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Hiya matey... I've written a review of Residency on Friday... Where do you want me to put it? Cheers...

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>>> > Shopping at Asda >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor." >>> > >>> > "Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. >>> > >>> > "There's a diagnostic computer at Asda. Just give it a urine sample >>> > and >>> > the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. &gt…

a gorgeous Cantonese meal.................. 4 x chicken breasts 1x onion 4x chilli's mushrooms (ginge ) 3x peppers beansprouts thai 7 spice my shaney added extras uncle bens cantonese sauce GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and uncle bens fried rice

I'm gonna smoke my last cigarette then fuck off to bed. Might have to crack one out while I'm there thinking about my lovely Jenny. (BTW...this picture doesnt do her any justice...she is SOOOO much better in the flesh)

following on from the google image search game ... reply to this if you want to take part - I'll then randomly select pairs of people who have to find an avatar (anything they want) for the specified person - and this is to take up for the next week. of course this could be a really really shit idea but i'm game - would just be amusing to see ALL the avatars different next week and not what we ourselves would pick

.. they had cadburies Flake in the Cadbury Heroes

msn's server is too busy. would you please stop having cybersex thank you

afternoon

has anyone got Wid & Ben - Point Blank on there comps if so can i have a copy via msn as i need 2 fiddle about with it long story but youll all find out lol, had the go ahead from the boys 2 yay......................

all u fucking members, will ya get posting and let me know what ya fooooookin either did at the weekend OR talk general utter shit 2 me please!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone having problems with msn at this moment in time sunday 23rd at 15.16pm????

is everyone right now...................... area place room??? Im @ hom ein n.wales in me comp room

is the country bumpkin skin....urgh try it

for this weekend then? Im off out tonight as it is Tony & mine's 2 year anniversary so we are going to Vauxhall for Insekt Glazby B2B with Justin Bourne 3hr set

ahhhhhhh sunday afternoon ...nothing better than having a quiet smoke is there

sunday afternoon hust sitting here enjoying a quiet smoke

to collect that new beauty issue advertised on tv for the girlies it seems well cool and u get free make up and its all tips on how to apply make up the make up artist way to look all professional

I dont think anyone here realises that anyone can add events to the shared calendar but that you can also add your own PRIVATE events/entries to the Calendar as well At the bottom left hand screen of the Calendar page there is a button called 'Add New Event' (or Click This) ... Then enter your event/entry details as normal but select the drop down against 'Type of Event' and change the default from 'Public Event (viewable by all)' to 'Personal Event (Viewable by all)' As you are aware your personal blog only lets you add entries for the current day (you cant add entries forward or back in time, however you can edit past entries). What this calendar will al…

Right a few of us have activated our blogs & some are using them but some of you have not written ought in them yet, so come on guys & girls get typing

Why are we all so sad lol Now that its just us we can master a cunning plan against the others!

Put your name into the google image search engine and see what the funniest face you can get from it! This is mine: Simon Hales

any here like absinthe???? ABSINTHE

A fry up is needed, gonna go and cook 1 and tell u my ingredients in a wee while.........................

This is an extract from the latest Mills and Boon Novel... With writing like this there really is no need for pictures... We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both as nature had intended. I knew I had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting…

hey liam, just wanted tell you that i've been listening to your dirrrt mix constantly and i think it's brilliant i've got it on my mp3 player and i listen to it at the gym, it makes me work out really fast lol

a McCains....anytime panini pepperoni, mozzarella & tomato filled toasted italian bread LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. …