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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by James,

    Does involve an element of swearing. You need sound. http://www.diyjoe.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/simonswears.html

  2. Started by James,

    Does involve an element of swearing. You need sound. http://www.diyjoe.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/simonswears.html

  3. Started by James,

    Does involve an element of swearing. You need sound. http://www.diyjoe.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/simonswears.html

  4. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    click here

  5. Started by Evilhedfuk,

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  6. Started by Evilhedfuk,

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  7. Started by Wub Wub,

    I was in hysterics, Coogan is a genius!

    • 19 replies
    • 245 views
  8. Started by Wub Wub,

    I was in hysterics, Coogan is a genius!

    • 19 replies
    • 3k views
  9. Started by Wub Wub,

    I was in hysterics, Coogan is a genius!

    • 19 replies
    • 260 views
  10. Started by Andy B,

    "Nearly a clubber" .... I'm more ofa clubber than most!!! Why am I nearly a clubber??

    • 40 replies
    • 432 views
  11. Started by Andy B,

    "Nearly a clubber" .... I'm more ofa clubber than most!!! Why am I nearly a clubber??

    • 40 replies
    • 427 views
  12. Started by Wub Wub,

    Since Tidy Weekender and Tidy London, the amount of traffic/users/posts on this site has shot up loads. I think we've finally hit the big time boys and girls. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

    • 1 reply
    • 102 views
  13. Started by Wub Wub,

    Since Tidy Weekender and Tidy London, the amount of traffic/users/posts on this site has shot up loads. I think we've finally hit the big time boys and girls. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

    • 1 reply
    • 160 views
  14. Started by Wub Wub,

    Since Tidy Weekender and Tidy London, the amount of traffic/users/posts on this site has shot up loads. I think we've finally hit the big time boys and girls. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

    • 1 reply
    • 98 views
  15. Well just to name a few we have: boobs boobies melons knockers ok now lets see how many we can get. i've named 4 so far.

  16. Well just to name a few we have: boobs boobies melons knockers ok now lets see how many we can get. i've named 4 so far.

  17. Well just to name a few we have: boobs boobies melons knockers ok now lets see how many we can get. i've named 4 so far.

  18. Started by Claire DC,

    OMG, iv just got chinese "vegetable" spring rolls from chip shop and have eaten one and half before lookin inside to see what i think is meat.... havin been a veggie since i was 6, this is makin me feel very queasy

    • 64 replies
    • 619 views
  19. Started by Claire DC,

    OMG, iv just got chinese "vegetable" spring rolls from chip shop and have eaten one and half before lookin inside to see what i think is meat.... havin been a veggie since i was 6, this is makin me feel very queasy

    • 64 replies
    • 642 views
  20. Started by Claire DC,

    OMG, iv just got chinese "vegetable" spring rolls from chip shop and have eaten one and half before lookin inside to see what i think is meat.... havin been a veggie since i was 6, this is makin me feel very queasy

    • 64 replies
    • 645 views
  21. Started by Ohmydays,

    Theres a barmaid in the pub where me and my mates drink, who had always taken a fancy to one of my mates, anyway, after weeks of flirting they snogged eachother out side the pub, she told him to come back the next nite (last nite!) for sum more fun! Well , my mate was so jeered up for this he managed to obtain a viagra pill from sum dodgy bloke he works with. End of the nite comes, and my mate who had driven to the pub, takes this viagra and gets ready for his nite of fun! Hes a gas fitter, and had his [censored] van in the pub car park. He waits for her in the van, she gets in and says ' Your a gas man?? so i take it ur gonna service me?!?' B4 they leave s…

  22. Started by Ohmydays,

    Theres a barmaid in the pub where me and my mates drink, who had always taken a fancy to one of my mates, anyway, after weeks of flirting they snogged eachother out side the pub, she told him to come back the next nite (last nite!) for sum more fun! Well , my mate was so jeered up for this he managed to obtain a viagra pill from sum dodgy bloke he works with. End of the nite comes, and my mate who had driven to the pub, takes this viagra and gets ready for his nite of fun! Hes a gas fitter, and had his [censored] van in the pub car park. He waits for her in the van, she gets in and says ' Your a gas man?? so i take it ur gonna service me?!?' B4 they leave s…

  23. Started by Ohmydays,

    Theres a barmaid in the pub where me and my mates drink, who had always taken a fancy to one of my mates, anyway, after weeks of flirting they snogged eachother out side the pub, she told him to come back the next nite (last nite!) for sum more fun! Well , my mate was so jeered up for this he managed to obtain a viagra pill from sum dodgy bloke he works with. End of the nite comes, and my mate who had driven to the pub, takes this viagra and gets ready for his nite of fun! Hes a gas fitter, and had his [censored] van in the pub car park. He waits for her in the van, she gets in and says ' Your a gas man?? so i take it ur gonna service me?!?' B4 they leave s…

  24. Started by Geordie Becky,

    Now im officially a part of the club the world crew do i get one of those little name tag things? I think they r wkd!

    • 16 replies
    • 245 views
  25. Started by Geordie Becky,

    Now im officially a part of the club the world crew do i get one of those little name tag things? I think they r wkd!

    • 16 replies
    • 266 views
  26. Started by Geordie Becky,

    Now im officially a part of the club the world crew do i get one of those little name tag things? I think they r wkd!

  27. Started by Claire DC,

    on channel 4 now... is a language game show for learnin... i always find myself watchin this for some reason lol not a bad programme actually, full of cheese!!

    • 19 replies
    • 251 views
  28. Started by Claire DC,

    on channel 4 now... is a language game show for learnin... i always find myself watchin this for some reason lol not a bad programme actually, full of cheese!!

    • 19 replies
    • 246 views
  29. Started by Claire DC,

    on channel 4 now... is a language game show for learnin... i always find myself watchin this for some reason lol not a bad programme actually, full of cheese!!

    • 19 replies
    • 240 views
  30. Started by Scream,

    Well i guess this could of be posted in smut but it's not really smutty but more funny. That just a few. I thought you would find this amusing.

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