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The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady…
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The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady…
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This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy. She believed him to be just that, she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then... A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
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This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy. She believed him to be just that, she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then... A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
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This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy. She believed him to be just that, she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then... A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a > > > short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life > > > would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the > > > honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a > > > card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but > > > "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out > > > the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." > > > > > > Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughte…
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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a > > > short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life > > > would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the > > > honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a > > > card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but > > > "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out > > > the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." > > > > > > Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughte…
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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a > > > short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life > > > would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the > > > honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a > > > card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but > > > "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out > > > the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." > > > > > > Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughte…
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this week i would say the funnyest thing (that i can remember) said to me last wkd was this: *Amelia browsing through me wallet* "all ur cards smell of ket! all of them do!! i bet youve used ever single card to make ket lines!!! god even ur wallet stinks of ket!!! o hang on, i think its leather i'm smelling
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this week i would say the funnyest thing (that i can remember) said to me last wkd was this: *Amelia browsing through me wallet* "all ur cards smell of ket! all of them do!! i bet youve used ever single card to make ket lines!!! god even ur wallet stinks of ket!!! o hang on, i think its leather i'm smelling
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this week i would say the funnyest thing (that i can remember) said to me last wkd was this: *Amelia browsing through me wallet* "all ur cards smell of ket! all of them do!! i bet youve used ever single card to make ket lines!!! god even ur wallet stinks of ket!!! o hang on, i think its leather i'm smelling
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is this worth workin on more or is it shite? please bear in mind its only 30 mins old lol new thing cheers
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is this worth workin on more or is it shite? please bear in mind its only 30 mins old lol new thing cheers
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is this worth workin on more or is it shite? please bear in mind its only 30 mins old lol new thing cheers
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The best program on T.V. has got to be ' the magic roundabout' . It's just class . Who else has got away with a stoned rabbit ? Cpt Pugwash cums a close 2nd with ' seaman stains ' .
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The best program on T.V. has got to be ' the magic roundabout' . It's just class . Who else has got away with a stoned rabbit ? Cpt Pugwash cums a close 2nd with ' seaman stains ' .
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The best program on T.V. has got to be ' the magic roundabout' . It's just class . Who else has got away with a stoned rabbit ? Cpt Pugwash cums a close 2nd with ' seaman stains ' .
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> >A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. > >As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and > >guns, but he finds a young couple in bed. > >He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. > >While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the > >neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. > > > >While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an > >escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in > >prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he …
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> >A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. > >As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and > >guns, but he finds a young couple in bed. > >He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. > >While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the > >neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. > > > >While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an > >escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in > >prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he …
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