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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by Scream,

    Yep i'm going for a run at htis time in shorts and t-shirt, got vest on to keep me warmer, can't wait. Who likes late night running in the cold then??? Ain't it fun!!!

  2. Started by Agent,

    Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy And all in your innerspace boy You had hands girl boy and steel boy You had chemicals boy I've grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy She said comeover comeover She smiled at you boy. Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy And all in your innerspace boy You had hands girl boy and steel boy You had chemicals boy I've grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy She said comeover comeover She smiled at yo…

  3. Started by Agent,

    Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy And all in your innerspace boy You had hands girl boy and steel boy You had chemicals boy I've grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy She said comeover comeover She smiled at you boy. Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy And all in your innerspace boy You had hands girl boy and steel boy You had chemicals boy I've grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy She said comeover comeover She smiled at yo…

  4. Started by Agent,

    Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy And all in your innerspace boy You had hands girl boy and steel boy You had chemicals boy I've grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy She said comeover comeover She smiled at you boy. Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy And all in your innerspace boy You had hands girl boy and steel boy You had chemicals boy I've grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy She said comeover comeover She smiled at yo…

  5. Started by LanaM,

    A man is enjoying a nice quiet drink with his buddys in a bar when a drunk walks in, walks over to the man and shouts at him-" your mum is a whore!". The man says nothing and turns his back on the drunk, who then walks off. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and says to the man-"your mum has shagged almost everyman in town!"...Still the man says nothing to the drunk and continues to drink his beverage. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and shouts at the man- "your mum is the best shag in town!" The man has had enuff of it now so he turns round to look at him and says to him " go home dad your drunk"

    • 2 replies
    • 123 views
  6. Started by LanaM,

    A man is enjoying a nice quiet drink with his buddys in a bar when a drunk walks in, walks over to the man and shouts at him-" your mum is a whore!". The man says nothing and turns his back on the drunk, who then walks off. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and says to the man-"your mum has shagged almost everyman in town!"...Still the man says nothing to the drunk and continues to drink his beverage. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and shouts at the man- "your mum is the best shag in town!" The man has had enuff of it now so he turns round to look at him and says to him " go home dad your drunk"

    • 2 replies
    • 101 views
  7. Started by LanaM,

    A man is enjoying a nice quiet drink with his buddys in a bar when a drunk walks in, walks over to the man and shouts at him-" your mum is a whore!". The man says nothing and turns his back on the drunk, who then walks off. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and says to the man-"your mum has shagged almost everyman in town!"...Still the man says nothing to the drunk and continues to drink his beverage. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and shouts at the man- "your mum is the best shag in town!" The man has had enuff of it now so he turns round to look at him and says to him " go home dad your drunk"

    • 2 replies
    • 109 views
  8. Started by LanaM,

    Mr Stubbs is sitting at home watching TV when the phone rings. "hi" says a mans voice " is this Mr Stubbs?" "yes it is" replies Mr stubbs "I am a doctor from County General Hospital. Its your wife, she has been in a car accident. Im afraid i have some bad news for you sir but some good news also. "Go on" Mr Stubbs said She has lost the use of both her arms and both her legs, she will need help eating and goin to the toilet, well just about everything for the rest of her life" "oh my god" says Mr Stubbs, " and whats the good news?" "im joking" says the Doctor " shes dead" cruel but funny I know theres a joke forum but u no...

    • 2 replies
    • 116 views
  9. Started by LanaM,

    Mr Stubbs is sitting at home watching TV when the phone rings. "hi" says a mans voice " is this Mr Stubbs?" "yes it is" replies Mr stubbs "I am a doctor from County General Hospital. Its your wife, she has been in a car accident. Im afraid i have some bad news for you sir but some good news also. "Go on" Mr Stubbs said She has lost the use of both her arms and both her legs, she will need help eating and goin to the toilet, well just about everything for the rest of her life" "oh my god" says Mr Stubbs, " and whats the good news?" "im joking" says the Doctor " shes dead" cruel but funny I know theres a joke forum but u no...

    • 2 replies
    • 106 views
  10. Started by LanaM,

    Mr Stubbs is sitting at home watching TV when the phone rings. "hi" says a mans voice " is this Mr Stubbs?" "yes it is" replies Mr stubbs "I am a doctor from County General Hospital. Its your wife, she has been in a car accident. Im afraid i have some bad news for you sir but some good news also. "Go on" Mr Stubbs said She has lost the use of both her arms and both her legs, she will need help eating and goin to the toilet, well just about everything for the rest of her life" "oh my god" says Mr Stubbs, " and whats the good news?" "im joking" says the Doctor " shes dead" cruel but funny I know theres a joke forum but u no...

