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New pussy wash for women. It's made of Marijuana, Anti Perspirant and Kentuky Fried Chicken. It leaves your fanny high, dry, and finger licking good.

Has gone wrong, Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesnt happen often but when it does its bloody shocking . So this weekend blokey thing sort of came to see me had a wicked night friday then saturday had a wicked day watchin footy then went to shuffles meal then back to jillys... So tart does her normal thing of gettin totally spanked and being a twat. thing is now i think that i may well have frightened him away coz of how twatty i was acting. thing is tho im not gonna change the way i am for any bloke i love being with my mates FAR to much! am i being stupid or should i change for blokes?

Hi i moved to spain about 2years ago and am looking for my old clubbin mates. If any body knows a guy called ed who is at sheffield halam uni doing biomedical science and came from peterborough can you get him to e-mail james at jms_arden@yahoo.co.uk cheers. ps any body just want to say hi feel free tar

WORD ASSOCIATION appreciate my talent as the amount of time taken to make and complete this wee thing will not be information you will be recieving... i think this is how it goes I PUT TREE THEN, SAY, MARIA PUTS WOOD THEN SOMEONE ELSE WILL PUT PAPER AND THE LIST GOES ON.... THE WORD AFTER PAPER MIGHT BE PENCIL OR PEN AND THEN INK AND SO ON AND SO ON so lets see how it goes...

Woman gives birth to 'giant baby' A woman in Brazil has given birth to a "giant baby" weighing 17lb (8kg) - twice the size of an average newborn. Ademilton dos Santos is the heaviest boy ever born in Brazil, says the Brazilian Gynaecological Association. Ademilton was born by Caesarean section on Wednesday at a hospital in Salvador in north-eastern Brazil. He is Francisca Ramos dos Santos' fifth child and doctors said his unusual size was probably due to his mother's diabetes condition. Paediatrician Luiz Sena Azul said Ademilton "could truly be considered a giant baby, for he was born weighing what a six-month-old-baby normally weighs". …

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the r…

i am currently liking plinth, and condiment

> A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local > hospital, when during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male > patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the woman. > "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?" > "The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am > sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the > testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five > times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes." > "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. > In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was > performing oral sex on a differ…

how wasted you get (especially if you're a goth)

I need a new Computer Desk Chair - but they are like, TOO EXPENSIVE :@ (the one I want, anyway) . SHITE

wel hopefully folks in 2 weeks im gonna b at Ministry of sound 4 my m8s 18th birthday os of 2 london i do go, wibble wobble 2 an hmmmm. anyways i was wonderin if any1 knows wot event is on 29th jan???? Also how do these meeting things work,how dya find out about them an stuf like that so hit me back

I've come up with a massive brainwave. Waterpistols = shower. Howzat ?

Im off, night night, cya 2moz

Yes, New Year and the first Out Of The Blue of 2005. Firday 28th of Feb at Club North, Tibbs st (Under Afflecks Palace) STU ANGUS MARC WEST (Passion) KRS (Synergy) FLASH! & LORD K (Residents) Soooooo, who's game??

Jon says: my plumber has attached my toilet ot the fucking hot water system. I nearly scladed my ass when i went for a crap Jon says: fucking cowboys _James says: LMAO Jon says: theyre here fixing it now _James says: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! _James says: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last time I went out of the house was early this morning - and i still have my boots on. (Took my coat off about 15 minutes ago :s)

Hey hey everyone! How do?

i passed 2000 posts haha happy post day to me

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slap the annoying raver jus click on slap the bitchslap

New year means new things so................ Im going to learn to play guitar. Have been thinking of something new to learn or do, think this will be ace

Following on from the fav word thread what is your least fav word? Mine would be cunt, just dont like it & housework

think ive broke my finger!!!

does anyone else get goosebumps from tunes wheneva i hear hevens cry it sends shivers up my bak and i get goosebumps oh what a tune

Make your own art ! Iv just done mine - I call it Dani Can't Find The Showers At Dance Valley lmao

checked out the new look CTW competition forum & anyone goning to enter??

I have a spare ticket for Tidy Weekender for sale its a Classic space and will be with Kate Bear Bungle Kates Friend Ticket is £100 (£50 in 2 weeks and the the other £50 before 18th february) Please either pm me or email me if intersted, come on guys you know ya wanna share a weekend with me

http://www.clubtheworld.uk/index.php?act=...=stats&gameid=1 hows that work then