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What superstar DJ have you gotta see? Scott Bond has got to be the Grand Finale for me

What superstar DJ have you gotta see? Scott Bond has got to be the Grand Finale for me

Sarah, I'm defo up for HWC and then Insomz next weekend, give us a shout to sort stuff out !! Anyone else up for a weekend of frivolities and madness !!

Sarah, I'm defo up for HWC and then Insomz next weekend, give us a shout to sort stuff out !! Anyone else up for a weekend of frivolities and madness !!

Sarah, I'm defo up for HWC and then Insomz next weekend, give us a shout to sort stuff out !! Anyone else up for a weekend of frivolities and madness !!

Which one would you live in? Id liked to have lived in medievil times - all those Knights on horses & jousting n stuff!

Which one would you live in? Id liked to have lived in medievil times - all those Knights on horses & jousting n stuff!

Which one would you live in? Id liked to have lived in medievil times - all those Knights on horses & jousting n stuff!

I have decided not to do the clubbing thing as I have been let down by people (who's birthdays I went to even though I couldn't afford it grrrr). Instead I am having.....wait for it.......a murder mystery down under party, an evening where me and 7 of my mates can dress up, get pissed, talk in dodgy aussie accents and accuse each other for several hours! I am not sure who I am going as yet but my man is Stavros Kebab the TV chef! Anybody ever been to one of these before?

I have decided not to do the clubbing thing as I have been let down by people (who's birthdays I went to even though I couldn't afford it grrrr). Instead I am having.....wait for it.......a murder mystery down under party, an evening where me and 7 of my mates can dress up, get pissed, talk in dodgy aussie accents and accuse each other for several hours! I am not sure who I am going as yet but my man is Stavros Kebab the TV chef! Anybody ever been to one of these before?

I have decided not to do the clubbing thing as I have been let down by people (who's birthdays I went to even though I couldn't afford it grrrr). Instead I am having.....wait for it.......a murder mystery down under party, an evening where me and 7 of my mates can dress up, get pissed, talk in dodgy aussie accents and accuse each other for several hours! I am not sure who I am going as yet but my man is Stavros Kebab the TV chef! Anybody ever been to one of these before?

Virus Warning !!! If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1800 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE …

Virus Warning !!! If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1800 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE …

Virus Warning !!! If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1800 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE …

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following >>reasons: >>I do physical labor. I [censored] at great depths. I plunge headfirst >>into >>everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I >>[censored] >>in >>a damp environment. I [censored] in a dark place that has poor >>ventilation. >>I >>[censored] in high temperatures. My [censored] exposes me to contagious >>diseases. >> >>Dear Penis, >>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have >>raised, >>the administration rejects …

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following >>reasons: >>I do physical labor. I [censored] at great depths. I plunge headfirst >>into >>everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I >>[censored] >>in >>a damp environment. I [censored] in a dark place that has poor >>ventilation. >>I >>[censored] in high temperatures. My [censored] exposes me to contagious >>diseases. >> >>Dear Penis, >>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have >>raised, >>the administration rejects …

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following >>reasons: >>I do physical labor. I [censored] at great depths. I plunge headfirst >>into >>everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I >>[censored] >>in >>a damp environment. I [censored] in a dark place that has poor >>ventilation. >>I >>[censored] in high temperatures. My [censored] exposes me to contagious >>diseases. >> >>Dear Penis, >>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have >>raised, >>the administration rejects …

James, where, when and how was the picture taken, I cant remember, please help, many thanks! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Members&image=DSC02409.JPG&img=&tt=

James, where, when and how was the picture taken, I cant remember, please help, many thanks! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Members&image=DSC02409.JPG&img=&tt=

James, where, when and how was the picture taken, I cant remember, please help, many thanks! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Members&image=DSC02409.JPG&img=&tt=

Once on holiday my brother came back to the room to find a girl between my legs and she was so into it that she didn't hear him and so I just quietly ushered him away and she didn't know a thing!! hehe Another time ages ago I was doing it on the sun loungers on the top deck of a cruise ship with a 14 yr old. Her dad caught us and threatened to throw me off the ship!!! His wife was drunk and said leave them alone and then we ran to my cabin. He couldn't keep up and didn't ava clue where my room was!!! He then went to reception and got them to put a call out - lol!!!

Once on holiday my brother came back to the room to find a girl between my legs and she was so into it that she didn't hear him and so I just quietly ushered him away and she didn't know a thing!! hehe Another time ages ago I was doing it on the sun loungers on the top deck of a cruise ship with a 14 yr old. Her dad caught us and threatened to throw me off the ship!!! His wife was drunk and said leave them alone and then we ran to my cabin. He couldn't keep up and didn't ava clue where my room was!!! He then went to reception and got them to put a call out - lol!!!

Once on holiday my brother came back to the room to find a girl between my legs and she was so into it that she didn't hear him and so I just quietly ushered him away and she didn't know a thing!! hehe Another time ages ago I was doing it on the sun loungers on the top deck of a cruise ship with a 14 yr old. Her dad caught us and threatened to throw me off the ship!!! His wife was drunk and said leave them alone and then we ran to my cabin. He couldn't keep up and didn't ava clue where my room was!!! He then went to reception and got them to put a call out - lol!!!

Regarding your problem of getting to NEC i believe James & Kev are in need of a lift if you are driving.

Regarding your problem of getting to NEC i believe James & Kev are in need of a lift if you are driving.

Regarding your problem of getting to NEC i believe James & Kev are in need of a lift if you are driving.

does anyone actually know whats happened to lisa in eastenders??? ive missed it this week and caught the end of last nite and was just wondering what phil has done this time.

does anyone actually know whats happened to lisa in eastenders??? ive missed it this week and caught the end of last nite and was just wondering what phil has done this time.

does anyone actually know whats happened to lisa in eastenders??? ive missed it this week and caught the end of last nite and was just wondering what phil has done this time.

I got pooed on as I walked to get my bus to uni today. It went all down my hat, my hoodie and my coat. Stoopid birds!