    • 2 replies
    • 101 views
  11. i just been to my bank and if i want to transfer money into her account from mine (Lloyds) i gott pay a 20 quid charge for it!! The only way to do it for free is to pay in it her account in her bank if you get me, but i dont know which bank she is with!!

    • 16 replies
    • 248 views
  12. i just been to my bank and if i want to transfer money into her account from mine (Lloyds) i gott pay a 20 quid charge for it!! The only way to do it for free is to pay in it her account in her bank if you get me, but i dont know which bank she is with!!

    • 16 replies
    • 282 views
  13. i just been to my bank and if i want to transfer money into her account from mine (Lloyds) i gott pay a 20 quid charge for it!! The only way to do it for free is to pay in it her account in her bank if you get me, but i dont know which bank she is with!!

    • 16 replies
    • 247 views
  14. Started by Shenlong,

    it's sodding down again! arggh! just when i was trying to sort out tidy weekender arrangements... amelia - will chat laetr if you online ok? just cant sign in at the moment! Scream - need to chat about stuff Clubbing_Si - same for you!

  15. Started by Shenlong,

    it's sodding down again! arggh! just when i was trying to sort out tidy weekender arrangements... amelia - will chat laetr if you online ok? just cant sign in at the moment! Scream - need to chat about stuff Clubbing_Si - same for you!

  16. Started by Shenlong,

    it's sodding down again! arggh! just when i was trying to sort out tidy weekender arrangements... amelia - will chat laetr if you online ok? just cant sign in at the moment! Scream - need to chat about stuff Clubbing_Si - same for you!

  17. Started by rick,

    just wondering if any of youlot on here know what this mean feat is? and if so how many of you lucky things have managed to pull it off

    • 9 replies
    • 172 views
  18. Started by rick,

    just wondering if any of youlot on here know what this mean feat is? and if so how many of you lucky things have managed to pull it off

    • 9 replies
    • 151 views
  19. Started by rick,

    just wondering if any of youlot on here know what this mean feat is? and if so how many of you lucky things have managed to pull it off

    • 9 replies
    • 146 views
  20. Hello every peeps...i hear it´s been snowing in dear old blightly. U will all be relieved to hear that the weather here has been [censored] hot...and sunny... and i have only just got my self together to post a message to all my ctw chums...tho i did send some e.postcards by sms on my moby...& i will back in the uk next week. Anyway happy new year to one and all and see all who are coming, at the Cross, or soon after for evryone else. ian xx

    • 8 replies
    • 144 views
  21. Hello every peeps...i hear it´s been snowing in dear old blightly. U will all be relieved to hear that the weather here has been [censored] hot...and sunny... and i have only just got my self together to post a message to all my ctw chums...tho i did send some e.postcards by sms on my moby...& i will back in the uk next week. Anyway happy new year to one and all and see all who are coming, at the Cross, or soon after for evryone else. ian xx

    • 8 replies
    • 145 views
  22. Hello every peeps...i hear it´s been snowing in dear old blightly. U will all be relieved to hear that the weather here has been [censored] hot...and sunny... and i have only just got my self together to post a message to all my ctw chums...tho i did send some e.postcards by sms on my moby...& i will back in the uk next week. Anyway happy new year to one and all and see all who are coming, at the Cross, or soon after for evryone else. ian xx

    • 8 replies
    • 135 views
  23. Started by James,

    Why do you feel you have to read EVERY post ? Quite often the posts come up again sooner or later - especially when newbies haven't spoken about a topic. So chill, and relax - you aint missing anything that important. Just get involved in that day's topics and dont back-track otherwise you will constantly be replying to posts from days ago and confuse the fook out of people / upset the flow.

    • 13 replies
    • 170 views
  24. Started by James,

    Why do you feel you have to read EVERY post ? Quite often the posts come up again sooner or later - especially when newbies haven't spoken about a topic. So chill, and relax - you aint missing anything that important. Just get involved in that day's topics and dont back-track otherwise you will constantly be replying to posts from days ago and confuse the fook out of people / upset the flow.

    • 13 replies
    • 178 views
  25. Started by James,

    Why do you feel you have to read EVERY post ? Quite often the posts come up again sooner or later - especially when newbies haven't spoken about a topic. So chill, and relax - you aint missing anything that important. Just get involved in that day's topics and dont back-track otherwise you will constantly be replying to posts from days ago and confuse the fook out of people / upset the flow.

    • 13 replies
    • 222 views
  26. Started by Claire DC,

    http://www.b3ta.com/i-love-you/ hehe bless

    • 8 replies
    • 143 views
  27. Started by Claire DC,

    http://www.b3ta.com/i-love-you/ hehe bless

    • 8 replies
    • 128 views
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