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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. …

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Soz I've not been around for a while, been busy on my own site. So I just thought I would pop over and say ello! anyways how are yas all keeping? K K

WAHOO.

.. so it looks like no one is online

Job Predictor Mine was a litter warden lmfao

Happy burpday girlies, hope, your having a good one

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'Have you got somethin' that belongs, to me ?'

Are you here my love?? How was the course etc etc

a gorgeous tea...................... 2 x Sirloin steaks with pepper & mustard seasoning chips mushrooms It is absolute lush.....................Bravo

How did last night go dude???????????

I linked to a pic of debbie harry from blondie for my last avatar (the one ive had for a week or so now) Now its changed to this by itself! RaNdOm!

Its friday and guess who youve got for the whole weekend 2 get on ya tits???? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's thursdsay night, the night before caningness, overall this is as sane as people will be for the next 7 days.

of a memorable momemt in clubbing or partying or whatever. here i'll start..

was chatting with the topster earlier & when you fancy comingn over to learn logic etc then??

Not sure what I am sopposed to put before the numbers - the first four numbers I have, are .. '0091' Cheers

has my skin on here changed 2 red aotumatically???????????????

not sure if it belngs here or in serious but as we all know the record aint a true source of news here man with 1 inch dick freed of a rape charge lisa or maria if u feel this should be moved gladly do so

too much c*nt

Any1 got any links to good websites that i can find out how i can tone up? need to trim up me tum before i get in to those little clothes @ tidy

if I do can anyone think of any questions I could ask?

TBF = To Be Fair. In certain context it's flipping arrrrgh

For me, it has to be other peoples farts. :spewface:

I'm somewhat confused as recently a few people had 'left' the site as they had made it clear the site wasnt for them, however we're finding this week that 4 or 5 people are trying to re-register so they can view the general threads. Just want to make it clear that once people have been deleted they are not allowed to re-register and also that duplicate accounts / aliases are stricly not allowed. Quite a few people have said "i'm leaving the site" and yet they keep coming back :s I dont mind if people want to come back and not class themselves as 'leavers' anymore (so long as they behave) but why make up a false names/accounts :s All this verification c…

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