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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by neurotic,

  2. Started by neurotic,

  3. Started by Blink,

    Can men wear skirts? I hate the fashion in trousers at the moment, and can't find any I like, but have seen some cool cyberskirts. My best friend (female) reckons short men can't pull off skirts ( I am 5'6) do you (mainly the women here) agree?

    • 14 replies
    • 177 views
  4. Started by Blink,

    Can men wear skirts? I hate the fashion in trousers at the moment, and can't find any I like, but have seen some cool cyberskirts. My best friend (female) reckons short men can't pull off skirts ( I am 5'6) do you (mainly the women here) agree?

    • 14 replies
    • 172 views
  5. Started by Blink,

    Can men wear skirts? I hate the fashion in trousers at the moment, and can't find any I like, but have seen some cool cyberskirts. My best friend (female) reckons short men can't pull off skirts ( I am 5'6) do you (mainly the women here) agree?

    • 14 replies
    • 182 views
  6. Started by MattD,

    I've had the crappiest day at [censored] today... I've am on call all week, so my day starts out pretty bad when I get a phone call at 2am from a 1st line support guy that couldn't fix something that had broken. I crawl out of bed, get partically blinded by my PC monitor and fix the problem. By the time I'm back in bed my brain had decided that it really can't be arsed going back to sleep straight away. Thanks brain. I wake up. It's 7:50 and I should have gotten out of bed 20 minutes ago. I feel like crap. After the usual morning activities rushing around, I arrive at [censored] only to be greeted by my boss giving me a load of shite for not getting something done…

    • 23 replies
    • 301 views
  7. Started by MattD,

    I've had the crappiest day at [censored] today... I've am on call all week, so my day starts out pretty bad when I get a phone call at 2am from a 1st line support guy that couldn't fix something that had broken. I crawl out of bed, get partically blinded by my PC monitor and fix the problem. By the time I'm back in bed my brain had decided that it really can't be arsed going back to sleep straight away. Thanks brain. I wake up. It's 7:50 and I should have gotten out of bed 20 minutes ago. I feel like crap. After the usual morning activities rushing around, I arrive at [censored] only to be greeted by my boss giving me a load of shite for not getting something done…

    • 23 replies
    • 271 views
  8. Started by MattD,

    I've had the crappiest day at [censored] today... I've am on call all week, so my day starts out pretty bad when I get a phone call at 2am from a 1st line support guy that couldn't fix something that had broken. I crawl out of bed, get partically blinded by my PC monitor and fix the problem. By the time I'm back in bed my brain had decided that it really can't be arsed going back to sleep straight away. Thanks brain. I wake up. It's 7:50 and I should have gotten out of bed 20 minutes ago. I feel like crap. After the usual morning activities rushing around, I arrive at [censored] only to be greeted by my boss giving me a load of shite for not getting something done…

    • 23 replies
    • 242 views
  9. Started by jaketherave,

    I don't know if it's the colours, but when I have had a big weekend, I am sat at the puter for an hour or so, and start feeling sick. It happened after Ibiza, and was the same yesterday, and today to a lessor extent. After the 1st time, I didn't connect the 2, but after yesterday, I felt all sicky after catching up on the posts, left the puter and felt better, same thing tonite. ne1 else had anything similar. This is a genuine question, and maybe should have been in the serious section.

  10. Started by jaketherave,

    I don't know if it's the colours, but when I have had a big weekend, I am sat at the puter for an hour or so, and start feeling sick. It happened after Ibiza, and was the same yesterday, and today to a lessor extent. After the 1st time, I didn't connect the 2, but after yesterday, I felt all sicky after catching up on the posts, left the puter and felt better, same thing tonite. ne1 else had anything similar. This is a genuine question, and maybe should have been in the serious section.

  11. Started by Wub Wub,

    Going for gold with Henry Kelly Bullseye Knightmare (not strictly a game show, more a pile of fantasy flavoured bad acting, but there ya go)

    • 33 replies
    • 392 views
  12. Started by Wub Wub,

    Going for gold with Henry Kelly Bullseye Knightmare (not strictly a game show, more a pile of fantasy flavoured bad acting, but there ya go)

    • 33 replies
    • 353 views
  13. Started by Wub Wub,

    Going for gold with Henry Kelly Bullseye Knightmare (not strictly a game show, more a pile of fantasy flavoured bad acting, but there ya go)

    • 33 replies
    • 378 views
  14. Started by Wub Wub,

    Isn't it [censored] fantastic? When you or your mates have started a conversation, and by the time it's finished it's at a completely different place and subject, and you've got no idea how you've got there. (NOTE: Anyone who's been near me at an afterparty will know what I mean)

