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Sorry, it's pretty bad... > Two dyslexic robbers walk into a bank: > > "air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fukkup!"

Sorry, it's pretty bad... > Two dyslexic robbers walk into a bank: > > "air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fukkup!"

Sorry, it's pretty bad... > Two dyslexic robbers walk into a bank: > > "air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fukkup!"

The Irish Farmer A man is driving down a country in Mayo road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

The Irish Farmer A man is driving down a country in Mayo road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

The Irish Farmer A man is driving down a country in Mayo road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

It looks increasingly like my man has a won a 5 star weekend away in Newcastle (complete with a box at St James Park, lucky me..) the weekend before Christmas. Since I've never been to this neck of the woods, where can we go clubbing? Any ideas?

It looks increasingly like my man has a won a 5 star weekend away in Newcastle (complete with a box at St James Park, lucky me..) the weekend before Christmas. Since I've never been to this neck of the woods, where can we go clubbing? Any ideas?

It looks increasingly like my man has a won a 5 star weekend away in Newcastle (complete with a box at St James Park, lucky me..) the weekend before Christmas. Since I've never been to this neck of the woods, where can we go clubbing? Any ideas?

personally, I can't stand this one;

personally, I can't stand this one;

personally, I can't stand this one;

Get out the smut forum - everytime i go in there you're in there!

Get out the smut forum - everytime i go in there you're in there!

Get out the smut forum - everytime i go in there you're in there!

Fanks for making my morning fun! I've no doubt I'll be back online at somepoint later...

Fanks for making my morning fun! I've no doubt I'll be back online at somepoint later...

Fanks for making my morning fun! I've no doubt I'll be back online at somepoint later...

Last night @about 3.30am and got up this morning @8am!! !!Shock Horror!!

Last night @about 3.30am and got up this morning @8am!! !!Shock Horror!!

Last night @about 3.30am and got up this morning @8am!! !!Shock Horror!!

I am so drunk toot toot so im in the mood for talkin utter randomness, as u do, anyway i been thinking if u could go clubbin with n e fictional chrachter who wud u pick mine wud have to be mary poppins, she flys for a start, u can pop into a picture anytime u like and have a laugh, t parties on the ceiling, tidy ur room in like 1 minute leaves more time to get cybered up b4 goin out yop bird i reckon - and just remember a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down

I am so drunk toot toot so im in the mood for talkin utter randomness, as u do, anyway i been thinking if u could go clubbin with n e fictional chrachter who wud u pick mine wud have to be mary poppins, she flys for a start, u can pop into a picture anytime u like and have a laugh, t parties on the ceiling, tidy ur room in like 1 minute leaves more time to get cybered up b4 goin out yop bird i reckon - and just remember a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down

I am so drunk toot toot so im in the mood for talkin utter randomness, as u do, anyway i been thinking if u could go clubbin with n e fictional chrachter who wud u pick mine wud have to be mary poppins, she flys for a start, u can pop into a picture anytime u like and have a laugh, t parties on the ceiling, tidy ur room in like 1 minute leaves more time to get cybered up b4 goin out yop bird i reckon - and just remember a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down

A waterbed, cuz i really want one, i just wandered what they are like to sleep on? and sex aswell?

A waterbed, cuz i really want one, i just wandered what they are like to sleep on? and sex aswell?

A waterbed, cuz i really want one, i just wandered what they are like to sleep on? and sex aswell?

Random thought, was just wondering what people's opinions of glowsticks/glowstrings, photons etc. were. and yes i am veyr bored.

Random thought, was just wondering what people's opinions of glowsticks/glowstrings, photons etc. were. and yes i am veyr bored.

Random thought, was just wondering what people's opinions of glowsticks/glowstrings, photons etc. were. and yes i am veyr bored.