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Patrick had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy" Patrick replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Patrick spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame…

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I see you, you little monkey

I see you, you little monkey

I see you, you little monkey

Im on my computer quite alot these days and am fed up looking at my shitty wallpaper. anyone know any decent sites where i can get one? Im a lazy bastard and cant be bothered searching myself

Im on my computer quite alot these days and am fed up looking at my shitty wallpaper. anyone know any decent sites where i can get one? Im a lazy bastard and cant be bothered searching myself

Im on my computer quite alot these days and am fed up looking at my shitty wallpaper. anyone know any decent sites where i can get one? Im a lazy bastard and cant be bothered searching myself

whats your pornstar name?? take the name of your first ever pet and your mothers maiden name...there you have it!! mines....'Bandit Liddle'.....lol

whats your pornstar name?? take the name of your first ever pet and your mothers maiden name...there you have it!! mines....'Bandit Liddle'.....lol

whats your pornstar name?? take the name of your first ever pet and your mothers maiden name...there you have it!! mines....'Bandit Liddle'.....lol

look what i found!! lol!

look what i found!! lol!

look what i found!! lol!

Quiet one for me. Had a deck sesh and been Working my arse off coming to [censored]...and had my 2 year old neice and 9month old nephew over last night. So i had the youngest in my bed last night and had a sleepless night! Tidy weekender in just a few days... WOOP WOOP!!!

Quiet one for me. Had a deck sesh and been Working my arse off coming to [censored]...and had my 2 year old neice and 9month old nephew over last night. So i had the youngest in my bed last night and had a sleepless night! Tidy weekender in just a few days... WOOP WOOP!!!

Quiet one for me. Had a deck sesh and been Working my arse off coming to [censored]...and had my 2 year old neice and 9month old nephew over last night. So i had the youngest in my bed last night and had a sleepless night! Tidy weekender in just a few days... WOOP WOOP!!!

CREATION OF THE PUSSY Seven Wise men with knowledge so fine, created a Pussy to their design..... First was a Butcher, smart with wit, using a knife,he gave it a slit. Second was a Carpenter,strong n bold with a hammer n chisel he gave it a hole. Third was a Tailor,tall n thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a Hunter,short n stout with a peice of fox fur,he trimmed it out. Fifth was a Fisherman,nasty as hell, threw in a fish n gave it a smell. Sixth was a Preacher who's name was McGee touched it n blessed it n said it could pee. Last came a Sailor,dirty little runt he sucked it n [censored] it n c…

CREATION OF THE PUSSY Seven Wise men with knowledge so fine, created a Pussy to their design..... First was a Butcher, smart with wit, using a knife,he gave it a slit. Second was a Carpenter,strong n bold with a hammer n chisel he gave it a hole. Third was a Tailor,tall n thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a Hunter,short n stout with a peice of fox fur,he trimmed it out. Fifth was a Fisherman,nasty as hell, threw in a fish n gave it a smell. Sixth was a Preacher who's name was McGee touched it n blessed it n said it could pee. Last came a Sailor,dirty little runt he sucked it n [censored] it n c…

CREATION OF THE PUSSY Seven Wise men with knowledge so fine, created a Pussy to their design..... First was a Butcher, smart with wit, using a knife,he gave it a slit. Second was a Carpenter,strong n bold with a hammer n chisel he gave it a hole. Third was a Tailor,tall n thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a Hunter,short n stout with a peice of fox fur,he trimmed it out. Fifth was a Fisherman,nasty as hell, threw in a fish n gave it a smell. Sixth was a Preacher who's name was McGee touched it n blessed it n said it could pee. Last came a Sailor,dirty little runt he sucked it n [censored] it n c…

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r u goin tidy?

r u goin tidy?

r u goin tidy?

Hope ur preparing ur 10,000 speech

Hope ur preparing ur 10,000 speech