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Jim decided to propose to Sandy. However, prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12-year-old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I, too, have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis”. Sandy and Jim got married and they c…

Jim decided to propose to Sandy. However, prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12-year-old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I, too, have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis”. Sandy and Jim got married and they c…

Jim decided to propose to Sandy. However, prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12-year-old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I, too, have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis”. Sandy and Jim got married and they c…

has been charged with drug driving in hollywood he got 3 years probation and drugs counciling, the drug... GHB!!

has been charged with drug driving in hollywood he got 3 years probation and drugs counciling, the drug... GHB!!

has been charged with drug driving in hollywood he got 3 years probation and drugs counciling, the drug... GHB!!

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i'm just a newbe and i'm already in the top20 posters

i'm just a newbe and i'm already in the top20 posters

i'm just a newbe and i'm already in the top20 posters

My Ideal pet would have to be a Silver Siberian Husky. My favorite animal is a wolf, but um.. I don't fancy taming a wolf, so a Husky is the next best thing. I got a few pets, a Bird, a cat and 2 terapins, and im hoping to get an iguana or geko

My Ideal pet would have to be a Silver Siberian Husky. My favorite animal is a wolf, but um.. I don't fancy taming a wolf, so a Husky is the next best thing. I got a few pets, a Bird, a cat and 2 terapins, and im hoping to get an iguana or geko

My Ideal pet would have to be a Silver Siberian Husky. My favorite animal is a wolf, but um.. I don't fancy taming a wolf, so a Husky is the next best thing. I got a few pets, a Bird, a cat and 2 terapins, and im hoping to get an iguana or geko

had gone slightly cold, so i put some backed beans in my mouth to. GOODBYE!!

had gone slightly cold, so i put some backed beans in my mouth to. GOODBYE!!

had gone slightly cold, so i put some backed beans in my mouth to. GOODBYE!!

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play-- except Yanni CD's. With them it doubles the volume. It will automatically download nasty stuff to your hard drive and then notify the authorities. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your …

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play-- except Yanni CD's. With them it doubles the volume. It will automatically download nasty stuff to your hard drive and then notify the authorities. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your …

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play-- except Yanni CD's. With them it doubles the volume. It will automatically download nasty stuff to your hard drive and then notify the authorities. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your …

wow I done some serious posting tonight lol, i done more tonight than i would usually do in a week be proud, looks like im becoming a forum junkie toooooo anyways, tis 5:15am and i have to go out for dinner later on today, which means i have to get up early and sunday is my only say off work Ah well, nite nite all though who are online!! and hewwo to those who are just signing on DJ Elemental.....over and out....*blip blop*

wow I done some serious posting tonight lol, i done more tonight than i would usually do in a week be proud, looks like im becoming a forum junkie toooooo anyways, tis 5:15am and i have to go out for dinner later on today, which means i have to get up early and sunday is my only say off work Ah well, nite nite all though who are online!! and hewwo to those who are just signing on DJ Elemental.....over and out....*blip blop*

wow I done some serious posting tonight lol, i done more tonight than i would usually do in a week be proud, looks like im becoming a forum junkie toooooo anyways, tis 5:15am and i have to go out for dinner later on today, which means i have to get up early and sunday is my only say off work Ah well, nite nite all though who are online!! and hewwo to those who are just signing on DJ Elemental.....over and out....*blip blop*

On the early hours of Friday morning (without going into too much detail), my heavily modified vauxhall nova was stolen in Greenwich, south-east London outside my girlfriends house. Inside the car, i had some of my best hard trance, hard house, and white label trance cd's, not only have i lost some of the best tuneage ever in my opinion, but i spent about a grand on the car and so many hard hours with friends and family. Because of some mindless sack of shi*, it ruined my whole bank hol weekend and upset two familes (my girlfriend also had relatives over from ireland). as well as the cd's, inside the car was a £180 steering wheel, £45 gearknob, sporty seats, £1…

You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: Arse! Please use your back button to return to the previous page. This is what it says when he trys to reply to anything..which of you nasty mods\admins did it then? and um.. why?

You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: Arse! Please use your back button to return to the previous page. This is what it says when he trys to reply to anything..which of you nasty mods\admins did it then? and um.. why?