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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Most people if asked might say that they would do horrible things for 10 million quid!! Taking it up the back passage from a dirty old man for example...(This applies to males and females)... Question is how little would you accept £500 quid, a grand...£10K....£500k..... How Low Would you go? With Condom : Without Condom : No other caveats....no insiting on aids tests and the like...+ you must be conscious throughout.!!!

    • 16 replies
    • 321 views
  2. Most people if asked might say that they would do horrible things for 10 million quid!! Taking it up the back passage from a dirty old man for example...(This applies to males and females)... Question is how little would you accept £500 quid, a grand...£10K....£500k..... How Low Would you go? With Condom : Without Condom : No other caveats....no insiting on aids tests and the like...+ you must be conscious throughout.!!!

    • 16 replies
    • 326 views
  3. Most people if asked might say that they would do horrible things for 10 million quid!! Taking it up the back passage from a dirty old man for example...(This applies to males and females)... Question is how little would you accept £500 quid, a grand...£10K....£500k..... How Low Would you go? With Condom : Without Condom : No other caveats....no insiting on aids tests and the like...+ you must be conscious throughout.!!!

    • 16 replies
    • 304 views
  4. Started by Sweet,

    Anyone wanna be in on striping in my club? I am gunna start one.. lol

    • 11 replies
    • 151 views
  5. Started by Sweet,

    Anyone wanna be in on striping in my club? I am gunna start one.. lol

    • 11 replies
    • 150 views
  6. Started by Sweet,

    Anyone wanna be in on striping in my club? I am gunna start one.. lol

    • 11 replies
    • 230 views
  7. Started by sugaratias,

    Lets all sing along!

  8. Started by sugaratias,

    Lets all sing along!

  9. Started by sugaratias,

    Lets all sing along!

  10. Started by Pepsi,

    Scream, Shen and me had an excellent idea in the pub earlier. Why run out of batteries when you could have a vibrator that could plub straight into the mains or would this be to dangerous and end up electricuting lots of people?

  11. Started by Pepsi,

    Scream, Shen and me had an excellent idea in the pub earlier. Why run out of batteries when you could have a vibrator that could plub straight into the mains or would this be to dangerous and end up electricuting lots of people?

  12. Started by Pepsi,

    Scream, Shen and me had an excellent idea in the pub earlier. Why run out of batteries when you could have a vibrator that could plub straight into the mains or would this be to dangerous and end up electricuting lots of people?

  13. Started by Agent,

    It was a question..........

    • 4 replies
    • 140 views
  14. Started by Agent,

    It was a question..........

    • 4 replies
    • 112 views
  15. Started by Agent,

    It was a question..........

    • 4 replies
    • 411 views
  16. Started by Sweet,

    just found this and a couple others...

  17. Started by Sweet,

    just found this and a couple others...

  18. Started by Sweet,

    just found this and a couple others...

  19. Started by Sweet,

    10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked 10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00." 9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 8. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 7. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.…

    • 8 replies
    • 164 views
  20. Started by Sweet,

    10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked 10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00." 9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 8. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 7. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.…

    • 8 replies
    • 174 views
  21. Started by Sweet,

    10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked 10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00." 9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 8. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 7. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.…

    • 8 replies
    • 189 views
  22. Started by Shroom1562626690,

    Just a quick Q How old are all you lot then? I bet most of you are

    • 54 replies
    • 674 views
  23. Started by Shroom1562626690,

    Just a quick Q How old are all you lot then? I bet most of you are

    • 54 replies
    • 513 views
  24. Started by Shroom1562626690,

    Just a quick Q How old are all you lot then? I bet most of you are

    • 54 replies
    • 483 views
  25. Started by Saffy,

    Am never ill .. Am now tho .. flippin stinker of a cold! Nar narrrrrr !!

    • 14 replies
    • 319 views
  26. Started by Saffy,

    Am never ill .. Am now tho .. flippin stinker of a cold! Nar narrrrrr !!

    • 14 replies
    • 181 views
  27. Started by Saffy,

    Am never ill .. Am now tho .. flippin stinker of a cold! Nar narrrrrr !!

    • 14 replies
    • 135 views
  28. Started by Sweet,

    How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." …

  29. Started by Sweet,

    How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." …

  30. Started by Sweet,

    How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." …

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