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what d'ya call a spaniard whos just come out of hospital? Manuel (man well) -------- what d'ya call a spanish firemen? Hose (hose a) (and his brother is hose -------- what d'ya call a spaniard whos had his car nicked? Carlos --------

what d'ya call a spaniard whos just come out of hospital? Manuel (man well) -------- what d'ya call a spanish firemen? Hose (hose a) (and his brother is hose -------- what d'ya call a spaniard whos had his car nicked? Carlos --------

I'm off to bed where hopefully I'll have rampant dreams about the Ladies of CTW, and then wake up in 3 and a half hours with the perma-horn, and then go to [censored] at my office full of absolute trogladyte-cro-magnon-mingers. *Doobs shudders at the thought* What more cruel and unusual punishment could possibly be inflicted upon a fella than having to [censored] with such heinously ugly slugs. (actually - don't answer that cos I'll probably end up havin nightmares about it!) The CTW perma-horn is all that gets me thru the day. I may not be able to post from the orifice, but i can check the photo galleries and keep my rand-o-meter topped up I'll b back t…

I'm off to bed where hopefully I'll have rampant dreams about the Ladies of CTW, and then wake up in 3 and a half hours with the perma-horn, and then go to [censored] at my office full of absolute trogladyte-cro-magnon-mingers. *Doobs shudders at the thought* What more cruel and unusual punishment could possibly be inflicted upon a fella than having to [censored] with such heinously ugly slugs. (actually - don't answer that cos I'll probably end up havin nightmares about it!) The CTW perma-horn is all that gets me thru the day. I may not be able to post from the orifice, but i can check the photo galleries and keep my rand-o-meter topped up I'll b back t…

I'm off to bed where hopefully I'll have rampant dreams about the Ladies of CTW, and then wake up in 3 and a half hours with the perma-horn, and then go to [censored] at my office full of absolute trogladyte-cro-magnon-mingers. *Doobs shudders at the thought* What more cruel and unusual punishment could possibly be inflicted upon a fella than having to [censored] with such heinously ugly slugs. (actually - don't answer that cos I'll probably end up havin nightmares about it!) The CTW perma-horn is all that gets me thru the day. I may not be able to post from the orifice, but i can check the photo galleries and keep my rand-o-meter topped up I'll b back t…

A little girl and her mom were walking down the street, when the little girl saw 2 dogs shagging.... she asked "mummy what are they doin" replied with "erm...making cakes" they kept walking a little further when she saw 2 squirrels shagging "are they makin cakes mummy?" "erm...yes darling, they are making cakes" The next morning the little girls runs up to her mum and says "Were you making cakes last night?" the mum replied with "why what makes u think that?" the little girl said, "cos i saw u.........and …

A little girl and her mom were walking down the street, when the little girl saw 2 dogs shagging.... she asked "mummy what are they doin" replied with "erm...making cakes" they kept walking a little further when she saw 2 squirrels shagging "are they makin cakes mummy?" "erm...yes darling, they are making cakes" The next morning the little girls runs up to her mum and says "Were you making cakes last night?" the mum replied with "why what makes u think that?" the little girl said, "cos i saw u.........and …

A little girl and her mom were walking down the street, when the little girl saw 2 dogs shagging.... she asked "mummy what are they doin" replied with "erm...making cakes" they kept walking a little further when she saw 2 squirrels shagging "are they makin cakes mummy?" "erm...yes darling, they are making cakes" The next morning the little girls runs up to her mum and says "Were you making cakes last night?" the mum replied with "why what makes u think that?" the little girl said, "cos i saw u.........and …

Alright mate. Do you run x-static promotions? What can you tell me about your night at the Fridge on Fri 7 Feb? Music policy, etc? I'm coming down for a 21st birthday weekend to London and would appreciate any info ....... and guestlist opportunities of course. I run a web site and could give you some promotion to a Scottish audience.

Alright mate. Do you run x-static promotions? What can you tell me about your night at the Fridge on Fri 7 Feb? Music policy, etc? I'm coming down for a 21st birthday weekend to London and would appreciate any info ....... and guestlist opportunities of course. I run a web site and could give you some promotion to a Scottish audience.

Alright mate. Do you run x-static promotions? What can you tell me about your night at the Fridge on Fri 7 Feb? Music policy, etc? I'm coming down for a 21st birthday weekend to London and would appreciate any info ....... and guestlist opportunities of course. I run a web site and could give you some promotion to a Scottish audience.

How many of u have done that hot and the cold thing, where say u drink really hot tea or something to make ur mouth rally hot and place ur tongu over the womens clit and then take a small amount of ice cream in ur mouth and then go down, alternating the 2, for sum women its a real turn on

How many of u have done that hot and the cold thing, where say u drink really hot tea or something to make ur mouth rally hot and place ur tongu over the womens clit and then take a small amount of ice cream in ur mouth and then go down, alternating the 2, for sum women its a real turn on

How many of u have done that hot and the cold thing, where say u drink really hot tea or something to make ur mouth rally hot and place ur tongu over the womens clit and then take a small amount of ice cream in ur mouth and then go down, alternating the 2, for sum women its a real turn on

check the post about the arches. you picked a good date, but, er... a bad date as well. you'll see what i mean. damn.

check the post about the arches. you picked a good date, but, er... a bad date as well. you'll see what i mean. damn.

check the post about the arches. you picked a good date, but, er... a bad date as well. you'll see what i mean. damn.

well what you think?

well what you think?

well what you think?

so sad, and so true!

so sad, and so true!

so sad, and so true!

im a geek, i need to spout geeeky things

im a geek, i need to spout geeeky things

im a geek, i need to spout geeeky things

Whoever missed out on getting a copy of Claire DC's CD the first time round, PM me your address and i'll get a copy to you. I've got the masters, so it'll be a pukka copy.

Whoever missed out on getting a copy of Claire DC's CD the first time round, PM me your address and i'll get a copy to you. I've got the masters, so it'll be a pukka copy.

Whoever missed out on getting a copy of Claire DC's CD the first time round, PM me your address and i'll get a copy to you. I've got the masters, so it'll be a pukka copy.

I'm thinking bout going sledging down a big hill in the dark. Failing that I'm staying in the warm and watching a vid with a bottle of wine.