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Was installing the new topman window scheme today in my base branch. Took me all fucking day, but think it turned out well

That joke the other day was hilarious hun, i was in hysterics!!! Are you going to TW7?

WTF have you got James now saying HON for (I copuld never say 'hon' to him - god knows why, I only 'hon' you lol) ? It just doesn't seem right ! (although its fucking funny as fuck when he calls me hon on msn, in a gay sprta way lmao) It's like my dad, when he calls me 'hun' in a text message, and im like, WTF, HUN ???? oh my god this is bad shit.

as your valentine

Hello everyone I'm rachel and new to this got talked into it by Nik but seems good so far. Just thought I would say hi to everyone and hopefuilly start getting to know a few people.

Hmmm i just checked on ym most recent post and realised that it ses next to it that its in the overseas events forum. Does this matter and what am i doing wrong cus i havent seen any bit which ask you wot froum you want to post it in.

Evening dude, just wondering when you'll be able to give me the cash for that ticket. I'm not in a real hurry for it, but my credit card bills arrived today, so any time in the next couple of weeks or so is cool.

Got cd this morning & have listened & love it Thought you didnt like acid techno

Here is what I have .. 'tourettes syndrome'

How is everyone and what you all been up to today ? I have been busy busy busy today propa giving it some study and stuff as it's college day tomorrow and I am revising how to strip and build a PC and revise all the hardware components. It's practically all I have done today and the best part of all, is, I really enjoyed it.

Like Father like son?? If so who did it as I was watching it & then missed the bloody end

*Coca-Cola was originally green. *The most common name in the world is Mohammed. *The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. *TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard. *Women blink nearly twice as much as men!! *You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. *It is impossible to lick your elbow. *People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. *It is physically im…

topic title says it all, this guy is cool CLICK ME :-)

Well its all over people me an my mate didnt get ourselves sorted in time 2 go 2 MOS but nevertheless when i am sorted im goin out str8 away an gettin mullerd.

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phil rr

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I'm the number of the beast 666 Just noticed I 'had' 666 posts

digest food faster purely by concentrating harder?

An Australian was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed at being bothered during his breakfast and replied, "Yes, of course we do!" The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American had a smirk on his f…

As shown on genero # Paul van Dyks real name is Matthias Paul and once had orange hair! SHOCKER! # Sashas (DJMag no.4) real name is Alexander Coe # Sasha alledgedly cannot drive and refuses to wear a watch # Ferry Corsten is an electrical engineer by trade and did not DJ before Out of the blue became a hit. # Ferry studied alongside Ronald van Gelderen aka Kid Vicious, the two traded mixes of their tracks while learning their trade # Paul van Dyk was a carpenter # James Zabiela was a graphic designer # Sander Kleinenberg is a chain smoker. He alledgedly smokes 3 packs in a 3 hr set. # Marco V is one of the shortest sup…

too many if ppl insist on posting JOKES can we have a JOKES FORUM ?

Take a look hahaha VW POLO

Details in the this weekend section guys, Thanks

Where have all the members pics from the old site gone ?? I used to have an album full and can't find any of them now

aaaaaargh THE GIFT is coming into play and I should be with you and Tony listening to this - IT'S A RULE !!!!!! 'To pulsate gently in the morning sun'

were back with our 2nd dose of total mayhem this month our last event on jan 8th had over 300 people going crazy on the dancefloor for well over 8 hrs and this event promises to do the same TOTAL MAYHEM presents DOUBLE DROPPED pt 2 friday 28 jan george iv, brixton 10pm-very very late djs SKOL B2B ROOSTER (2HOUR B2B SPECIAL) LITTLE GEM (wildchild) PAUL MARTIN (logic) KIERON TONG (bangers and mashed) MICKEY.C (total mayhem) state of the art sound and lighting, backdrops, bubble machines, smoke machines, lasers and lots lots more for info email MICKEYC@TOTALMAYHEMUK.COM WWW.TOTALMAYHEMUK.COM SEE U A…

Be very proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way To the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines t…

After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her womanhood was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip hereand a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why…

Subject: FW: What's the fastest thing >An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. >After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. >He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. >Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. >The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: >"What is the fastest thing you know of?" >Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just…

Where would it be best to post asking DJs for entrance mixes for a DJ comp? Didn't want to post in the wrong place so decided to ask first...