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The next time you're in a cab, ask the driver if it would be cheaper if you drove hehe....it always gets em going!!

Ok just a quick memory lapse, i swear to god ive met you, a few times, do you know someone called veno cuz im sure hes introduce me to u a fair few times or atleast once!

Ok just a quick memory lapse, i swear to god ive met you, a few times, do you know someone called veno cuz im sure hes introduce me to u a fair few times or atleast once!

Ok just a quick memory lapse, i swear to god ive met you, a few times, do you know someone called veno cuz im sure hes introduce me to u a fair few times or atleast once!

What does everyone else think of that tune? i've just seen the video for it, hilarious, tacky but hilarious, no, i think i'll down grade it to funny.

What does everyone else think of that tune? i've just seen the video for it, hilarious, tacky but hilarious, no, i think i'll down grade it to funny.

What does everyone else think of that tune? i've just seen the video for it, hilarious, tacky but hilarious, no, i think i'll down grade it to funny.

'A' (you may continue onto extended character sets, you must keep up repayments on your mortgage, always consult a doctor, never read the label, bet we dont get to 'Z')

'A' (you may continue onto extended character sets, you must keep up repayments on your mortgage, always consult a doctor, never read the label, bet we dont get to 'Z')

'A' (you may continue onto extended character sets, you must keep up repayments on your mortgage, always consult a doctor, never read the label, bet we dont get to 'Z')

... and it's only 10th december!!!

... and it's only 10th december!!!

... and it's only 10th december!!!

Things I've done; Been record shopping Had dinner Done some of my [censored] for my godamn weekly presentation Eaten a white chocolate kit kat Things I have yet to do; Go home for the day Watch Minority Report on DVD again Smoke myself silly and watch Extreme Ironing on C4 tonight. Write the offical CTW review for Friday night. Do Lab4's interview questions for lazy arse non reporter type PVC.

Things I've done; Been record shopping Had dinner Done some of my [censored] for my godamn weekly presentation Eaten a white chocolate kit kat Things I have yet to do; Go home for the day Watch Minority Report on DVD again Smoke myself silly and watch Extreme Ironing on C4 tonight. Write the offical CTW review for Friday night. Do Lab4's interview questions for lazy arse non reporter type PVC.

Things I've done; Been record shopping Had dinner Done some of my [censored] for my godamn weekly presentation Eaten a white chocolate kit kat Things I have yet to do; Go home for the day Watch Minority Report on DVD again Smoke myself silly and watch Extreme Ironing on C4 tonight. Write the offical CTW review for Friday night. Do Lab4's interview questions for lazy arse non reporter type PVC.

Spurs Gift Shop > SPURS TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the > table after a short time - £4:99 > SPURS VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 > min > video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - £9:99> SPURS BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg: - "GROSS > OUT", "SUGAR OUT", "GRAHAM OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00 > "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Gilzean (Our > Hero) attached. - £0.50p each. > SPURS JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all > the > best jok…

Spurs Gift Shop > SPURS TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the > table after a short time - £4:99 > SPURS VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 > min > video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - £9:99> SPURS BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg: - "GROSS > OUT", "SUGAR OUT", "GRAHAM OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00 > "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Gilzean (Our > Hero) attached. - £0.50p each. > SPURS JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all > the > best jok…

Spurs Gift Shop > SPURS TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the > table after a short time - £4:99 > SPURS VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 > min > video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - £9:99> SPURS BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg: - "GROSS > OUT", "SUGAR OUT", "GRAHAM OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00 > "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Gilzean (Our > Hero) attached. - £0.50p each. > SPURS JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all > the > best jok…

Alright peeps, I was just wondering what your opinion was on the 'The Fridge' Club in London, thats if any of you have been there. If you have, could you please just post like a little abit about it, good or bad, I really need some feed back on the place, cheers!

Sorry my petals, the security guard at [censored] is giving me evil stares (after I was caught with alcohol on the premises I'm not allowed to stay past 7pm) and I must leave [censored] - in fact I should already be on the train home. I blame ----- Si & Missy today Goodbye, Goodnight ... If you dont hear from me again I have most likely moved up or sideways a level... hehe The number: 12 The word: Fluella Benjamin

Sorry my petals, the security guard at [censored] is giving me evil stares (after I was caught with alcohol on the premises I'm not allowed to stay past 7pm) and I must leave [censored] - in fact I should already be on the train home. I blame ----- Si & Missy today Goodbye, Goodnight ... If you dont hear from me again I have most likely moved up or sideways a level... hehe The number: 12 The word: Fluella Benjamin

Sorry my petals, the security guard at [censored] is giving me evil stares (after I was caught with alcohol on the premises I'm not allowed to stay past 7pm) and I must leave [censored] - in fact I should already be on the train home. I blame ----- Si & Missy today Goodbye, Goodnight ... If you dont hear from me again I have most likely moved up or sideways a level... hehe The number: 12 The word: Fluella Benjamin

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Computer error messages ------------------------- SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume. Close your eyes and press escape three times. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Mouse not found: Click OK to continue Reality.sys corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)? User error: replace user and press any key to continue. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode. Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding! Signature not found! reformat…

Computer error messages ------------------------- SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume. Close your eyes and press escape three times. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Mouse not found: Click OK to continue Reality.sys corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)? User error: replace user and press any key to continue. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode. Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding! Signature not found! reformat…

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