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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by Clubbing Si,

    http://www.geocities.com/pollentierk/funnytexts/proffirstday.html

  2. Started by Clubbing Si,

    http://www.geocities.com/pollentierk/funnytexts/proffirstday.html

  3. Started by Claire DC,

    > >WHAT GENDER ARE THEY? > > > >ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always > >see > >right through them. > > > >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a > >wide > >variety of [censored], it spends most of its time just opening bottles > > > >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. > > > >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging > >out. > > > >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. > > > >T…

  4. Started by Claire DC,

    > >WHAT GENDER ARE THEY? > > > >ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always > >see > >right through them. > > > >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a > >wide > >variety of [censored], it spends most of its time just opening bottles > > > >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. > > > >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging > >out. > > > >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. > > > >T…

  5. Started by Claire DC,

    > >WHAT GENDER ARE THEY? > > > >ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always > >see > >right through them. > > > >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a > >wide > >variety of [censored], it spends most of its time just opening bottles > > > >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. > > > >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging > >out. > > > >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. > > > >T…

  6. Started by James,

    I think Mr "LoL" should go to Clubbing Si because he uses it so damned much - the thing is he REALLY DOES laugh at every comment we all make !

  7. Started by James,

    I think Mr "LoL" should go to Clubbing Si because he uses it so damned much - the thing is he REALLY DOES laugh at every comment we all make !

  8. Started by James,

    I think Mr "LoL" should go to Clubbing Si because he uses it so damned much - the thing is he REALLY DOES laugh at every comment we all make !

  9. Started by Clubbing Si,

    Help guys ive got sum cash to spend on the entire simpsons collection or the entire south park collection??? help meeeee

  10. Started by Clubbing Si,

    Help guys ive got sum cash to spend on the entire simpsons collection or the entire south park collection??? help meeeee

  11. Started by Clubbing Si,

    Help guys ive got sum cash to spend on the entire simpsons collection or the entire south park collection??? help meeeee

  12. Started by Wub Wub,

    for a number of reasons; - food - Simpsons I will be back later on in order to; - do my [censored] for tomorrow - write up interview questions for Lab4. See y'all later!

    • 4 replies
    • 107 views
  13. Started by Wub Wub,

    for a number of reasons; - food - Simpsons I will be back later on in order to; - do my [censored] for tomorrow - write up interview questions for Lab4. See y'all later!

    • 4 replies
    • 94 views
  14. Started by Wub Wub,

    for a number of reasons; - food - Simpsons I will be back later on in order to; - do my [censored] for tomorrow - write up interview questions for Lab4. See y'all later!

    • 4 replies
    • 132 views
  15. Started by Wub Wub,

    but it turns out that I've put something else that I found on the floor in my mouth by mistake. Not nice.

    • 18 replies
    • 195 views
  16. Started by Wub Wub,

    but it turns out that I've put something else that I found on the floor in my mouth by mistake. Not nice.

    • 18 replies
    • 192 views
  17. Started by Wub Wub,

    but it turns out that I've put something else that I found on the floor in my mouth by mistake. Not nice.

    • 18 replies
    • 206 views
  18. Somebody (I forget who) mentioned to me over the w/e that at times the board seems a bit too pre-occupied with who did what whilst they were [censored], than actually clubbing. I think that's a pile of crap personally. This board is about embracing clubbing as a lifestyle as a whole, rather than over concentrating on individual facets of it. Not everyone here dances/DJ's/gets twatted, but we still manage to have wicked nights together. Anyone else got an opinion?

  19. Somebody (I forget who) mentioned to me over the w/e that at times the board seems a bit too pre-occupied with who did what whilst they were [censored], than actually clubbing. I think that's a pile of crap personally. This board is about embracing clubbing as a lifestyle as a whole, rather than over concentrating on individual facets of it. Not everyone here dances/DJ's/gets twatted, but we still manage to have wicked nights together. Anyone else got an opinion?

  20. Somebody (I forget who) mentioned to me over the w/e that at times the board seems a bit too pre-occupied with who did what whilst they were [censored], than actually clubbing. I think that's a pile of crap personally. This board is about embracing clubbing as a lifestyle as a whole, rather than over concentrating on individual facets of it. Not everyone here dances/DJ's/gets twatted, but we still manage to have wicked nights together. Anyone else got an opinion?

  21. (already posted elsewhere, but recreated here for convienience) Wub's Recipe for Hash Bread (makes one loaf) 300ml natural yoghurt 50ml milk 450gr Self raising flour 50gr Bulgar wheat an eighth sieve flour and wheat togther. Crumble in hash. Make a well in the centre of the powder, then add the yoghurt and milk into it. Stir until a thick sticky paste. Place on greased oven tray, and bake for 40mins @ gas mark 7.

    • 25 replies
    • 238 views
  22. (already posted elsewhere, but recreated here for convienience) Wub's Recipe for Hash Bread (makes one loaf) 300ml natural yoghurt 50ml milk 450gr Self raising flour 50gr Bulgar wheat an eighth sieve flour and wheat togther. Crumble in hash. Make a well in the centre of the powder, then add the yoghurt and milk into it. Stir until a thick sticky paste. Place on greased oven tray, and bake for 40mins @ gas mark 7.

    • 25 replies
    • 254 views
  23. (already posted elsewhere, but recreated here for convienience) Wub's Recipe for Hash Bread (makes one loaf) 300ml natural yoghurt 50ml milk 450gr Self raising flour 50gr Bulgar wheat an eighth sieve flour and wheat togther. Crumble in hash. Make a well in the centre of the powder, then add the yoghurt and milk into it. Stir until a thick sticky paste. Place on greased oven tray, and bake for 40mins @ gas mark 7.

    • 25 replies
    • 260 views
  24. Started by Wub Wub,

    Oi bitch, Emailed you. Can't be arsed to go to that DnB/hip-hop thing tonight, so you wanna come over the mix up some hard house whilst getting battered as only a Wub smoking session can do?

  25. Started by Wub Wub,

    Oi bitch, Emailed you. Can't be arsed to go to that DnB/hip-hop thing tonight, so you wanna come over the mix up some hard house whilst getting battered as only a Wub smoking session can do?

  26. Started by Wub Wub,

    Oi bitch, Emailed you. Can't be arsed to go to that DnB/hip-hop thing tonight, so you wanna come over the mix up some hard house whilst getting battered as only a Wub smoking session can do?

  27. Started by DJ Elemental,

    Which magazine do you think is the best to buy? I want to start reading one, but theres so many i don't know which one to chose...

    • 9 replies
    • 160 views
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