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It gets nosed at! Doesn't it M ?

It gets nosed at! Doesn't it M ?

Whats the difference between light & hard? U can sleep with the light on! Whats grey and smells of curry? John Majors cock!

Whats the difference between light & hard? U can sleep with the light on! Whats grey and smells of curry? John Majors cock!

Whats the difference between light & hard? U can sleep with the light on! Whats grey and smells of curry? John Majors cock!

i think i over did it i never really considered myself a hardcore raver, but after last wkd (5 clubs in 2 cities) i might just reconsider this still - my head returned to normal working order about lunch time 2day and now all i have to do is sort out my acheing throat

i think i over did it i never really considered myself a hardcore raver, but after last wkd (5 clubs in 2 cities) i might just reconsider this still - my head returned to normal working order about lunch time 2day and now all i have to do is sort out my acheing throat

i think i over did it i never really considered myself a hardcore raver, but after last wkd (5 clubs in 2 cities) i might just reconsider this still - my head returned to normal working order about lunch time 2day and now all i have to do is sort out my acheing throat

I was at Progress @ Sofa Sofa in Walsall on sunday, and was a bit munted (had started the day at 4am at afterssential), and I saw this cute girl, standing on the balcony, so I wondered over and stood next to her. I was thinking about some tunes I like to hear, and noticed that the DJ's were up at the top of a column, and you couldn't get anywhere near them, like you can at afterSS, so you couldn't ask them if they had a tune. So, wanting to start a conversation with this girl, I turn around and say "You can't request tunes here, can you?". She just laughed. I skulked away. Then I realised that my question made me sound like some dumb 13yo at a school disco, wanting …

I was at Progress @ Sofa Sofa in Walsall on sunday, and was a bit munted (had started the day at 4am at afterssential), and I saw this cute girl, standing on the balcony, so I wondered over and stood next to her. I was thinking about some tunes I like to hear, and noticed that the DJ's were up at the top of a column, and you couldn't get anywhere near them, like you can at afterSS, so you couldn't ask them if they had a tune. So, wanting to start a conversation with this girl, I turn around and say "You can't request tunes here, can you?". She just laughed. I skulked away. Then I realised that my question made me sound like some dumb 13yo at a school disco, wanting …

I was at Progress @ Sofa Sofa in Walsall on sunday, and was a bit munted (had started the day at 4am at afterssential), and I saw this cute girl, standing on the balcony, so I wondered over and stood next to her. I was thinking about some tunes I like to hear, and noticed that the DJ's were up at the top of a column, and you couldn't get anywhere near them, like you can at afterSS, so you couldn't ask them if they had a tune. So, wanting to start a conversation with this girl, I turn around and say "You can't request tunes here, can you?". She just laughed. I skulked away. Then I realised that my question made me sound like some dumb 13yo at a school disco, wanting …

why wont the image come up on my sig?

why wont the image come up on my sig?

Is the best of all lagers and beers. And lots of it. Discuss ...

Is the best of all lagers and beers. And lots of it. Discuss ...

Is the best of all lagers and beers. And lots of it. Discuss ...

Can I have my bottom back please? i.e. the avatar?

Can I have my bottom back please? i.e. the avatar?

Can I have my bottom back please? i.e. the avatar?

>>Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they know that they >>are in love. One day they decide they want to get married, so Little >>Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. >> >>Little Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr.Smith, me and Susie >>are in love and I'm asking for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this >>was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Little Johnny, you are >>only 10. Where will you two live?" >> >>Without even taking a moment to think about it, Little Johnny replies. >>"In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can bo…

>>Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they know that they >>are in love. One day they decide they want to get married, so Little >>Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. >> >>Little Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr.Smith, me and Susie >>are in love and I'm asking for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this >>was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Little Johnny, you are >>only 10. Where will you two live?" >> >>Without even taking a moment to think about it, Little Johnny replies. >>"In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can bo…

>>Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they know that they >>are in love. One day they decide they want to get married, so Little >>Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. >> >>Little Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr.Smith, me and Susie >>are in love and I'm asking for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this >>was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Little Johnny, you are >>only 10. Where will you two live?" >> >>Without even taking a moment to think about it, Little Johnny replies. >>"In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can bo…

dj elemental is a slapper

dj elemental is a slapper

dj elemental is a slapper

ok, who's the best mobile phone provider? O2 is doin' me nut in atm, refuses to send any bloody text messages to anybody. And seeing as i've done my 12 month contract with em I think it's time to find a new and better provider, so any recommendations?

ok, who's the best mobile phone provider? O2 is doin' me nut in atm, refuses to send any bloody text messages to anybody. And seeing as i've done my 12 month contract with em I think it's time to find a new and better provider, so any recommendations?

ok, who's the best mobile phone provider? O2 is doin' me nut in atm, refuses to send any bloody text messages to anybody. And seeing as i've done my 12 month contract with em I think it's time to find a new and better provider, so any recommendations?

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Once upon a time there was a young porn star named james. He was strangely singing in the dark forest when he met loveable creamy, a run-away drag queen from the clinically insane Queen claire. james could see that creamy was hungry so he reached into his special area and give him his creamy meatballs. creamy was thankful for james' meatballs, so he told james a very funny story about Queen claires's daughter sarah pvc. How her mother, the clinically insane claire, kept her locked away in a asylum protected by a gigantic kinky goat, because sarah pvc was so hot. james farted. He vowed to loveable creamy the run-away drag queen that he would save the hot sarah pv…