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  1. Started by nice1bruva,

    On Christmas Eve, riding the favourite, a jockey was well ahead of the field in the steeple chase. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back in to the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field when, once more he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the steward and complained that he had been seriously hampered. Bom bom chishhh.

  2. Started by nice1bruva,

    On Christmas Eve, riding the favourite, a jockey was well ahead of the field in the steeple chase. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back in to the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field when, once more he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the steward and complained that he had been seriously hampered. Bom bom chishhh.

  3. Started by nice1bruva,

    On Christmas Eve, riding the favourite, a jockey was well ahead of the field in the steeple chase. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back in to the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field when, once more he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the steward and complained that he had been seriously hampered. Bom bom chishhh.

  4. Started by Mr Moo,

    R u a bum? Or do u go college/[censored]?

  5. Started by Mr Moo,

    R u a bum? Or do u go college/[censored]?

  6. Started by Mr Moo,

    R u a bum? Or do u go college/[censored]?

  7. Started by Beckie in La La Land,

    last night i was sorting my litle ones out for friday night, had 30 on the coffee table, and was chating on the phone. i picked up my antibiotics to take one, but then got a text too, so put itt down to read my text. then i picked up the antibiotic to take it and ended up realising i had a pill on my tongue!! spat it out straight away - but can you imagine sat in at 9pm on your wn, on a wednesday night off your head?!! how bad would that have been?!!!

  8. Started by Beckie in La La Land,

    last night i was sorting my litle ones out for friday night, had 30 on the coffee table, and was chating on the phone. i picked up my antibiotics to take one, but then got a text too, so put itt down to read my text. then i picked up the antibiotic to take it and ended up realising i had a pill on my tongue!! spat it out straight away - but can you imagine sat in at 9pm on your wn, on a wednesday night off your head?!! how bad would that have been?!!!

  9. Started by Beckie in La La Land,

    last night i was sorting my litle ones out for friday night, had 30 on the coffee table, and was chating on the phone. i picked up my antibiotics to take one, but then got a text too, so put itt down to read my text. then i picked up the antibiotic to take it and ended up realising i had a pill on my tongue!! spat it out straight away - but can you imagine sat in at 9pm on your wn, on a wednesday night off your head?!! how bad would that have been?!!!

  10. Started by Wub Wub,

    tralala! Am off home now, with £90 in my back burner for the w/e. Got tunes to buy tomorrow, a Slinky to gurn at, and a comedown to enjoy. Going to be wikkid my friend, top grade sorted. Also, new DJ mag to buy, so reading must be done, oh yes it must. Am quite happy now, got the old serotonin/adrenalin levels kicking in. Going to go home, mix it up for a bit, then maybe off to see Mr Nicky Blackmarket tonight. But I might just save myself for tomorrow Anyways, toodle pips to y'all. For today, anyway.......

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  11. Started by Wub Wub,

    tralala! Am off home now, with £90 in my back burner for the w/e. Got tunes to buy tomorrow, a Slinky to gurn at, and a comedown to enjoy. Going to be wikkid my friend, top grade sorted. Also, new DJ mag to buy, so reading must be done, oh yes it must. Am quite happy now, got the old serotonin/adrenalin levels kicking in. Going to go home, mix it up for a bit, then maybe off to see Mr Nicky Blackmarket tonight. But I might just save myself for tomorrow Anyways, toodle pips to y'all. For today, anyway.......

    • 5 replies
    • 111 views
  12. Started by Wub Wub,

    tralala! Am off home now, with £90 in my back burner for the w/e. Got tunes to buy tomorrow, a Slinky to gurn at, and a comedown to enjoy. Going to be wikkid my friend, top grade sorted. Also, new DJ mag to buy, so reading must be done, oh yes it must. Am quite happy now, got the old serotonin/adrenalin levels kicking in. Going to go home, mix it up for a bit, then maybe off to see Mr Nicky Blackmarket tonight. But I might just save myself for tomorrow Anyways, toodle pips to y'all. For today, anyway.......

    • 5 replies
    • 115 views
  13. Started by Shenlong,

    Does what it says in tht tile, and to start thinsg off: clubbing p.s please play, am bored!

    • 38 replies
    • 358 views
  14. Started by Shenlong,

    Does what it says in tht tile, and to start thinsg off: clubbing p.s please play, am bored!

    • 38 replies
    • 326 views
  15. Started by Shenlong,

    Does what it says in tht tile, and to start thinsg off: clubbing p.s please play, am bored!

    • 38 replies
    • 357 views
  16. Started by Signum,

    • 6 replies
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  17. Started by Signum,

    • 6 replies
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  18. Started by Signum,

    • 6 replies
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  19. Started by Geordie Becky,

    does anyone else have the trouble year in and year out of what to get people? also what does everyone want for christmas? alan shearer or sm in my stockin would go down a treat!

  20. Started by Geordie Becky,

    does anyone else have the trouble year in and year out of what to get people? also what does everyone want for christmas? alan shearer or sm in my stockin would go down a treat!

  21. Started by Geordie Becky,

    does anyone else have the trouble year in and year out of what to get people? also what does everyone want for christmas? alan shearer or sm in my stockin would go down a treat!

  22. Started by MItz,

    ..............bye bye for now! I'm leaving [censored] today and dunno when I will next have time to go on the net so thought I would say byebye for now! Will try and get on soon though, to see whats goin on! Mwa to everyone!

    • 9 replies
    • 145 views
  23. Started by MItz,

    ..............bye bye for now! I'm leaving [censored] today and dunno when I will next have time to go on the net so thought I would say byebye for now! Will try and get on soon though, to see whats goin on! Mwa to everyone!

    • 9 replies
    • 144 views
  24. Started by MItz,

    ..............bye bye for now! I'm leaving [censored] today and dunno when I will next have time to go on the net so thought I would say byebye for now! Will try and get on soon though, to see whats goin on! Mwa to everyone!

    • 9 replies
    • 143 views
  25. Started by neurotic,

    http://www.ratedtoons.com/flash/Silicon_Challenge.cfm i got a score of 14

    • 32 replies
    • 420 views
  26. Started by neurotic,

    http://www.ratedtoons.com/flash/Silicon_Challenge.cfm i got a score of 14

    • 32 replies
    • 371 views
  27. Started by neurotic,

    http://www.ratedtoons.com/flash/Silicon_Challenge.cfm i got a score of 14

    • 32 replies
    • 372 views
  28. Started by Power Slough,

    Right now CTWorlders, what sex toy's does anybody own & are they any good??

  29. Started by Power Slough,

    Right now CTWorlders, what sex toy's does anybody own & are they any good??

  30. Started by Power Slough,

    Right now CTWorlders, what sex toy's does anybody own & are they any good??

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