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Right girls, How many of you lot love to drink from the human hose! (I'm not on about watersports tho!) I read in loaded this month that sperm is lower in calories than: 1) A pint of Lager 2) A pint of Guinness 3) A pint of Orange Juice So girls now you got no excuse!! It is good for you!
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Right girls, How many of you lot love to drink from the human hose! (I'm not on about watersports tho!) I read in loaded this month that sperm is lower in calories than: 1) A pint of Lager 2) A pint of Guinness 3) A pint of Orange Juice So girls now you got no excuse!! It is good for you!
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Right girls, How many of you lot love to drink from the human hose! (I'm not on about watersports tho!) I read in loaded this month that sperm is lower in calories than: 1) A pint of Lager 2) A pint of Guinness 3) A pint of Orange Juice So girls now you got no excuse!! It is good for you!
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ok own up...I had and now I only have who stole one? Does this mean I upset someone and they took them away? I feel like I [censored] in Mc D's and have been a naughty girl!
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ok own up...I had and now I only have who stole one? Does this mean I upset someone and they took them away? I feel like I [censored] in Mc D's and have been a naughty girl!
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ok own up...I had and now I only have who stole one? Does this mean I upset someone and they took them away? I feel like I [censored] in Mc D's and have been a naughty girl!
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I am sorry to inform the girls on this forum that tRaNcEd-kEv fomerly CreamyC will be officially gay as of Wednesday 5th June 2002! Sorry girls but there are the few bad eggs that have pissed Kev off in the last week or so that has helped him make his decision, I can no longer go on putting up with this [censored] so all the lads on the forum (the closet gays) please come out now! Otherwise Kev will have to expose you to the board! I know there is gonna be alot of from the girls coz they all wanted a bit of Kev and really him but unfortunately his answer to all of you is
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A man has been working at a lumbercamp for almost six months and he's just about climbing the walls, he's so horny. He goes into the nearest town and asks the landlord, "What would I do if I wanted sex around here?" "There ain't no women fer miles, if your serious there's the chinese cook." "I'm not that sort of bloke!" said the lumberjack, and left. Two weeks later he was back, and after sidling up to the landlord, he said "Just supposing I went with the chinese cook, how many would have to know about it?" Landlord said "Well there's me, you, him, thats seven all told, we need four to hold him down he's not that sort of bloke either!!"
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A man has been working at a lumbercamp for almost six months and he's just about climbing the walls, he's so horny. He goes into the nearest town and asks the landlord, "What would I do if I wanted sex around here?" "There ain't no women fer miles, if your serious there's the chinese cook." "I'm not that sort of bloke!" said the lumberjack, and left. Two weeks later he was back, and after sidling up to the landlord, he said "Just supposing I went with the chinese cook, how many would have to know about it?" Landlord said "Well there's me, you, him, thats seven all told, we need four to hold him down he's not that sort of bloke either!!"
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A man has been working at a lumbercamp for almost six months and he's just about climbing the walls, he's so horny. He goes into the nearest town and asks the landlord, "What would I do if I wanted sex around here?" "There ain't no women fer miles, if your serious there's the chinese cook." "I'm not that sort of bloke!" said the lumberjack, and left. Two weeks later he was back, and after sidling up to the landlord, he said "Just supposing I went with the chinese cook, how many would have to know about it?" Landlord said "Well there's me, you, him, thats seven all told, we need four to hold him down he's not that sort of bloke either!!"
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A bloke goes into a pub. The barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to put my head between your tits, and lick the sweat off." He replies. "You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband." The bloke apologizes and says he will never do it again. The barmaid, disgusted, accepts his apology and asks what he wants again. "I want to pull down your knickers, spread cottage cheese between your arse cheeks and lick it off." he replies. "What???" screams the barmaid, "That's it, you're barred, you dirty, filthy, perverted bastard, GET OUT NOW!" Once again the bloke apologizes, and says he will never, ever do it again. "Right. I'll gi…
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A bloke goes into a pub. The barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to put my head between your tits, and lick the sweat off." He replies. "You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband." The bloke apologizes and says he will never do it again. The barmaid, disgusted, accepts his apology and asks what he wants again. "I want to pull down your knickers, spread cottage cheese between your arse cheeks and lick it off." he replies. "What???" screams the barmaid, "That's it, you're barred, you dirty, filthy, perverted bastard, GET OUT NOW!" Once again the bloke apologizes, and says he will never, ever do it again. "Right. I'll gi…
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A bloke goes into a pub. The barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to put my head between your tits, and lick the sweat off." He replies. "You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband." The bloke apologizes and says he will never do it again. The barmaid, disgusted, accepts his apology and asks what he wants again. "I want to pull down your knickers, spread cottage cheese between your arse cheeks and lick it off." he replies. "What???" screams the barmaid, "That's it, you're barred, you dirty, filthy, perverted bastard, GET OUT NOW!" Once again the bloke apologizes, and says he will never, ever do it again. "Right. I'll gi…
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Reilly fell in the pub door covered in blood. "What on earth happened?" asked the barman "Murphy hit me with a shovel" replied Reilly "That's definately not a fair fight" said the barman "Did you not have anything in your hands to defend yourself?" "Mrs. Murphy's tits" replied Reilly "But they're no good in a fight"
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Reilly fell in the pub door covered in blood. "What on earth happened?" asked the barman "Murphy hit me with a shovel" replied Reilly "That's definately not a fair fight" said the barman "Did you not have anything in your hands to defend yourself?" "Mrs. Murphy's tits" replied Reilly "But they're no good in a fight"
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Reilly fell in the pub door covered in blood. "What on earth happened?" asked the barman "Murphy hit me with a shovel" replied Reilly "That's definately not a fair fight" said the barman "Did you not have anything in your hands to defend yourself?" "Mrs. Murphy's tits" replied Reilly "But they're no good in a fight"
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. Finally the day came when he came to. He motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered to her, his eyes filling with tears: "you know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When i got fired, you comforted me. When my business failed, you supported us both. When I got shot, you nursed me back to health. When we lost the house, you endured living in a shabby rented flat. Now my health has started failing and you are still right by my side ..... You know what?" "what dear?" She gently asked, smiling as…
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. Finally the day came when he came to. He motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered to her, his eyes filling with tears: "you know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When i got fired, you comforted me. When my business failed, you supported us both. When I got shot, you nursed me back to health. When we lost the house, you endured living in a shabby rented flat. Now my health has started failing and you are still right by my side ..... You know what?" "what dear?" She gently asked, smiling as…
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