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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink …

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather …

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather …

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather …

from a clubbers point of view, whats the best venue(s) in Manchester?

from a clubbers point of view, whats the best venue(s) in Manchester?

from a clubbers point of view, whats the best venue(s) in Manchester?

mornin everyone, hows things! its fookin freezin in this poxy office this morning, my fingers are numb!! Is anyone going out in London over the weekend?? If so where to, cos I aint a big fan of travelling to Coalville or Bradford!! Creamy: are you still milking this post thing tosser!! lol

mornin everyone, hows things! its fookin freezin in this poxy office this morning, my fingers are numb!! Is anyone going out in London over the weekend?? If so where to, cos I aint a big fan of travelling to Coalville or Bradford!! Creamy: are you still milking this post thing tosser!! lol

mornin everyone, hows things! its fookin freezin in this poxy office this morning, my fingers are numb!! Is anyone going out in London over the weekend?? If so where to, cos I aint a big fan of travelling to Coalville or Bradford!! Creamy: are you still milking this post thing tosser!! lol

Took me from 7 till 11 to get from Notting hill to St. Albans. A bit of snow and the country grounds to a hault.

Took me from 7 till 11 to get from Notting hill to St. Albans. A bit of snow and the country grounds to a hault.

Took me from 7 till 11 to get from Notting hill to St. Albans. A bit of snow and the country grounds to a hault.

did it snow today! its frezzing

did it snow today! its frezzing

did it snow today! its frezzing

Anyone got any tips or suggestions?

Anyone got any tips or suggestions?

Anyone got any tips or suggestions?

I saw a post but cant find it now!

I saw a post but cant find it now!

I saw a post but cant find it now!

Please be aware that Tesco's have a terrorist alert out at the moment. They have taken all Indian and Chinese Meals off the shelf. There is concern that these meals may have rice in.

Please be aware that Tesco's have a terrorist alert out at the moment. They have taken all Indian and Chinese Meals off the shelf. There is concern that these meals may have rice in.

Please be aware that Tesco's have a terrorist alert out at the moment. They have taken all Indian and Chinese Meals off the shelf. There is concern that these meals may have rice in.

As we all know, valentines day is not too far away and we all get worked up about what to buy our other halves. so i thought i would start a thread for both the boys and girls to suggest what they would like!! this will give both parties ideas and everyone will be happy little bunnies on valentines day!! ********MISERABLE SINGLETONS STAY AWAY***********

...am I the only one????

...am I the only one????

...am I the only one????

that even though u say hello dont anser. you got any like that???