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A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well," she says, "God is both black and white." This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks... "Is Michael Jackson God?"

How's it going mate ? And hows the gorilla salad hanging in there ?

Hmmmmmm http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3697940.stm AlexV

meep meep im back ! lol

maria... lol after u huni!!!! remember the lawmower in the front room LOL!

tetris again for a while I have too much free time

As I'm in LA at the moment, I've seen a few movies that will be heading your way in the next couple of months and need to warn you of big screen disaster fast approaching the UK. Its called "The Sky Captian and The World of Tomorrow" staring Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie. Its possibly the worst movie I have ever seen in my life and warn you in advance not to waste money on this film. For those that are interested try the links below AlexV

Pretty impressive ! GO ROONEY GO ROONEY GO ! Will he be the next Sex Symbol ?

Did you get my text message? Can't work out how to use my new phone, it's not a nokia and that is disturbing me greatly

nice one

Is annoying

Following on from the Piercing thread, do you have any Tattoos ? If so, how many and where .. I have a tattoo on my right shoulder blade. Kinda wish I never got it done though. Want one just at the bottom of my back now. Just a small one though.

oo r ya ?

.. this time round ? Will the Global Warming bother bring us ICE-AGE-IMPACT ?

hello u gr8 massive dancing banana! u ok huni

soz missed ure msn'age t'otha nite - its all gone bit pete tong atm - will fill u in lata tho if ure good

who is your fav producer? mine would be Tarrentino & Baz Luerhman(sp)

Which countries have we all been to and which was your favourite of them all?? AlexV

Any luck ?

yummy

This is confusing !

and ate it it was crunchTASTIC

rather than having to neck pint after pint. would this be a good thing? I'd love getting pissed then

whats your fav snackaroonie? Mine would be cheese & bovril toasties, GTFRI

Did anyone see this programe last night? My god it cant be healthy & it looked awful

Article found here. So it was legal before then ?! Blimey ! f*cked up.

pro hunt demo!!!

Have a good one tonight you guys ! Am severly gutted we can't be there, would have been ace seeing you filthy lot this weekend Will have to plan something over the next coming weeks to come over ok. MASH UP MASH UP

QUOTE I have been banned from all B&Q stores for life ! This twat in orange dungarees came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking? So I got the first punch in. Bazz delivers the best jokes