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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped …

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped …

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped …

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire," replies the boy. "What you gonna do with that?" the old man asked. "Gonna catch some chickens," said the boy. "You damn fool! You cain't catch chickens with chicken wire!" the old man hollers. The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying some…

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire," replies the boy. "What you gonna do with that?" the old man asked. "Gonna catch some chickens," said the boy. "You damn fool! You cain't catch chickens with chicken wire!" the old man hollers. The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying some…

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire," replies the boy. "What you gonna do with that?" the old man asked. "Gonna catch some chickens," said the boy. "You damn fool! You cain't catch chickens with chicken wire!" the old man hollers. The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying some…

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The site i build, very simple but have allot of jokes , u just click away from laughing... Jokes

The site i build, very simple but have allot of jokes , u just click away from laughing... Jokes

> HOW TO MAKE LOVE > > Ingredients: > 4 Laughing eyes > 4 Well-shaped legs > 4 Loving arms > 2 Firm milk containers > 2 Nuts > 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl > 1 Firm banana > > Directions: > 1. Look into laughing eyes. > 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. > 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. > 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well > creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. > 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, > leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). …

> HOW TO MAKE LOVE > > Ingredients: > 4 Laughing eyes > 4 Well-shaped legs > 4 Loving arms > 2 Firm milk containers > 2 Nuts > 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl > 1 Firm banana > > Directions: > 1. Look into laughing eyes. > 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. > 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. > 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well > creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. > 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, > leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). …

> HOW TO MAKE LOVE > > Ingredients: > 4 Laughing eyes > 4 Well-shaped legs > 4 Loving arms > 2 Firm milk containers > 2 Nuts > 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl > 1 Firm banana > > Directions: > 1. Look into laughing eyes. > 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. > 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. > 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well > creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. > 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, > leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). …

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fao all the hetrosexual men: if u had to have gay sex with ne ctw male, who would it be and y? this question does not apply 2 gay/bi men as u already fancy men and this question does not apply to women as all women r lezbians

fao all the hetrosexual men: if u had to have gay sex with ne ctw male, who would it be and y? this question does not apply 2 gay/bi men as u already fancy men and this question does not apply to women as all women r lezbians

this has become a police state!

this has become a police state!

this has become a police state!

An englishman, a frenchman and a scotsman were on a long train journey. As time passed conversation turned, as it always does, to sex. More time passed and they discussed how to turn women on. 'Well' said the englishman, 'I cover my wife's important little places with honey and lick it off, very, very slowly'. It drives my wife into ecstasy every time. 'Me' said the frenchman 'I tickle my wife in those important little places with a feather. it drives her absolutely wild'. 'Well' says the scotsman, 'I throw my wife on the bed, sh*g her senseless, whip my cock out and wipe it on the curtains. it drives her f***ing mental'.

An englishman, a frenchman and a scotsman were on a long train journey. As time passed conversation turned, as it always does, to sex. More time passed and they discussed how to turn women on. 'Well' said the englishman, 'I cover my wife's important little places with honey and lick it off, very, very slowly'. It drives my wife into ecstasy every time. 'Me' said the frenchman 'I tickle my wife in those important little places with a feather. it drives her absolutely wild'. 'Well' says the scotsman, 'I throw my wife on the bed, sh*g her senseless, whip my cock out and wipe it on the curtains. it drives her f***ing mental'.

An englishman, a frenchman and a scotsman were on a long train journey. As time passed conversation turned, as it always does, to sex. More time passed and they discussed how to turn women on. 'Well' said the englishman, 'I cover my wife's important little places with honey and lick it off, very, very slowly'. It drives my wife into ecstasy every time. 'Me' said the frenchman 'I tickle my wife in those important little places with a feather. it drives her absolutely wild'. 'Well' says the scotsman, 'I throw my wife on the bed, sh*g her senseless, whip my cock out and wipe it on the curtains. it drives her f***ing mental'.

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An ad found in the Australian Canberra Times, Personals Section: Wanted. A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested? Call me at .......8250-0327

An ad found in the Australian Canberra Times, Personals Section: Wanted. A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested? Call me at .......8250-0327

THESE QUOTES WERE TAKEN FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "I would not allow this employee to breed." "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be." "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there." "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." "This…

THESE QUOTES WERE TAKEN FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "I would not allow this employee to breed." "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be." "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there." "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." "This…

THESE QUOTES WERE TAKEN FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "I would not allow this employee to breed." "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be." "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there." "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." "This…

Wohoo! my b-day today! I am now the grand old age of 20 years old! Had an absolutley mad weekend!! Full weekend report tommorrow, when my head stops hurting!

Wohoo! my b-day today! I am now the grand old age of 20 years old! Had an absolutley mad weekend!! Full weekend report tommorrow, when my head stops hurting!

Wohoo! my b-day today! I am now the grand old age of 20 years old! Had an absolutley mad weekend!! Full weekend report tommorrow, when my head stops hurting!