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Girl Poem A poem for us.... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, w…

Girl Poem A poem for us.... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, w…

dawnirah says: i need it Claire DC [ Is Fooked - Had 2b Done] says: if u were hee id give it u

dawnirah says: i need it Claire DC [ Is Fooked - Had 2b Done] says: if u were hee id give it u

dawnirah says: i need it Claire DC [ Is Fooked - Had 2b Done] says: if u were hee id give it u

Now I don't generally post things like this but here it is.. you may or may not have seen it before but for those who havent..here ya go

Now I don't generally post things like this but here it is.. you may or may not have seen it before but for those who havent..here ya go

Now I don't generally post things like this but here it is.. you may or may not have seen it before but for those who havent..here ya go

Hiya James I'm checking whether my email has reached you? I sent you a 'private' email about a week ago, just something about this website (anyone else reading this - mind your own business ), but in my profile it says that I have zero 'sent private emails' so I'm a bit confused. Did you get it at all? Cheers mate Aleksandra

Hiya James I'm checking whether my email has reached you? I sent you a 'private' email about a week ago, just something about this website (anyone else reading this - mind your own business ), but in my profile it says that I have zero 'sent private emails' so I'm a bit confused. Did you get it at all? Cheers mate Aleksandra

Hiya James I'm checking whether my email has reached you? I sent you a 'private' email about a week ago, just something about this website (anyone else reading this - mind your own business ), but in my profile it says that I have zero 'sent private emails' so I'm a bit confused. Did you get it at all? Cheers mate Aleksandra

Would you ever go on one? Especially after what happened to those people who got totally taken in!!

Would you ever go on one? Especially after what happened to those people who got totally taken in!!

Would you ever go on one? Especially after what happened to those people who got totally taken in!!

who's going??? who's staying somewhere??? does anyone have anywhere I can park my car??? are any fit birds going??? what clothes shall i wear?? what time is it? what the [censored] is the "Alt Gr" key on my keyboard for?? questions questions questions!!!!! I found out where the Edge is now!!!!! Ut-oh I think it used to be called "the Palais" until a couple of years ago and before that (when I was at uni there) it was a RITZY!!!! NOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should be a laugh all the same!!!! lol

who's going??? who's staying somewhere??? does anyone have anywhere I can park my car??? are any fit birds going??? what clothes shall i wear?? what time is it? what the [censored] is the "Alt Gr" key on my keyboard for?? questions questions questions!!!!! I found out where the Edge is now!!!!! Ut-oh I think it used to be called "the Palais" until a couple of years ago and before that (when I was at uni there) it was a RITZY!!!! NOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should be a laugh all the same!!!! lol

who's going??? who's staying somewhere??? does anyone have anywhere I can park my car??? are any fit birds going??? what clothes shall i wear?? what time is it? what the [censored] is the "Alt Gr" key on my keyboard for?? questions questions questions!!!!! I found out where the Edge is now!!!!! Ut-oh I think it used to be called "the Palais" until a couple of years ago and before that (when I was at uni there) it was a RITZY!!!! NOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should be a laugh all the same!!!! lol

Classic Gazza Genius 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still wearing his full kit boots included. 2) When asked for his nationality before an operation, told the nurse: "Church Of England." 3) On a trip to London, jumped out of his car to demand "a go" on a workman's pneumatic drill. After getting the go-ahead, happily pounded the pavement to the amusement of shoppers. 4) On first meeting with Lazio's president to discuss his big- money move to the Italian club, was quick to tell the esteemed gentleman that he reminded him of Russ Abbot. 5) Organisers of Italia 90 TV coverage had th…

Classic Gazza Genius 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still wearing his full kit boots included. 2) When asked for his nationality before an operation, told the nurse: "Church Of England." 3) On a trip to London, jumped out of his car to demand "a go" on a workman's pneumatic drill. After getting the go-ahead, happily pounded the pavement to the amusement of shoppers. 4) On first meeting with Lazio's president to discuss his big- money move to the Italian club, was quick to tell the esteemed gentleman that he reminded him of Russ Abbot. 5) Organisers of Italia 90 TV coverage had th…

Classic Gazza Genius 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still wearing his full kit boots included. 2) When asked for his nationality before an operation, told the nurse: "Church Of England." 3) On a trip to London, jumped out of his car to demand "a go" on a workman's pneumatic drill. After getting the go-ahead, happily pounded the pavement to the amusement of shoppers. 4) On first meeting with Lazio's president to discuss his big- money move to the Italian club, was quick to tell the esteemed gentleman that he reminded him of Russ Abbot. 5) Organisers of Italia 90 TV coverage had th…

it's one more day till the CTW Night in Nottingham ... What are you all up to today and tonight ?? My eldest has an interview at school re. her up and coming GCSE's ... and that's about if for her for the day .. so we will just plod about round the house .. I need to look for some [censored] next year as my phone bill is scary!! So I will be having a good think about what to do ... Christmas Fayre tonight at youngest's school... Yippee ...

it's one more day till the CTW Night in Nottingham ... What are you all up to today and tonight ?? My eldest has an interview at school re. her up and coming GCSE's ... and that's about if for her for the day .. so we will just plod about round the house .. I need to look for some [censored] next year as my phone bill is scary!! So I will be having a good think about what to do ... Christmas Fayre tonight at youngest's school... Yippee ...

it's one more day till the CTW Night in Nottingham ... What are you all up to today and tonight ?? My eldest has an interview at school re. her up and coming GCSE's ... and that's about if for her for the day .. so we will just plod about round the house .. I need to look for some [censored] next year as my phone bill is scary!! So I will be having a good think about what to do ... Christmas Fayre tonight at youngest's school... Yippee ...

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her monther warned her "don't walk through the forest, take the path or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards the grandmothers house but decided to take the shortcut throught theforest anyways. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path. becuz if the Big Bad Wolf finds you he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept goin through the forest. Sure enough the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take your shirt off Little Red Riding Hood- I'm gunna suck your tits dry!!" …

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her monther warned her "don't walk through the forest, take the path or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards the grandmothers house but decided to take the shortcut throught theforest anyways. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path. becuz if the Big Bad Wolf finds you he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept goin through the forest. Sure enough the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take your shirt off Little Red Riding Hood- I'm gunna suck your tits dry!!" …

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her monther warned her "don't walk through the forest, take the path or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards the grandmothers house but decided to take the shortcut throught theforest anyways. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path. becuz if the Big Bad Wolf finds you he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept goin through the forest. Sure enough the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take your shirt off Little Red Riding Hood- I'm gunna suck your tits dry!!" …

I am sure we have some book worms here...so what are you reading at the moment? I am reading The Dark Tower books by Stephen King for the fifth itme, in preparation for the release of the fifth book, which should be sometime soon....

I am sure we have some book worms here...so what are you reading at the moment? I am reading The Dark Tower books by Stephen King for the fifth itme, in preparation for the release of the fifth book, which should be sometime soon....

I am sure we have some book worms here...so what are you reading at the moment? I am reading The Dark Tower books by Stephen King for the fifth itme, in preparation for the release of the fifth book, which should be sometime soon....

Just wondering if that bloke contacted you at all?