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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by colin66,

    Haven't you got any new avatars - that pissing monkey wasn't funny first time round

    • 0 replies
    • 80 views
  2. Started by LanaM,

    Hiya hun can u ring me a bit later please cos i havent even began

    • 5 replies
    • 119 views
  3. Started by LanaM,

    Hiya hun can u ring me a bit later please cos i havent even began

    • 5 replies
    • 102 views
  4. Started by LanaM,

    Hiya hun can u ring me a bit later please cos i havent even began

    • 5 replies
    • 117 views
  5. Started by DoObY,

    Need some food, then there's mixing to be done! back later probably! who am I trying to kid - course I'll be back later!

    • 0 replies
    • 95 views
  6. Started by DoObY,

    Need some food, then there's mixing to be done! back later probably! who am I trying to kid - course I'll be back later!

    • 0 replies
    • 95 views
  7. Started by DoObY,

    Need some food, then there's mixing to be done! back later probably! who am I trying to kid - course I'll be back later!

    • 0 replies
    • 66 views
  8. Started by djiceman,

    I'm gone, outta [censored] for the day !!! C Y'ALL 2MORROW FOLKS ! anyone want me, phone me...............-------------->

    • 0 replies
    • 99 views
  9. Started by djiceman,

    I'm gone, outta [censored] for the day !!! C Y'ALL 2MORROW FOLKS ! anyone want me, phone me...............-------------->

    • 0 replies
    • 66 views
  10. Started by djiceman,

    I'm gone, outta [censored] for the day !!! C Y'ALL 2MORROW FOLKS ! anyone want me, phone me...............-------------->

    • 0 replies
    • 58 views
  11. Started by Maria,

    What would u say if i tol du i wanted yr babies?

    • 105 replies
    • 994 views
  12. Started by Maria,

    What would u say if i tol du i wanted yr babies?

    • 105 replies
    • 939 views
  13. Started by Maria,

    What would u say if i tol du i wanted yr babies?

    • 105 replies
    • 975 views
  14. Started by CreamyC,

    Next time I see you I am gonna beat you round the head with a meat cleaver you evil bastard ! FredTheBaddie has kindly given up his place to fight your sorry arse at the forthcoming ClubTheWorld Fight Night ! Prepare yourself, my army includes Bony M !

    • 29 replies
    • 254 views
  15. Started by James,

    Don't you think Shen looks like he's on some kind of live link up about to read the news out ... but with the news being some kind of random bollox (about his hamster) which confuses the front man in the bbc studio in london because no one else gets the joke apart from Shen & Jizzer - and jizzer doesnt even watch the news ???! lmao In fact it looks like its Shen's first and last attempt at becoming a reporter ! Classic stuff shen ...

    • 17 replies
    • 241 views
  16. Started by James,

    Don't you think Shen looks like he's on some kind of live link up about to read the news out ... but with the news being some kind of random bollox (about his hamster) which confuses the front man in the bbc studio in london because no one else gets the joke apart from Shen & Jizzer - and jizzer doesnt even watch the news ???! lmao In fact it looks like its Shen's first and last attempt at becoming a reporter ! Classic stuff shen ...

    • 17 replies
    • 189 views
  17. Started by James,

    Don't you think Shen looks like he's on some kind of live link up about to read the news out ... but with the news being some kind of random bollox (about his hamster) which confuses the front man in the bbc studio in london because no one else gets the joke apart from Shen & Jizzer - and jizzer doesnt even watch the news ???! lmao In fact it looks like its Shen's first and last attempt at becoming a reporter ! Classic stuff shen ...

    • 17 replies
    • 166 views
  18. Started by LittleMissLoud,

    [censored] nursing and the like, i wanna b an essex wife! did any1 the programme last nite- they dont have 2 [censored], and spend all day having luch, getting their and nails done and generally living the life of riley. iv got the blonde hair and the accent, just need 2 find a hubby from chigwell that is LOADED (and wears ben sherman shirts lol!)

    • 18 replies
    • 278 views
  19. Started by LittleMissLoud,

    [censored] nursing and the like, i wanna b an essex wife! did any1 the programme last nite- they dont have 2 [censored], and spend all day having luch, getting their and nails done and generally living the life of riley. iv got the blonde hair and the accent, just need 2 find a hubby from chigwell that is LOADED (and wears ben sherman shirts lol!)

    • 18 replies
    • 256 views
  20. Started by LittleMissLoud,

    [censored] nursing and the like, i wanna b an essex wife! did any1 the programme last nite- they dont have 2 [censored], and spend all day having luch, getting their and nails done and generally living the life of riley. iv got the blonde hair and the accent, just need 2 find a hubby from chigwell that is LOADED (and wears ben sherman shirts lol!)

    • 18 replies
    • 249 views
  21. Started by Tony P,

    Two cows in a field, one turns to the udder (sorry just thought of that) and says "I'm really worried about all this BSE" the other one replies "what you talking to me for, i'm a tractor"

  22. Started by Tony P,

    Two cows in a field, one turns to the udder (sorry just thought of that) and says "I'm really worried about all this BSE" the other one replies "what you talking to me for, i'm a tractor"

  23. Started by Tony P,

    Two cows in a field, one turns to the udder (sorry just thought of that) and says "I'm really worried about all this BSE" the other one replies "what you talking to me for, i'm a tractor"

  24. Started by neet,

    Has anyone had hair extensions, the length kind not the body or coloured kind. I know they cost in the region of 200 squid but I want to know how good they are?

    • 26 replies
    • 295 views
  25. Started by neet,

    Has anyone had hair extensions, the length kind not the body or coloured kind. I know they cost in the region of 200 squid but I want to know how good they are?

    • 26 replies
    • 266 views
  26. Started by neet,

    Has anyone had hair extensions, the length kind not the body or coloured kind. I know they cost in the region of 200 squid but I want to know how good they are?

    • 26 replies
    • 275 views
  27. Started by SAVAGE,

    Just thought I'd fao you and no one else ever does!

  28. Started by SAVAGE,

    Just thought I'd fao you and no one else ever does!

  29. Started by SAVAGE,

    Just thought I'd fao you and no one else ever does!

  30. and on the random bollox forum, unread posts went back 4 pages! Sumhow Mr_Happy i dont think its gonna calm down! But only get busier! (that doesnt look right!) Ah well......you lot have been saved from me this time cos i cant be asked to scroll thru 4 pages! So i logged out and signed in again so no new posts to read!

    • 19 replies
    • 217 views
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