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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by Saffy,

    What a bastarding life!

  2. Started by Saffy,

    What a bastarding life!

  3. Started by Saffy,

    Who is interested in going to Bar None after .. ??? Tis house .. but believe me .. tis dirty deep mucky and funky .. good to chill out to and move yer bits to ... £5 entrance till 7 am.

  4. Started by Saffy,

    Who is interested in going to Bar None after .. ??? Tis house .. but believe me .. tis dirty deep mucky and funky .. good to chill out to and move yer bits to ... £5 entrance till 7 am.

  5. Started by Saffy,

    Who is interested in going to Bar None after .. ??? Tis house .. but believe me .. tis dirty deep mucky and funky .. good to chill out to and move yer bits to ... £5 entrance till 7 am.

  6. Started by nice1bruva,

    I was just wondering.....is the CTW "XMAS" party on the 6th in Nottingham or the 13th in London?? Answers on a postcard please.... winner will recieve... ummm... (looks for something in office) a shiney staple remover with ergonomic blace plastic finger pads!!! cheers

  7. Started by nice1bruva,

    I was just wondering.....is the CTW "XMAS" party on the 6th in Nottingham or the 13th in London?? Answers on a postcard please.... winner will recieve... ummm... (looks for something in office) a shiney staple remover with ergonomic blace plastic finger pads!!! cheers

    • 3 replies
    • 75 views
  8. Started by nice1bruva,

    I was just wondering.....is the CTW "XMAS" party on the 6th in Nottingham or the 13th in London?? Answers on a postcard please.... winner will recieve... ummm... (looks for something in office) a shiney staple remover with ergonomic blace plastic finger pads!!! cheers

  9. Last night i went to GoodGreef, i walked in the place to see the friend who i had lent my decks and vinyl to for a mates 21st birthday a coupla months ago, said hello to him only to be told that my decks and ALL my vinyl have been stolen and that they werent insured and that basically it isnt his responsibility.... i said id speak some other time about it cos my head really couldnt take it at that time and i didnt wana completely ruin my night!! I managed to salvage a few hours from the night when i felt ok, put it out of my head as much as i could then got a lil mashed!! Im determined not to let it ruin my weekend so will try and put it out of my head until its ove…

    • 52 replies
    • 691 views
  10. Last night i went to GoodGreef, i walked in the place to see the friend who i had lent my decks and vinyl to for a mates 21st birthday a coupla months ago, said hello to him only to be told that my decks and ALL my vinyl have been stolen and that they werent insured and that basically it isnt his responsibility.... i said id speak some other time about it cos my head really couldnt take it at that time and i didnt wana completely ruin my night!! I managed to salvage a few hours from the night when i felt ok, put it out of my head as much as i could then got a lil mashed!! Im determined not to let it ruin my weekend so will try and put it out of my head until its ove…

    • 52 replies
    • 619 views
  11. Started by Groovster,

    Alan Partridge is taken for a drive by a lady rally driver. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/media/daytoday5.ram easy.. easy... BE CAREFUL!!

    • 4 replies
    • 137 views
  12. Started by Groovster,

    Alan Partridge is taken for a drive by a lady rally driver. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/media/daytoday5.ram easy.. easy... BE CAREFUL!!

    • 4 replies
    • 157 views
  13. Started by Groovster,

    Alan Partridge is taken for a drive by a lady rally driver. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/media/daytoday5.ram easy.. easy... BE CAREFUL!!

    • 4 replies
    • 130 views
  14. This joke i heard tonight at [censored] by my gay pal which made me giggle, but it dont take much to make me smile lol A man was walking up a road and he seen 3 gay men walking towards him and they where all crying So he asked them why and they said because all our partners died in a crash So the man said ' im sorry to hear that, what are you doing for their funeral then '? And the first bloke said "well weve all decided were going to get their ashes scattered and im gettin my boyfriends scattered on an island becuase we used to love to travel together" ''fair enough" said the man so he asked the secon bloke '' Well im gettin mine scattered in the…

    • 2 replies
    • 118 views
  15. This joke i heard tonight at [censored] by my gay pal which made me giggle, but it dont take much to make me smile lol A man was walking up a road and he seen 3 gay men walking towards him and they where all crying So he asked them why and they said because all our partners died in a crash So the man said ' im sorry to hear that, what are you doing for their funeral then '? And the first bloke said "well weve all decided were going to get their ashes scattered and im gettin my boyfriends scattered on an island becuase we used to love to travel together" ''fair enough" said the man so he asked the secon bloke '' Well im gettin mine scattered in the…

    • 2 replies
    • 121 views
  16. This joke i heard tonight at [censored] by my gay pal which made me giggle, but it dont take much to make me smile lol A man was walking up a road and he seen 3 gay men walking towards him and they where all crying So he asked them why and they said because all our partners died in a crash So the man said ' im sorry to hear that, what are you doing for their funeral then '? And the first bloke said "well weve all decided were going to get their ashes scattered and im gettin my boyfriends scattered on an island becuase we used to love to travel together" ''fair enough" said the man so he asked the secon bloke '' Well im gettin mine scattered in the…

