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Are you here my love?? How was the course etc etc

a gorgeous tea...................... 2 x Sirloin steaks with pepper & mustard seasoning chips mushrooms It is absolute lush.....................Bravo

How did last night go dude???????????

I linked to a pic of debbie harry from blondie for my last avatar (the one ive had for a week or so now) Now its changed to this by itself! RaNdOm!

Its friday and guess who youve got for the whole weekend 2 get on ya tits???? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's thursdsay night, the night before caningness, overall this is as sane as people will be for the next 7 days.

of a memorable momemt in clubbing or partying or whatever. here i'll start..

was chatting with the topster earlier & when you fancy comingn over to learn logic etc then??

Not sure what I am sopposed to put before the numbers - the first four numbers I have, are .. '0091' Cheers

has my skin on here changed 2 red aotumatically???????????????

not sure if it belngs here or in serious but as we all know the record aint a true source of news here man with 1 inch dick freed of a rape charge lisa or maria if u feel this should be moved gladly do so

too much c*nt

Any1 got any links to good websites that i can find out how i can tone up? need to trim up me tum before i get in to those little clothes @ tidy

if I do can anyone think of any questions I could ask?

TBF = To Be Fair. In certain context it's flipping arrrrgh

For me, it has to be other peoples farts. :spewface:

I'm somewhat confused as recently a few people had 'left' the site as they had made it clear the site wasnt for them, however we're finding this week that 4 or 5 people are trying to re-register so they can view the general threads. Just want to make it clear that once people have been deleted they are not allowed to re-register and also that duplicate accounts / aliases are stricly not allowed. Quite a few people have said "i'm leaving the site" and yet they keep coming back :s I dont mind if people want to come back and not class themselves as 'leavers' anymore (so long as they behave) but why make up a false names/accounts :s All this verification c…

New pussy wash for women. It's made of Marijuana, Anti Perspirant and Kentuky Fried Chicken. It leaves your fanny high, dry, and finger licking good.

Has gone wrong, Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesnt happen often but when it does its bloody shocking . So this weekend blokey thing sort of came to see me had a wicked night friday then saturday had a wicked day watchin footy then went to shuffles meal then back to jillys... So tart does her normal thing of gettin totally spanked and being a twat. thing is now i think that i may well have frightened him away coz of how twatty i was acting. thing is tho im not gonna change the way i am for any bloke i love being with my mates FAR to much! am i being stupid or should i change for blokes?

Hi i moved to spain about 2years ago and am looking for my old clubbin mates. If any body knows a guy called ed who is at sheffield halam uni doing biomedical science and came from peterborough can you get him to e-mail james at jms_arden@yahoo.co.uk cheers. ps any body just want to say hi feel free tar

WORD ASSOCIATION appreciate my talent as the amount of time taken to make and complete this wee thing will not be information you will be recieving... i think this is how it goes I PUT TREE THEN, SAY, MARIA PUTS WOOD THEN SOMEONE ELSE WILL PUT PAPER AND THE LIST GOES ON.... THE WORD AFTER PAPER MIGHT BE PENCIL OR PEN AND THEN INK AND SO ON AND SO ON so lets see how it goes...

Woman gives birth to 'giant baby' A woman in Brazil has given birth to a "giant baby" weighing 17lb (8kg) - twice the size of an average newborn. Ademilton dos Santos is the heaviest boy ever born in Brazil, says the Brazilian Gynaecological Association. Ademilton was born by Caesarean section on Wednesday at a hospital in Salvador in north-eastern Brazil. He is Francisca Ramos dos Santos' fifth child and doctors said his unusual size was probably due to his mother's diabetes condition. Paediatrician Luiz Sena Azul said Ademilton "could truly be considered a giant baby, for he was born weighing what a six-month-old-baby normally weighs". …

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the r…

i am currently liking plinth, and condiment

> A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local > hospital, when during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male > patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the woman. > "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?" > "The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am > sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the > testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five > times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes." > "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. > In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was > performing oral sex on a differ…

how wasted you get (especially if you're a goth)

I need a new Computer Desk Chair - but they are like, TOO EXPENSIVE :@ (the one I want, anyway) . SHITE

wel hopefully folks in 2 weeks im gonna b at Ministry of sound 4 my m8s 18th birthday os of 2 london i do go, wibble wobble 2 an hmmmm. anyways i was wonderin if any1 knows wot event is on 29th jan???? Also how do these meeting things work,how dya find out about them an stuf like that so hit me back

I've come up with a massive brainwave. Waterpistols = shower. Howzat ?