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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by Flakey Dove,

    Well,fresh from seeing manchesters finest,the doves on saturday night,It got me reminising on past gigs,and contemplating the best one. Seeing as I can't be arsed going through them all,beating off stiff competition from the chilli peppers in 2000,and the prodigy in 1998,has to be the mighty the la's in 1990! Ok,I doubt many of you have ever heard of them,but Im an old twat,so indulge me.They were Fuckin great! Anyways what was the last gig you went,and what was the best? Any of the ladies been flinging there knickers at Bryan from westlife lately?Or have any of you chaps been reluctently dragged off to see kylie with your little nephews? So come on,be honest…

    • 18 replies
    • 201 views
  2. Started by Flakey Dove,

    Well,fresh from seeing manchesters finest,the doves on saturday night,It got me reminising on past gigs,and contemplating the best one. Seeing as I can't be arsed going through them all,beating off stiff competition from the chilli peppers in 2000,and the prodigy in 1998,has to be the mighty the la's in 1990! Ok,I doubt many of you have ever heard of them,but Im an old twat,so indulge me.They were Fuckin great! Anyways what was the last gig you went,and what was the best? Any of the ladies been flinging there knickers at Bryan from westlife lately?Or have any of you chaps been reluctently dragged off to see kylie with your little nephews? So come on,be honest…

    • 18 replies
    • 205 views
  3. Started by MItz,

    You come in from clubbing and find a bag of powder on the table in your flat....no one knows what it is even when they taste a bit? Snort the lot or leave it alone?

    • 44 replies
    • 454 views
  4. Started by MItz,

    You come in from clubbing and find a bag of powder on the table in your flat....no one knows what it is even when they taste a bit? Snort the lot or leave it alone?

    • 44 replies
    • 440 views
  5. Started by MItz,

    You come in from clubbing and find a bag of powder on the table in your flat....no one knows what it is even when they taste a bit? Snort the lot or leave it alone?

    • 44 replies
    • 484 views
  6. Started by SarahPVC,

    Its called 'A bit slow' !!

  7. Started by SarahPVC,

    Its called 'A bit slow' !!

  8. Started by SarahPVC,

    Its called 'A bit slow' !!

  9. Started by neurotic,

    Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night, you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' 'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?' 'Oh, there fine, it's just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.' 'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie 'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle the other day a…

  10. Started by neurotic,

    Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night, you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' 'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?' 'Oh, there fine, it's just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.' 'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie 'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle the other day a…

  11. Started by neurotic,

    Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night, you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' 'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?' 'Oh, there fine, it's just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.' 'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie 'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle the other day a…

  12. Started by Sweet,

    somethings that was sent to me one day. i like the one about the cowboy..lol Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. Cable: Commercial programming with 5 minute intermissions of garbage. Take my advice, I'm not using it anyway. You are pure inspiration for birth control. I'd say he's the laziest guy alive but I'm not sure about that last part. If a duck only has one leg, does he swim in circles? It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. Save a horse - ride a cowboy. Income tax returns: the most imaginative fiction written today. I don't hav…

    • 0 replies
    • 73 views
  13. Started by Sweet,

    somethings that was sent to me one day. i like the one about the cowboy..lol Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. Cable: Commercial programming with 5 minute intermissions of garbage. Take my advice, I'm not using it anyway. You are pure inspiration for birth control. I'd say he's the laziest guy alive but I'm not sure about that last part. If a duck only has one leg, does he swim in circles? It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. Save a horse - ride a cowboy. Income tax returns: the most imaginative fiction written today. I don't hav…

    • 0 replies
    • 68 views
  14. Started by Sweet,

    somethings that was sent to me one day. i like the one about the cowboy..lol Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. Cable: Commercial programming with 5 minute intermissions of garbage. Take my advice, I'm not using it anyway. You are pure inspiration for birth control. I'd say he's the laziest guy alive but I'm not sure about that last part. If a duck only has one leg, does he swim in circles? It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. Save a horse - ride a cowboy. Income tax returns: the most imaginative fiction written today. I don't hav…

    • 0 replies
    • 66 views
  15. but remember, this is where I came from. So it's nice to see my opinions on the current state of Mixmag being echoed on the board. http://ubb.mixmag.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=001653

    • 9 replies
    • 153 views
  16. but remember, this is where I came from. So it's nice to see my opinions on the current state of Mixmag being echoed on the board. http://ubb.mixmag.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=001653

    • 9 replies
    • 157 views
  17. but remember, this is where I came from. So it's nice to see my opinions on the current state of Mixmag being echoed on the board. http://ubb.mixmag.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=001653

    • 9 replies
    • 154 views
  18. Started by Agent,

    This bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about?' asks the barman. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replied the bloke, 'You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in them movies. I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!' He continued 'We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!' 'Fantastic,' exclaimed the barman, 'you lucky sod, did you get a blow job?' …

    • 0 replies
    • 63 views
  19. Started by Agent,

    This bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about?' asks the barman. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replied the bloke, 'You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in them movies. I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!' He continued 'We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!' 'Fantastic,' exclaimed the barman, 'you lucky sod, did you get a blow job?' …

    • 0 replies
    • 74 views
  20. Started by Agent,

    This bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about?' asks the barman. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replied the bloke, 'You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in them movies. I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!' He continued 'We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!' 'Fantastic,' exclaimed the barman, 'you lucky sod, did you get a blow job?' …

    • 0 replies
    • 64 views
  21. Started by DJ Elemental,

    Hi peeps, hmmm I need your help yet again. Im looking for a list of venues and possible contact information and\or website details. Venues of a decent scale 2000+ ppl would be ideal and also some in the London area would prove very useful. I will be very grateful for any help

    • 14 replies
    • 206 views
  22. Started by DJ Elemental,

    Hi peeps, hmmm I need your help yet again. Im looking for a list of venues and possible contact information and\or website details. Venues of a decent scale 2000+ ppl would be ideal and also some in the London area would prove very useful. I will be very grateful for any help

    • 14 replies
    • 210 views
  23. Started by DJ Elemental,

    Hi peeps, hmmm I need your help yet again. Im looking for a list of venues and possible contact information and\or website details. Venues of a decent scale 2000+ ppl would be ideal and also some in the London area would prove very useful. I will be very grateful for any help

    • 14 replies
    • 207 views
  24. Started by Bunnykins,

    jsut scanned in my pix!!

    • 2 replies
    • 71 views
  25. Started by Bunnykins,

    jsut scanned in my pix!!

    • 2 replies
    • 78 views
  26. Started by Bunnykins,

    jsut scanned in my pix!!

    • 2 replies
    • 69 views
  27. Started by Claire DC,

    Why do u keep ur movement/activity secret?? Is it cos of all the anonymous users?

    • 13 replies
    • 217 views
  28. Started by Claire DC,

    Why do u keep ur movement/activity secret?? Is it cos of all the anonymous users?

    • 13 replies
    • 205 views
  29. Started by Claire DC,

    Why do u keep ur movement/activity secret?? Is it cos of all the anonymous users?

    • 13 replies
    • 260 views
  30. Started by neurotic,

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