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Where have all the members pics from the old site gone ?? I used to have an album full and can't find any of them now

aaaaaargh THE GIFT is coming into play and I should be with you and Tony listening to this - IT'S A RULE !!!!!! 'To pulsate gently in the morning sun'

were back with our 2nd dose of total mayhem this month our last event on jan 8th had over 300 people going crazy on the dancefloor for well over 8 hrs and this event promises to do the same TOTAL MAYHEM presents DOUBLE DROPPED pt 2 friday 28 jan george iv, brixton 10pm-very very late djs SKOL B2B ROOSTER (2HOUR B2B SPECIAL) LITTLE GEM (wildchild) PAUL MARTIN (logic) KIERON TONG (bangers and mashed) MICKEY.C (total mayhem) state of the art sound and lighting, backdrops, bubble machines, smoke machines, lasers and lots lots more for info email MICKEYC@TOTALMAYHEMUK.COM WWW.TOTALMAYHEMUK.COM SEE U A…

Be very proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way To the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines t…

After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her womanhood was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip hereand a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why…

Subject: FW: What's the fastest thing >An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. >After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. >He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. >Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. >The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: >"What is the fastest thing you know of?" >Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just…

Where would it be best to post asking DJs for entrance mixes for a DJ comp? Didn't want to post in the wrong place so decided to ask first...

Gets back to how is was! yeah maybe we cant turn back time and have the old days back! but from what im seeing the friendships that were made are coming back stronger and happyier than they were before Theres people that are gonna be missing from the good old days but we can sit and remeber them with huge smiles and talk about the good times that we had with each other!

Long shot question, not sure if you know anything in this field, though .. Do you know anything about BINARY ? I need to learn this as part of my course - the manual I have recieved from college is absolutely AMAZING but the 'Binary' module I am finding just a little bit hard to understand as it's all mathematical (and I am fooking CRAP at Maths) and it's not really explained in finer terms. It's jargon im not up-to-scratch with at this particular stage ! Jus asking really if you would happen to know / recomend a website that 'defines' binary and could possibly teach me in a less-intence way as to my manual. Cheers bud.

Cd in the post matey

i miss him sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MUCH i think we should start a petition for him to come out to either wildchild or frantic this month!! CRILL PUTS THE BOUNCE INTO SCOUSE HOUSE XXXX

How was it & what did you get up or where did you go?

So, I was having a weekend off. Was going to Oxford to relax and chill out for the weekend. Thursday night I went to a local little night in Birmingham, Hex-A-Tek. Afterwards we went on to Subway before popping around a mates for a bit, and then going on to another mates before calling it a night. It wasn't too bad, nice and easy going and not a heavy one by any stretch of the imagination. Friday night I then decided to go to Cheltenham with a mate for Residency's Tsunami fundraiser. What a night - gonna write a review... It's hard trance, which made a nice change, and this is really somethihng special on the hard dance scene at the moment - haven't got enough p…

wot you been up to today

New Mix cd available entitled 'Brain Damage' see members mixes fir full tracklist etc

I have an interview tomorrow and I could really do with wearing a suit. I could do with one anyway. Nice black Jacket, nice shirt, nice trousers (lightly pin striped). I fooking KNEW I should have bought one in Thailand whilst I had the feckin opportunity. GUTTED

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your ho…

yaaaaaaaay im back.. miss all you guys too much!! so im back how is everyone??xxxxxxxxx

unpeel a banana with one hand

A guy I work with talks like Jonathan Woss

made you look

thought i would mention that this place seems to have actually turned into quite a civilised and pleasent place to be on a sunday morning. in the past i've seen some slightly worrying stuff and it's had an air about it, but it's seemed clean, comfortable to be in and a decent friendly normal atmosphere in there on sunday.

have noticed the past couple of weeks in particular i seem to have been particularly bad, but i haven't done anything since new years...but i have been getting through 2-3 cups of coffee per day. recently

on the 12th february this year. thats a saturday for anyone interested. a high chance is that i might be going out clubbing also with my mate Kofi... if this does happen, can anyone reccomend a decent club near around morden / mitcham area... could be in town even doesnt matter. id like to go to ministry of sound but i dunno if i'll leave that to a later date. any ideas? also see if you could tag along if ur near

and thats that!

Mooo Only Moooooooo can get pooo on his mitts! ** sung in a Only me hyperlogic tone**

For All You Smokers

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Hiya matey... I've written a review of Residency on Friday... Where do you want me to put it? Cheers...