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Sorry my petals, the security guard at [censored] is giving me evil stares (after I was caught with alcohol on the premises I'm not allowed to stay past 7pm) and I must leave [censored] - in fact I should already be on the train home. I blame ----- Si & Missy today Goodbye, Goodnight ... If you dont hear from me again I have most likely moved up or sideways a level... hehe The number: 12 The word: Fluella Benjamin

Sorry my petals, the security guard at [censored] is giving me evil stares (after I was caught with alcohol on the premises I'm not allowed to stay past 7pm) and I must leave [censored] - in fact I should already be on the train home. I blame ----- Si & Missy today Goodbye, Goodnight ... If you dont hear from me again I have most likely moved up or sideways a level... hehe The number: 12 The word: Fluella Benjamin

Sorry my petals, the security guard at [censored] is giving me evil stares (after I was caught with alcohol on the premises I'm not allowed to stay past 7pm) and I must leave [censored] - in fact I should already be on the train home. I blame ----- Si & Missy today Goodbye, Goodnight ... If you dont hear from me again I have most likely moved up or sideways a level... hehe The number: 12 The word: Fluella Benjamin

Computer error messages ------------------------- SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume. Close your eyes and press escape three times. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Mouse not found: Click OK to continue Reality.sys corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)? User error: replace user and press any key to continue. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode. Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding! Signature not found! reformat…

Computer error messages ------------------------- SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume. Close your eyes and press escape three times. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Mouse not found: Click OK to continue Reality.sys corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)? User error: replace user and press any key to continue. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode. Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding! Signature not found! reformat…

Computer error messages ------------------------- SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume. Close your eyes and press escape three times. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Mouse not found: Click OK to continue Reality.sys corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)? User error: replace user and press any key to continue. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode. Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding! Signature not found! reformat…

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> >WHAT GENDER ARE THEY? > > > >ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always > >see > >right through them. > > > >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a > >wide > >variety of [censored], it spends most of its time just opening bottles > > > >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. > > > >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging > >out. > > > >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. > > > >T…

> >WHAT GENDER ARE THEY? > > > >ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always > >see > >right through them. > > > >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a > >wide > >variety of [censored], it spends most of its time just opening bottles > > > >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. > > > >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging > >out. > > > >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. > > > >T…

> >WHAT GENDER ARE THEY? > > > >ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always > >see > >right through them. > > > >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a > >wide > >variety of [censored], it spends most of its time just opening bottles > > > >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. > > > >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging > >out. > > > >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. > > > >T…

I think Mr "LoL" should go to Clubbing Si because he uses it so damned much - the thing is he REALLY DOES laugh at every comment we all make !

I think Mr "LoL" should go to Clubbing Si because he uses it so damned much - the thing is he REALLY DOES laugh at every comment we all make !

I think Mr "LoL" should go to Clubbing Si because he uses it so damned much - the thing is he REALLY DOES laugh at every comment we all make !

Help guys ive got sum cash to spend on the entire simpsons collection or the entire south park collection??? help meeeee

Help guys ive got sum cash to spend on the entire simpsons collection or the entire south park collection??? help meeeee

Help guys ive got sum cash to spend on the entire simpsons collection or the entire south park collection??? help meeeee

for a number of reasons; - food - Simpsons I will be back later on in order to; - do my [censored] for tomorrow - write up interview questions for Lab4. See y'all later!

for a number of reasons; - food - Simpsons I will be back later on in order to; - do my [censored] for tomorrow - write up interview questions for Lab4. See y'all later!

for a number of reasons; - food - Simpsons I will be back later on in order to; - do my [censored] for tomorrow - write up interview questions for Lab4. See y'all later!

but it turns out that I've put something else that I found on the floor in my mouth by mistake. Not nice.

but it turns out that I've put something else that I found on the floor in my mouth by mistake. Not nice.

but it turns out that I've put something else that I found on the floor in my mouth by mistake. Not nice.

Somebody (I forget who) mentioned to me over the w/e that at times the board seems a bit too pre-occupied with who did what whilst they were [censored], than actually clubbing. I think that's a pile of crap personally. This board is about embracing clubbing as a lifestyle as a whole, rather than over concentrating on individual facets of it. Not everyone here dances/DJ's/gets twatted, but we still manage to have wicked nights together. Anyone else got an opinion?

Somebody (I forget who) mentioned to me over the w/e that at times the board seems a bit too pre-occupied with who did what whilst they were [censored], than actually clubbing. I think that's a pile of crap personally. This board is about embracing clubbing as a lifestyle as a whole, rather than over concentrating on individual facets of it. Not everyone here dances/DJ's/gets twatted, but we still manage to have wicked nights together. Anyone else got an opinion?

Somebody (I forget who) mentioned to me over the w/e that at times the board seems a bit too pre-occupied with who did what whilst they were [censored], than actually clubbing. I think that's a pile of crap personally. This board is about embracing clubbing as a lifestyle as a whole, rather than over concentrating on individual facets of it. Not everyone here dances/DJ's/gets twatted, but we still manage to have wicked nights together. Anyone else got an opinion?