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Quote from Yesterday's paper; "In Celebrity Big Brother, bookies are making rap star Goldie odds on favourite to be first evicted" Rap star? You [censored] useless bunch of over opinionated middle class cunts, you've got no [censored] clue, have you?

Quote from Yesterday's paper; "In Celebrity Big Brother, bookies are making rap star Goldie odds on favourite to be first evicted" Rap star? You [censored] useless bunch of over opinionated middle class cunts, you've got no [censored] clue, have you?

Pg71, top box. Oh [censored]........

Pg71, top box. Oh [censored]........

Pg71, top box. Oh [censored]........

but i dont actually know if half the people on here are male or female...does any one else think we should have those little symbols on the avitars?

but i dont actually know if half the people on here are male or female...does any one else think we should have those little symbols on the avitars?

but i dont actually know if half the people on here are male or female...does any one else think we should have those little symbols on the avitars?

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some > > bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman >that > > they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde >assures > > the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a > > regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the >pharmacist, > > "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do >you > > have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home >and > > get it." She returns with the container and hands it…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some > > bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman >that > > they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde >assures > > the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a > > regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the >pharmacist, > > "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do >you > > have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home >and > > get it." She returns with the container and hands it…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some > > bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman >that > > they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde >assures > > the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a > > regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the >pharmacist, > > "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do >you > > have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home >and > > get it." She returns with the container and hands it…

the women on this board look like absolute weapons on their little pictures ! Have you all just cut pictures out of magazines or do you really look like that !

the women on this board look like absolute weapons on their little pictures ! Have you all just cut pictures out of magazines or do you really look like that !

the women on this board look like absolute weapons on their little pictures ! Have you all just cut pictures out of magazines or do you really look like that !

On Friday I will reveal who the next potential ClubTheWorld couple are! Some of you may of noticed it, if you haven't then you've either not been on here on a regular basis or you've had your head stuck up your arse!

On Friday I will reveal who the next potential ClubTheWorld couple are! Some of you may of noticed it, if you haven't then you've either not been on here on a regular basis or you've had your head stuck up your arse!

On Friday I will reveal who the next potential ClubTheWorld couple are! Some of you may of noticed it, if you haven't then you've either not been on here on a regular basis or you've had your head stuck up your arse!

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTRO…

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTRO…

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTRO…

do you ever forget your meant to be doing a job at your end as well because the pleasure your receiving is just too good ?! My mind always wanders when the pleasure becomes too great !

do you ever forget your meant to be doing a job at your end as well because the pleasure your receiving is just too good ?! My mind always wanders when the pleasure becomes too great !

do you ever forget your meant to be doing a job at your end as well because the pleasure your receiving is just too good ?! My mind always wanders when the pleasure becomes too great !

URGENT - Check your PM's ......

URGENT - Check your PM's ......

URGENT - Check your PM's ......

Note: This is only awarded to sentences in THIS thread. I'll start ... i thought i'd knocked myself back a level last night when i ed my head real bad on the extractor fan but luckily I'm still here on the same level ! You're fired you here me ? FIRED ..... FIIIIIRRRREEEED

Note: This is only awarded to sentences in THIS thread. I'll start ... i thought i'd knocked myself back a level last night when i ed my head real bad on the extractor fan but luckily I'm still here on the same level ! You're fired you here me ? FIRED ..... FIIIIIRRRREEEED

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."