    • 2 replies
    • 124 views
  17. .....cliquey, (which is inevitable for a clubbing website.) Plus full of peeps who post stuff that sometimes rubs's me up the wrong way, (That's life get used to it). And who post stuff that is intended as a light hearted piss take, but with never any malice, or intention to hurt. (No harm in gentle joshing!!) That I AM going to continue posting about as much as I post now. I am NOT going to 'Leave the board'. I will continue to participate enthustically in meet ups, and come on trips. I will continue to communicate with people who I value as real friends, and will not 'strop off' in a childish sulk. I will continue to promote Funky House, an…

  18. .....cliquey, (which is inevitable for a clubbing website.) Plus full of peeps who post stuff that sometimes rubs's me up the wrong way, (That's life get used to it). And who post stuff that is intended as a light hearted piss take, but with never any malice, or intention to hurt. (No harm in gentle joshing!!) That I AM going to continue posting about as much as I post now. I am NOT going to 'Leave the board'. I will continue to participate enthustically in meet ups, and come on trips. I will continue to communicate with people who I value as real friends, and will not 'strop off' in a childish sulk. I will continue to promote Funky House, an…

  19. .....cliquey, (which is inevitable for a clubbing website.) Plus full of peeps who post stuff that sometimes rubs's me up the wrong way, (That's life get used to it). And who post stuff that is intended as a light hearted piss take, but with never any malice, or intention to hurt. (No harm in gentle joshing!!) That I AM going to continue posting about as much as I post now. I am NOT going to 'Leave the board'. I will continue to participate enthustically in meet ups, and come on trips. I will continue to communicate with people who I value as real friends, and will not 'strop off' in a childish sulk. I will continue to promote Funky House, an…

  20. Started by Sophie,

    hun i am scanning in your pics tommorrow when i get in! so hopefully james can give you an avatar! sorry its taken me so long hun!!!

    • 0 replies
    • 57 views
  21. Started by Sophie,

    hun i am scanning in your pics tommorrow when i get in! so hopefully james can give you an avatar! sorry its taken me so long hun!!!

    • 0 replies
    • 61 views
  22. Started by Sophie,

    hun i am scanning in your pics tommorrow when i get in! so hopefully james can give you an avatar! sorry its taken me so long hun!!!

    • 0 replies
    • 63 views
  23. Started by Sophie,

    i really anna come clubtheworld night but i got one problem!.... i need to leave at 2 am when the place shuts, cos i have to [censored] on saturday and need a few hours kip! is there anyone leaving at 2 aswell who is coming back down south, who i could get a lift with!??! i would be so gratefull cos otherwise i ahve to sit in all friday night whilst you lot are dancing your tits off!

    • 0 replies
    • 80 views
  24. Started by Sophie,

    i really anna come clubtheworld night but i got one problem!.... i need to leave at 2 am when the place shuts, cos i have to [censored] on saturday and need a few hours kip! is there anyone leaving at 2 aswell who is coming back down south, who i could get a lift with!??! i would be so gratefull cos otherwise i ahve to sit in all friday night whilst you lot are dancing your tits off!

    • 0 replies
    • 68 views
  25. Started by Sophie,

    i really anna come clubtheworld night but i got one problem!.... i need to leave at 2 am when the place shuts, cos i have to [censored] on saturday and need a few hours kip! is there anyone leaving at 2 aswell who is coming back down south, who i could get a lift with!??! i would be so gratefull cos otherwise i ahve to sit in all friday night whilst you lot are dancing your tits off!

    • 0 replies
    • 83 views
  26. Started by sugaratias,

    What is the saddest song you know, or have heard? Some songs... they really make you want to cry. I think Elton John's - The Last Song is just so sad.. its amazing. Yesterday you came to lift me up As light as straw and brittle as a bird Today I weigh less than a shadow on the wall Just one more whisper of a voice unheard Tomorrow leave the windows open As fear grows please hold me in your arms Won't you help me if you can to shake this anger I need your gentle hands to keep me calm `Cause I never thought I'd lose I only thought I'd win I never dreamed I'd feel This fire beneath my skin I can't believe you love me I never th…

  27. Started by sugaratias,

    What is the saddest song you know, or have heard? Some songs... they really make you want to cry. I think Elton John's - The Last Song is just so sad.. its amazing. Yesterday you came to lift me up As light as straw and brittle as a bird Today I weigh less than a shadow on the wall Just one more whisper of a voice unheard Tomorrow leave the windows open As fear grows please hold me in your arms Won't you help me if you can to shake this anger I need your gentle hands to keep me calm `Cause I never thought I'd lose I only thought I'd win I never dreamed I'd feel This fire beneath my skin I can't believe you love me I never th…

  28. Started by James,

    Spannered Paxo'd out of my Turkey Twatted Hammered Battered Mullered W*nkered Fooked Arseh*led Spangled Spanked F*cked as a C*nt and my new favourite I've just invented .... wait for it ..... Treshed lol

    • 23 replies
    • 308 views
  29. Started by James,

    Spannered Paxo'd out of my Turkey Twatted Hammered Battered Mullered W*nkered Fooked Arseh*led Spangled Spanked F*cked as a C*nt and my new favourite I've just invented .... wait for it ..... Treshed lol

    • 23 replies
    • 488 views
  30. Started by James,

    Spannered Paxo'd out of my Turkey Twatted Hammered Battered Mullered W*nkered Fooked Arseh*led Spangled Spanked F*cked as a C*nt and my new favourite I've just invented .... wait for it ..... Treshed lol

    • 23 replies
    • 295 views
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