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can you pls se my post in ibiza section? ta. ***beefa is closer than u think***

In a word...YES A wankathon is well over due me thinks.

In a word...YES A wankathon is well over due me thinks.

In a word...YES A wankathon is well over due me thinks.

I was really ill last week with the flu and now I have this dreadful cold and it won't go away! I sound like a right idiot, plus I'm well annoyed coz I can't taste my food! ( What's good 4 getting rid of this nasty cold? xx

I was really ill last week with the flu and now I have this dreadful cold and it won't go away! I sound like a right idiot, plus I'm well annoyed coz I can't taste my food! ( What's good 4 getting rid of this nasty cold? xx

I was really ill last week with the flu and now I have this dreadful cold and it won't go away! I sound like a right idiot, plus I'm well annoyed coz I can't taste my food! ( What's good 4 getting rid of this nasty cold? xx

girls, we r seriously lacking in the good-looking men department on here- i think we should strike until there r some decent sorts on here!

girls, we r seriously lacking in the good-looking men department on here- i think we should strike until there r some decent sorts on here!

girls, we r seriously lacking in the good-looking men department on here- i think we should strike until there r some decent sorts on here!

Gotta say mate them pints of fluid you put inside me at luch really done the trick.....................but it was fun whilst it lasted........................you will be hearing from child support in 9 or so months time.

Gotta say mate them pints of fluid you put inside me at luch really done the trick.....................but it was fun whilst it lasted........................you will be hearing from child support in 9 or so months time.

Gotta say mate them pints of fluid you put inside me at luch really done the trick.....................but it was fun whilst it lasted........................you will be hearing from child support in 9 or so months time.

My boss has just noticed that I actually do [censored] all [censored]. I now have until June to design a website for one of the modules on my course. Not good. Still, on the flip side I can use this as my dissertation project, giving me about 8months head start on the rest of my coursemates.

My boss has just noticed that I actually do [censored] all [censored]. I now have until June to design a website for one of the modules on my course. Not good. Still, on the flip side I can use this as my dissertation project, giving me about 8months head start on the rest of my coursemates.

My boss has just noticed that I actually do [censored] all [censored]. I now have until June to design a website for one of the modules on my course. Not good. Still, on the flip side I can use this as my dissertation project, giving me about 8months head start on the rest of my coursemates.

I do actually think something has shat in my mouth whilst I've been asleep, it's not good. The evening started easily enough, doing Basingstoke style turbo shandies down Wetherspoons; Basingstoke Style Turbo Shandies - Half pint of beer (ideally 'wifebeater') - Smirnoff Ice - Shot of vodka Mix together into a pint glass. Drink. Fall over after about 4. Not good. Then, horror of horrors, I accompanied my mates (I was in full on beer boy mode last night, I'm not happy) down to Jumping Jaks fromage palace. £1 a bottle on VK Ice swiftly followed. At that point the night goes a bit hazy, and I drift back into reality round my house w…

I do actually think something has shat in my mouth whilst I've been asleep, it's not good. The evening started easily enough, doing Basingstoke style turbo shandies down Wetherspoons; Basingstoke Style Turbo Shandies - Half pint of beer (ideally 'wifebeater') - Smirnoff Ice - Shot of vodka Mix together into a pint glass. Drink. Fall over after about 4. Not good. Then, horror of horrors, I accompanied my mates (I was in full on beer boy mode last night, I'm not happy) down to Jumping Jaks fromage palace. £1 a bottle on VK Ice swiftly followed. At that point the night goes a bit hazy, and I drift back into reality round my house w…

I do actually think something has shat in my mouth whilst I've been asleep, it's not good. The evening started easily enough, doing Basingstoke style turbo shandies down Wetherspoons; Basingstoke Style Turbo Shandies - Half pint of beer (ideally 'wifebeater') - Smirnoff Ice - Shot of vodka Mix together into a pint glass. Drink. Fall over after about 4. Not good. Then, horror of horrors, I accompanied my mates (I was in full on beer boy mode last night, I'm not happy) down to Jumping Jaks fromage palace. £1 a bottle on VK Ice swiftly followed. At that point the night goes a bit hazy, and I drift back into reality round my house w…

Why do cows look so depressed when being milked? Well if someone woke you up early rubbing your tits for 2hours & didnt [censored] you, you'd be pissed off too!

Why do cows look so depressed when being milked? Well if someone woke you up early rubbing your tits for 2hours & didnt [censored] you, you'd be pissed off too!

Why do cows look so depressed when being milked? Well if someone woke you up early rubbing your tits for 2hours & didnt [censored] you, you'd be pissed off too!

Paddy & Murphy in the jungle by a river, they see a mans head stickin out of a crocodile, paddy says to murphy look at that flash cunt in his lacoste sleeping bag!

Paddy & Murphy in the jungle by a river, they see a mans head stickin out of a crocodile, paddy says to murphy look at that flash cunt in his lacoste sleeping bag!

Paddy & Murphy in the jungle by a river, they see a mans head stickin out of a crocodile, paddy says to murphy look at that flash cunt in his lacoste sleeping bag!

"Daddy says porn is ok" Hurrah for daddy!

"Daddy says porn is ok" Hurrah for daddy!

"Daddy says porn is ok" Hurrah for daddy!

A radio station in Birmingham is being sued after a 'sitting on dry ice contest' left four contestants with scarred buttocks. FOR FUCKS SAKE! YOU DON'T DO THAT SORT OF THING!

A radio station in Birmingham is being sued after a 'sitting on dry ice contest' left four contestants with scarred buttocks. FOR FUCKS SAKE! YOU DON'T DO THAT SORT OF THING!