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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by MissyZ,

    Did anyone miss me?

    • 13 replies
    • 121 views
  2. Started by MissyZ,

    Did anyone miss me?

    • 13 replies
    • 122 views
  3. Started by MissyZ,

    Did anyone miss me?

    • 13 replies
    • 122 views
  4. *droools*

    • 52 replies
    • 627 views
  5. *droools*

    • 52 replies
    • 631 views
  6. *droools*

    • 52 replies
    • 668 views
  7. Started by CreamyC,

    Johnny couldn't wait any longer, it had to come and it had to come fast "Miss, I need to go to the toilet" he said "Why?" she replied "Because I'm busting for a [censored] Miss and if I dont go we could have a problem with a huge turd festering in you classroom" "Okay if you must" said Miss. So off Johnny run down the corridor holding his arse cheeks in to prevent a [censored] slick trail down the corridor, he made it - just and locked himself in the cubicle and let rip. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" clasped Johnny "that was some [censored]". Indeed it was, it was a big one, so big in fact that it got stuck round the U-Bend. As Johnny wiped his arse he took a look at his…

    • 15 replies
    • 521 views
  8. Started by CreamyC,

    Johnny couldn't wait any longer, it had to come and it had to come fast "Miss, I need to go to the toilet" he said "Why?" she replied "Because I'm busting for a [censored] Miss and if I dont go we could have a problem with a huge turd festering in you classroom" "Okay if you must" said Miss. So off Johnny run down the corridor holding his arse cheeks in to prevent a [censored] slick trail down the corridor, he made it - just and locked himself in the cubicle and let rip. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" clasped Johnny "that was some [censored]". Indeed it was, it was a big one, so big in fact that it got stuck round the U-Bend. As Johnny wiped his arse he took a look at his…

    • 15 replies
    • 245 views
  9. Started by CreamyC,

    Johnny couldn't wait any longer, it had to come and it had to come fast "Miss, I need to go to the toilet" he said "Why?" she replied "Because I'm busting for a [censored] Miss and if I dont go we could have a problem with a huge turd festering in you classroom" "Okay if you must" said Miss. So off Johnny run down the corridor holding his arse cheeks in to prevent a [censored] slick trail down the corridor, he made it - just and locked himself in the cubicle and let rip. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" clasped Johnny "that was some [censored]". Indeed it was, it was a big one, so big in fact that it got stuck round the U-Bend. As Johnny wiped his arse he took a look at his…

    • 15 replies
    • 261 views
  10. Started by Blink,

    "I got a permanent erection, and the others couldn't stop laughing" - ANONYMOUS DYNAMO BUCHAREST PLAYER ON THE TEAM’S BOTCHED EXPERIMENT WITH PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS. football 365 Why do I get the feeling this will soon be in the Smut forum

    • 6 replies
    • 133 views
  11. Started by Blink,

    "I got a permanent erection, and the others couldn't stop laughing" - ANONYMOUS DYNAMO BUCHAREST PLAYER ON THE TEAM’S BOTCHED EXPERIMENT WITH PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS. football 365 Why do I get the feeling this will soon be in the Smut forum

    • 6 replies
    • 143 views
  12. Started by Blink,

    "I got a permanent erection, and the others couldn't stop laughing" - ANONYMOUS DYNAMO BUCHAREST PLAYER ON THE TEAM’S BOTCHED EXPERIMENT WITH PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS. football 365 Why do I get the feeling this will soon be in the Smut forum

    • 6 replies
    • 110 views
  13. Started by SarahPVC,

    CTW will be down from 2pm for approx 2 hours in order to change to a different server. Sorry guys - you will just have to entertain yourselves some other way!

    • 11 replies
    • 283 views
  14. Started by SarahPVC,

    CTW will be down from 2pm for approx 2 hours in order to change to a different server. Sorry guys - you will just have to entertain yourselves some other way!

    • 11 replies
    • 149 views
  15. Started by Mr Happy,

    right - i've had this argument with loads of ppl in the last few days (so sorry if u've already read this but tuff) i'm not scientist (i cant even spell it 4 gods sake) but i KNOW cds cant be wiped by magnets, yet every1 i chat too seem addimant that cds r part plasitic and part metal my argument to u is - if cds could be wiped by a magnet, then y do cd players have a fukin lazer in em?!?

    • 11 replies
    • 138 views
  16. Started by Mr Happy,

    right - i've had this argument with loads of ppl in the last few days (so sorry if u've already read this but tuff) i'm not scientist (i cant even spell it 4 gods sake) but i KNOW cds cant be wiped by magnets, yet every1 i chat too seem addimant that cds r part plasitic and part metal my argument to u is - if cds could be wiped by a magnet, then y do cd players have a fukin lazer in em?!?

    • 11 replies
    • 367 views
  17. Started by Mr Happy,

    right - i've had this argument with loads of ppl in the last few days (so sorry if u've already read this but tuff) i'm not scientist (i cant even spell it 4 gods sake) but i KNOW cds cant be wiped by magnets, yet every1 i chat too seem addimant that cds r part plasitic and part metal my argument to u is - if cds could be wiped by a magnet, then y do cd players have a fukin lazer in em?!?

    • 11 replies
    • 109 views
  18. Started by Canadian Lover,

    Every1 have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year. Luv Chrissy x

  19. Started by Canadian Lover,

    Every1 have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year. Luv Chrissy x

  20. Started by Canadian Lover,

    Every1 have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year. Luv Chrissy x

  21. if you did send me one, try again? i only looked at the subject line though, was it maybe something else that everyone got too? TELL ME!

  22. if you did send me one, try again? i only looked at the subject line though, was it maybe something else that everyone got too? TELL ME!

  23. if you did send me one, try again? i only looked at the subject line though, was it maybe something else that everyone got too? TELL ME!

  24. Guest
    Started by Guest,

    woo woo TIDT XMAS party this weekend and i so cant wait to get stompin!!! i gotta get up @ 5am to get my boat to liverpool but its gonna be well worth it !!!! cyas all there mwa x

  25. Guest
    Started by Guest,

    woo woo TIDT XMAS party this weekend and i so cant wait to get stompin!!! i gotta get up @ 5am to get my boat to liverpool but its gonna be well worth it !!!! cyas all there mwa x

  26. Guest
    Started by Guest,

    woo woo TIDT XMAS party this weekend and i so cant wait to get stompin!!! i gotta get up @ 5am to get my boat to liverpool but its gonna be well worth it !!!! cyas all there mwa x

  27. Guest
    Started by Guest,

    ello peeps iam red_snapper nice to meet yas all woo woo!

  28. Guest
    Started by Guest,

    ello peeps iam red_snapper nice to meet yas all woo woo!

  29. Guest
    Started by Guest,

    ello peeps iam red_snapper nice to meet yas all woo woo!

  30. Started by Blink,

    Was cool, and extremely random bumping into you all at aftersential!! Hi Mitz & Geordie_Becky too

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