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Anyone who is in London this friday and has nothing to do, please come to Fabric with me! I don't wanna' be stuck with my college mates, they are all anti-drug piss heads and this will be their first time at a "proper club" and I don't want to have to survive it alone! Someone fcuking help me!

Anyone who is in London this friday and has nothing to do, please come to Fabric with me! I don't wanna' be stuck with my college mates, they are all anti-drug piss heads and this will be their first time at a "proper club" and I don't want to have to survive it alone! Someone fcuking help me!

Anyone who is in London this friday and has nothing to do, please come to Fabric with me! I don't wanna' be stuck with my college mates, they are all anti-drug piss heads and this will be their first time at a "proper club" and I don't want to have to survive it alone! Someone fcuking help me!

For the girlies, what dya prefer the width or the length? I personally prefer the width

For the girlies, what dya prefer the width or the length? I personally prefer the width

For the girlies, what dya prefer the width or the length? I personally prefer the width

Ok random post here but i thought i coudl spread alittle of my advice! The morning after a night out and you wanna get refreshed and clean, well we just bought some of that 'source' mint shampoo and conditioner, and it maks u feel like uve tipped a bucket of ice on ur head, its soo fresh and zingy and wicked for a comedown random

Ok random post here but i thought i coudl spread alittle of my advice! The morning after a night out and you wanna get refreshed and clean, well we just bought some of that 'source' mint shampoo and conditioner, and it maks u feel like uve tipped a bucket of ice on ur head, its soo fresh and zingy and wicked for a comedown random

Ok random post here but i thought i coudl spread alittle of my advice! The morning after a night out and you wanna get refreshed and clean, well we just bought some of that 'source' mint shampoo and conditioner, and it maks u feel like uve tipped a bucket of ice on ur head, its soo fresh and zingy and wicked for a comedown random

Gone on a solo expedition and got a bit carried away and injured yourself?? I think i strainrd/pulled a muscle in my stomach this morning

Gone on a solo expedition and got a bit carried away and injured yourself?? I think i strainrd/pulled a muscle in my stomach this morning

Gone on a solo expedition and got a bit carried away and injured yourself?? I think i strainrd/pulled a muscle in my stomach this morning

A man gets on a plane and takes his seat only to realise that the occupant next to him is a parrot. The plane takes off and after some minutes a stewardess approaches. "Can I get you anything sir?" she asks the man. "Yes, I'll have a coffee, please, when you have a minute. Thank you." "And for you sir?" she asks the parrot. "A double whisky and coke,and make it quick damn it, I'm thirsty" demands the parrot. The stewardess returns a few minutes later with the parrot's drink, which he snatches without a word. "Excuse me", says the man, but I ordered a coffee". "Did you, sir? I'm sorry, I'll get you one straight away." By which time the…

A man gets on a plane and takes his seat only to realise that the occupant next to him is a parrot. The plane takes off and after some minutes a stewardess approaches. "Can I get you anything sir?" she asks the man. "Yes, I'll have a coffee, please, when you have a minute. Thank you." "And for you sir?" she asks the parrot. "A double whisky and coke,and make it quick damn it, I'm thirsty" demands the parrot. The stewardess returns a few minutes later with the parrot's drink, which he snatches without a word. "Excuse me", says the man, but I ordered a coffee". "Did you, sir? I'm sorry, I'll get you one straight away." By which time the…

A man gets on a plane and takes his seat only to realise that the occupant next to him is a parrot. The plane takes off and after some minutes a stewardess approaches. "Can I get you anything sir?" she asks the man. "Yes, I'll have a coffee, please, when you have a minute. Thank you." "And for you sir?" she asks the parrot. "A double whisky and coke,and make it quick damn it, I'm thirsty" demands the parrot. The stewardess returns a few minutes later with the parrot's drink, which he snatches without a word. "Excuse me", says the man, but I ordered a coffee". "Did you, sir? I'm sorry, I'll get you one straight away." By which time the…

......has made it onto the front page of the tabloids today. For those of you that missed it; David Beckham is shagging Michael Owens sister, or some bollox like that. [censored] 'ell, Mirror readers will believe anything won't they.

......has made it onto the front page of the tabloids today. For those of you that missed it; David Beckham is shagging Michael Owens sister, or some bollox like that. [censored] 'ell, Mirror readers will believe anything won't they.

......has made it onto the front page of the tabloids today. For those of you that missed it; David Beckham is shagging Michael Owens sister, or some bollox like that. [censored] 'ell, Mirror readers will believe anything won't they.

Anthony Worral Thompson scares me! Please change your avatar!

Anthony Worral Thompson scares me! Please change your avatar!

Anthony Worral Thompson scares me! Please change your avatar!

Sorry, it's pretty bad... > Two dyslexic robbers walk into a bank: > > "air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fukkup!"

Sorry, it's pretty bad... > Two dyslexic robbers walk into a bank: > > "air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fukkup!"

Sorry, it's pretty bad... > Two dyslexic robbers walk into a bank: > > "air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fukkup!"

The Irish Farmer A man is driving down a country in Mayo road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

The Irish Farmer A man is driving down a country in Mayo road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

The Irish Farmer A man is driving down a country in Mayo road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

It looks increasingly like my man has a won a 5 star weekend away in Newcastle (complete with a box at St James Park, lucky me..) the weekend before Christmas. Since I've never been to this neck of the woods, where can we go clubbing? Any ideas?

It looks increasingly like my man has a won a 5 star weekend away in Newcastle (complete with a box at St James Park, lucky me..) the weekend before Christmas. Since I've never been to this neck of the woods, where can we go clubbing? Any ideas?