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Two guys [censored] in a restaurant. One named Gervaise, the other named Hans. Gervaise was a new waiter, Hans was the kitchen assistant. The restaurant was a fish restaurant, the kind that you choose which fish/lobster/crab/squid that you wish to eat, and it gets taken to the kitchens, etc. In the tank there was a squid that Gervaise had grown fond of. It was a real straggly looking thing, mild green in colour with hairy lips, almost like a beard and moustache. It seemed fond of Gervaise and used to let Gervaise tickle him when the manager wasn't around. One day, a man came into the restaurant and ordered Squid. Gervaise asked which squid …

Two guys [censored] in a restaurant. One named Gervaise, the other named Hans. Gervaise was a new waiter, Hans was the kitchen assistant. The restaurant was a fish restaurant, the kind that you choose which fish/lobster/crab/squid that you wish to eat, and it gets taken to the kitchens, etc. In the tank there was a squid that Gervaise had grown fond of. It was a real straggly looking thing, mild green in colour with hairy lips, almost like a beard and moustache. It seemed fond of Gervaise and used to let Gervaise tickle him when the manager wasn't around. One day, a man came into the restaurant and ordered Squid. Gervaise asked which squid …

Two guys [censored] in a restaurant. One named Gervaise, the other named Hans. Gervaise was a new waiter, Hans was the kitchen assistant. The restaurant was a fish restaurant, the kind that you choose which fish/lobster/crab/squid that you wish to eat, and it gets taken to the kitchens, etc. In the tank there was a squid that Gervaise had grown fond of. It was a real straggly looking thing, mild green in colour with hairy lips, almost like a beard and moustache. It seemed fond of Gervaise and used to let Gervaise tickle him when the manager wasn't around. One day, a man came into the restaurant and ordered Squid. Gervaise asked which squid …

you no who you are!!! i am lookign forward to tommorrow hun! gonna bring my toys for ya to play with............ JOKE!!!

you no who you are!!! i am lookign forward to tommorrow hun! gonna bring my toys for ya to play with............ JOKE!!!

you no who you are!!! i am lookign forward to tommorrow hun! gonna bring my toys for ya to play with............ JOKE!!!

I know it seems very unlikely, but stranger things have happened. My watch, the time on my phone, my computer, and even this website are all inisisting it is somewhere around 13.20. My bodyclock, however, is insisting it is somewhere around 9pm. I find it very difficult to believe that my bodyclock could be wrong a) because it is natural, and not some artificial time-piece, and we all know natural is good, and b)I spent all weekend feeding my body chemicals to keep it finally tuned so it could maintain long hours of dancing and talking. Obviously if my body is that enhanced that it could maintain that level of efficiency for that length of time, there is no way that m…

I know it seems very unlikely, but stranger things have happened. My watch, the time on my phone, my computer, and even this website are all inisisting it is somewhere around 13.20. My bodyclock, however, is insisting it is somewhere around 9pm. I find it very difficult to believe that my bodyclock could be wrong a) because it is natural, and not some artificial time-piece, and we all know natural is good, and b)I spent all weekend feeding my body chemicals to keep it finally tuned so it could maintain long hours of dancing and talking. Obviously if my body is that enhanced that it could maintain that level of efficiency for that length of time, there is no way that m…

I know it seems very unlikely, but stranger things have happened. My watch, the time on my phone, my computer, and even this website are all inisisting it is somewhere around 13.20. My bodyclock, however, is insisting it is somewhere around 9pm. I find it very difficult to believe that my bodyclock could be wrong a) because it is natural, and not some artificial time-piece, and we all know natural is good, and b)I spent all weekend feeding my body chemicals to keep it finally tuned so it could maintain long hours of dancing and talking. Obviously if my body is that enhanced that it could maintain that level of efficiency for that length of time, there is no way that m…

Cheers for the cd hun

Cheers for the cd hun

Cheers for the cd hun

Please put forward your caption suggestions for this rather amusing pic of DJSG ... lmao http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Hall_of_Shame&image=maria2.jpg&img=&tt=

Please put forward your caption suggestions for this rather amusing pic of DJSG ... lmao http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Hall_of_Shame&image=maria2.jpg&img=&tt=

Please put forward your caption suggestions for this rather amusing pic of DJSG ... lmao http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Hall_of_Shame&image=maria2.jpg&img=&tt=

I hate mondays especially when i am hungover and didn't get to bed til really late.... Oh and all the clocks in my house told me I still had another hour in bed.... then i realised i hadn't turned them forwards yet

I hate mondays especially when i am hungover and didn't get to bed til really late.... Oh and all the clocks in my house told me I still had another hour in bed.... then i realised i hadn't turned them forwards yet

I hate mondays especially when i am hungover and didn't get to bed til really late.... Oh and all the clocks in my house told me I still had another hour in bed.... then i realised i hadn't turned them forwards yet

its mothers day today and guess what, yet again i havnt had anything. i no my kids are to young to get me something but you'd think my my mum or dad would at least get me a card from them. i shouldnt be ranting or raving on here but ive no one else to rant about it too. but oh well il keep my chin up like i normally do.

its mothers day today and guess what, yet again i havnt had anything. i no my kids are to young to get me something but you'd think my my mum or dad would at least get me a card from them. i shouldnt be ranting or raving on here but ive no one else to rant about it too. but oh well il keep my chin up like i normally do.

Had a good weekend, lots of partying, and was a good boy and only had some billy. Everyone always says about bad comedowns on billy, but never noticed it myself...but this morning I am tired and miserable, and just want to curl up in a ball and hide. Unfortunately I am in [censored], and I [censored] in customer services, so I either have people phoning up to complain at me, or I have to phone people up and have a go at them for not doing their job. I really can't be arsed, I don't need anything else to bring me down, why can't I have some stupid brain-numbing job? I think being a road-sweeper for the day would be good, just for the day, out in the sun, I could hack t…