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  1. Started by Scream,

    and they are as follows: Mr Cool, Mr Rude, Mr Good, Little Miss Bad, Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Whoops. I wonder how many clubbers are gonna take to these???

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  2. Started by Saffy,

    Oh dear oh dear .. why do some on here have to brag ? Me thinks that it's more like wishful thinking ...

    • 7 replies
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  3. Started by Saffy,

    Oh dear oh dear .. why do some on here have to brag ? Me thinks that it's more like wishful thinking ...

    • 7 replies
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  4. Started by Saffy,

    Oh dear oh dear .. why do some on here have to brag ? Me thinks that it's more like wishful thinking ...

    • 7 replies
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  5. Started by Evilhedfuk,

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  8. Started by Tony P,

    This bloke goes into a butchers and says "I notice your assistant is not working, what had happened to him" The butcher replies "I had to sack him" "why was that" the man replies "he kept sticking his knob in the bacon slicer" says the butcher "thats discusting" says the man "so whats happened to the bacon slicer?" The butcher replies "I had to sack her too!!!!"

  9. Started by Tony P,

    This bloke goes into a butchers and says "I notice your assistant is not working, what had happened to him" The butcher replies "I had to sack him" "why was that" the man replies "he kept sticking his knob in the bacon slicer" says the butcher "thats discusting" says the man "so whats happened to the bacon slicer?" The butcher replies "I had to sack her too!!!!"

  10. Started by Tony P,

    This bloke goes into a butchers and says "I notice your assistant is not working, what had happened to him" The butcher replies "I had to sack him" "why was that" the man replies "he kept sticking his knob in the bacon slicer" says the butcher "thats discusting" says the man "so whats happened to the bacon slicer?" The butcher replies "I had to sack her too!!!!"

  11. Started by Pepsi,

    Morning everyone, hope everyone is having a good day so far. I'm majorly bored and trying to think of something to do today, any suggestions?

    • 42 replies
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  12. Started by Pepsi,

    Morning everyone, hope everyone is having a good day so far. I'm majorly bored and trying to think of something to do today, any suggestions?

    • 42 replies
    • 395 views
  13. Started by Pepsi,

    Morning everyone, hope everyone is having a good day so far. I'm majorly bored and trying to think of something to do today, any suggestions?

    • 42 replies
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  14. Started by James,

    It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. The following are this year's candidates: 1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 2. A 19…

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  15. Started by James,

    It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. The following are this year's candidates: 1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 2. A 19…

  16. Started by James,

    It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. The following are this year's candidates: 1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 2. A 19…

  17. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Just handed in my Bastard 6000 word essay! Hooooray! Now I can sit back and relax for a few days! Until I have to start the next projects!

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  18. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Just handed in my Bastard 6000 word essay! Hooooray! Now I can sit back and relax for a few days! Until I have to start the next projects!

    • 1 reply
    • 65 views
  19. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Just handed in my Bastard 6000 word essay! Hooooray! Now I can sit back and relax for a few days! Until I have to start the next projects!

    • 1 reply
    • 63 views
  20. Started by Scream,

    Well try to keep fit? I mean i know sarah does, she a fitness freak, lol, but i love her for it

    • 28 replies
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  21. Started by Scream,

    Well try to keep fit? I mean i know sarah does, she a fitness freak, lol, but i love her for it

    • 28 replies
    • 326 views
  22. Started by Scream,

    Well try to keep fit? I mean i know sarah does, she a fitness freak, lol, but i love her for it

    • 28 replies
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  23. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Some very useful tips here! * If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. * Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. * Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. Guaranteed to [censored] every time! * Weight watchers: Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the F-ing thing in the first place. * Make bath times as much fun for…

    • 3 replies
    • 79 views
  24. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Some very useful tips here! * If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. * Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. * Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. Guaranteed to [censored] every time! * Weight watchers: Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the F-ing thing in the first place. * Make bath times as much fun for…

    • 3 replies
    • 84 views
  25. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Some very useful tips here! * If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. * Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. * Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. Guaranteed to [censored] every time! * Weight watchers: Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the F-ing thing in the first place. * Make bath times as much fun for…

    • 3 replies
    • 79 views
  26. Started by Ameliainleeds,

    where did u come up with ur signature? it cracks me up every time but just wondered if u made it up or if got it from somewhere else? cheers

    • 5 replies
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  27. Started by Ameliainleeds,

    where did u come up with ur signature? it cracks me up every time but just wondered if u made it up or if got it from somewhere else? cheers

  28. Started by Ameliainleeds,

    where did u come up with ur signature? it cracks me up every time but just wondered if u made it up or if got it from somewhere else? cheers

  29. Started by Clubbing Si,

    Actually im not on about that class tune by BK am thinking wats the best futuristic way of getting around u can think of. im thinking it wud have to be the badger powered Airborne Jet-ski 6000+. (its where u feed a badger lotsa Heinz beans and it does the rest) im gonna market that now lol

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  30. Started by Clubbing Si,

    Actually im not on about that class tune by BK am thinking wats the best futuristic way of getting around u can think of. im thinking it wud have to be the badger powered Airborne Jet-ski 6000+. (its where u feed a badger lotsa Heinz beans and it does the rest) im gonna market that now lol

    • 10 replies
    • 154 views
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