    • 8 replies
    • 134 views
  15. Started by Wub Wub,

    Isn't it [censored] fantastic? When you or your mates have started a conversation, and by the time it's finished it's at a completely different place and subject, and you've got no idea how you've got there. (NOTE: Anyone who's been near me at an afterparty will know what I mean)

    • 8 replies
    • 100 views
  16. Started by Wub Wub,

    Isn't it [censored] fantastic? When you or your mates have started a conversation, and by the time it's finished it's at a completely different place and subject, and you've got no idea how you've got there. (NOTE: Anyone who's been near me at an afterparty will know what I mean)

    • 8 replies
    • 109 views
  17. Biggest Caner - From the sounds of it, oddball, but from personal experience - @James ! Best Dancer - @CreamyC Most Random - @wub_wub Most Hardcore Clubber - @SarahPVC Nicest CTWer - @TidyTraxGrant Honourary Tresh Award for Lightweightiness - None - A raver is a raver !

  18. Started by Agent,

    • 10 replies
    • 183 views
  19. Started by Agent,

    • 10 replies
    • 195 views
  20. Started by Agent,

    • 10 replies
    • 189 views
  21. Started by Saffy,

    What do you all do? Mine consists of .. 01.00 am ... Get to bed ... presents dragged out of the loft and laid out under tree ... Have to wait till 1 as the kids wake up zillions of times and therefore we have to ensure they are dead to the world before venturing into loft and banging about ... 02.00 am ... Hear little voice ... " Muummmmmmmmm has Santa been?" "No .. go back to sleep!!!" This goes on ... half hourly ... 04.30 am ... Little noises from Holly's room .. DAMN she's found the sack of pressies ... Hear little rustles of paper .. 04.40 ... Hear little steps on landing ... bangs on eldests door .. "Han…

    • 30 replies
    • 414 views
  22. Started by Saffy,

    What do you all do? Mine consists of .. 01.00 am ... Get to bed ... presents dragged out of the loft and laid out under tree ... Have to wait till 1 as the kids wake up zillions of times and therefore we have to ensure they are dead to the world before venturing into loft and banging about ... 02.00 am ... Hear little voice ... " Muummmmmmmmm has Santa been?" "No .. go back to sleep!!!" This goes on ... half hourly ... 04.30 am ... Little noises from Holly's room .. DAMN she's found the sack of pressies ... Hear little rustles of paper .. 04.40 ... Hear little steps on landing ... bangs on eldests door .. "Han…

    • 30 replies
    • 391 views
  23. Started by Saffy,

    What do you all do? Mine consists of .. 01.00 am ... Get to bed ... presents dragged out of the loft and laid out under tree ... Have to wait till 1 as the kids wake up zillions of times and therefore we have to ensure they are dead to the world before venturing into loft and banging about ... 02.00 am ... Hear little voice ... " Muummmmmmmmm has Santa been?" "No .. go back to sleep!!!" This goes on ... half hourly ... 04.30 am ... Little noises from Holly's room .. DAMN she's found the sack of pressies ... Hear little rustles of paper .. 04.40 ... Hear little steps on landing ... bangs on eldests door .. "Han…

    • 30 replies
    • 388 views
  24. Started by Wub Wub,

    http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB18&Number=23638&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=3&o=&fpart=1 My first ever post!

    • 10 replies
    • 124 views
  25. Started by Wub Wub,

    http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB18&Number=23638&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=3&o=&fpart=1 My first ever post!

    • 10 replies
    • 145 views
  26. Started by Wub Wub,

    http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB18&Number=23638&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=3&o=&fpart=1 My first ever post!

    • 10 replies
    • 111 views
  27. Started by alasdairm,

    i'm not sure if The Broons are known at all outside Sunday Post readers in scotland but check this out: http://www.alasdairmanson.org/misc/broons/ the rest of the scottish contingent might enjoy it! alasdair

  28. Started by alasdairm,

    i'm not sure if The Broons are known at all outside Sunday Post readers in scotland but check this out: http://www.alasdairmanson.org/misc/broons/ the rest of the scottish contingent might enjoy it! alasdair

  29. Started by alasdairm,

    i'm not sure if The Broons are known at all outside Sunday Post readers in scotland but check this out: http://www.alasdairmanson.org/misc/broons/ the rest of the scottish contingent might enjoy it! alasdair

  30. 1) Im [censored] on [censored] and so is beck! It was really nice 2 c ya again. You and elly and all the peeps r sound. Lets go east where the [censored] is on my planet u. 2)Aaarrrgghh i dont know what goin on im hot and shivering and i dont c the monkey and cant decide if fanta is good or bad and i want a fag u xxx

    • 26 replies
    • 361 views
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