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Oh dear oh dear .. why do some on here have to brag ? Me thinks that it's more like wishful thinking ...

Oh dear oh dear .. why do some on here have to brag ? Me thinks that it's more like wishful thinking ...

Oh dear oh dear .. why do some on here have to brag ? Me thinks that it's more like wishful thinking ...

This bloke goes into a butchers and says "I notice your assistant is not working, what had happened to him" The butcher replies "I had to sack him" "why was that" the man replies "he kept sticking his knob in the bacon slicer" says the butcher "thats discusting" says the man "so whats happened to the bacon slicer?" The butcher replies "I had to sack her too!!!!"

This bloke goes into a butchers and says "I notice your assistant is not working, what had happened to him" The butcher replies "I had to sack him" "why was that" the man replies "he kept sticking his knob in the bacon slicer" says the butcher "thats discusting" says the man "so whats happened to the bacon slicer?" The butcher replies "I had to sack her too!!!!"

This bloke goes into a butchers and says "I notice your assistant is not working, what had happened to him" The butcher replies "I had to sack him" "why was that" the man replies "he kept sticking his knob in the bacon slicer" says the butcher "thats discusting" says the man "so whats happened to the bacon slicer?" The butcher replies "I had to sack her too!!!!"

Morning everyone, hope everyone is having a good day so far. I'm majorly bored and trying to think of something to do today, any suggestions?

Morning everyone, hope everyone is having a good day so far. I'm majorly bored and trying to think of something to do today, any suggestions?

Morning everyone, hope everyone is having a good day so far. I'm majorly bored and trying to think of something to do today, any suggestions?

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. The following are this year's candidates: 1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 2. A 19…

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. The following are this year's candidates: 1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 2. A 19…

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. The following are this year's candidates: 1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 2. A 19…

Just handed in my Bastard 6000 word essay! Hooooray! Now I can sit back and relax for a few days! Until I have to start the next projects!

Just handed in my Bastard 6000 word essay! Hooooray! Now I can sit back and relax for a few days! Until I have to start the next projects!

Just handed in my Bastard 6000 word essay! Hooooray! Now I can sit back and relax for a few days! Until I have to start the next projects!

Well try to keep fit? I mean i know sarah does, she a fitness freak, lol, but i love her for it

Well try to keep fit? I mean i know sarah does, she a fitness freak, lol, but i love her for it

Well try to keep fit? I mean i know sarah does, she a fitness freak, lol, but i love her for it

Some very useful tips here! * If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. * Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. * Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. Guaranteed to [censored] every time! * Weight watchers: Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the F-ing thing in the first place. * Make bath times as much fun for…

Some very useful tips here! * If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. * Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. * Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. Guaranteed to [censored] every time! * Weight watchers: Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the F-ing thing in the first place. * Make bath times as much fun for…

Some very useful tips here! * If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. * Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. * Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. Guaranteed to [censored] every time! * Weight watchers: Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the F-ing thing in the first place. * Make bath times as much fun for…

where did u come up with ur signature? it cracks me up every time but just wondered if u made it up or if got it from somewhere else? cheers

where did u come up with ur signature? it cracks me up every time but just wondered if u made it up or if got it from somewhere else? cheers

where did u come up with ur signature? it cracks me up every time but just wondered if u made it up or if got it from somewhere else? cheers

Actually im not on about that class tune by BK am thinking wats the best futuristic way of getting around u can think of. im thinking it wud have to be the badger powered Airborne Jet-ski 6000+. (its where u feed a badger lotsa Heinz beans and it does the rest) im gonna market that now lol

Actually im not on about that class tune by BK am thinking wats the best futuristic way of getting around u can think of. im thinking it wud have to be the badger powered Airborne Jet-ski 6000+. (its where u feed a badger lotsa Heinz beans and it does the rest) im gonna market that now lol

Actually im not on about that class tune by BK am thinking wats the best futuristic way of getting around u can think of. im thinking it wud have to be the badger powered Airborne Jet-ski 6000+. (its where u feed a badger lotsa Heinz beans and it does the rest) im gonna market that now lol