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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the r…

i am currently liking plinth, and condiment

> A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local > hospital, when during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male > patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the woman. > "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?" > "The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am > sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the > testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five > times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes." > "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. > In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was > performing oral sex on a differ…

how wasted you get (especially if you're a goth)

I need a new Computer Desk Chair - but they are like, TOO EXPENSIVE :@ (the one I want, anyway) . SHITE

wel hopefully folks in 2 weeks im gonna b at Ministry of sound 4 my m8s 18th birthday os of 2 london i do go, wibble wobble 2 an hmmmm. anyways i was wonderin if any1 knows wot event is on 29th jan???? Also how do these meeting things work,how dya find out about them an stuf like that so hit me back

I've come up with a massive brainwave. Waterpistols = shower. Howzat ?

Im off, night night, cya 2moz

Yes, New Year and the first Out Of The Blue of 2005. Firday 28th of Feb at Club North, Tibbs st (Under Afflecks Palace) STU ANGUS MARC WEST (Passion) KRS (Synergy) FLASH! & LORD K (Residents) Soooooo, who's game??

Jon says: my plumber has attached my toilet ot the fucking hot water system. I nearly scladed my ass when i went for a crap Jon says: fucking cowboys _James says: LMAO Jon says: theyre here fixing it now _James says: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! _James says: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last time I went out of the house was early this morning - and i still have my boots on. (Took my coat off about 15 minutes ago :s)

Hey hey everyone! How do?

i passed 2000 posts haha happy post day to me

click here?

slap the annoying raver jus click on slap the bitchslap

New year means new things so................ Im going to learn to play guitar. Have been thinking of something new to learn or do, think this will be ace

Following on from the fav word thread what is your least fav word? Mine would be cunt, just dont like it & housework

think ive broke my finger!!!

does anyone else get goosebumps from tunes wheneva i hear hevens cry it sends shivers up my bak and i get goosebumps oh what a tune

Make your own art ! Iv just done mine - I call it Dani Can't Find The Showers At Dance Valley lmao

checked out the new look CTW competition forum & anyone goning to enter??

I have a spare ticket for Tidy Weekender for sale its a Classic space and will be with Kate Bear Bungle Kates Friend Ticket is £100 (£50 in 2 weeks and the the other £50 before 18th february) Please either pm me or email me if intersted, come on guys you know ya wanna share a weekend with me

http://www.clubtheworld.uk/index.php?act=...=stats&gameid=1 hows that work then

Past few nights i been having oats so simple any1 else have a late night snack they have every night?

i have decided that the makers of pringles must put something in them to make them addictive like the chemicals they put in coca cola that makes people crave it. can any1 say that when they open a tub of pringles they can put the lid back on? 6their slogan is true once you pop you just cant stop not good when your tryin 2 tone up really

i promise later i will find u some web sites i forgot today i have a contact session to go to ad wont be back till tonite il do it later or tomorrow

'Anyone know how to follow him out of the building on Chapter 20 ?' (I've no idea what this game is - posting a message for a family Member).

make an actual pic avatar size lol i want it shrinking not cutting as i took it on my fone just of me and shay jus so i got a choice of avatar

after having grown my nails for months i thought they needed cutting down so they could grow same length now its bloody annoying typing with fingers not nails as im not used to it and i cant scratch