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Doing The Dishes Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to…

Doing The Dishes Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to…

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to…

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to…

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to…

>Imagine if all major retailers started making their > > > own condoms, keeping the same tagline............ > > > > > > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better > > > Tesco Condoms - every little helps > > > Nike Condoms - Just do it. > > > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. > > > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. > > > KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. > > > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. > > > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. > > > Abbey National condoms - because life is complica…

>Imagine if all major retailers started making their > > > own condoms, keeping the same tagline............ > > > > > > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better > > > Tesco Condoms - every little helps > > > Nike Condoms - Just do it. > > > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. > > > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. > > > KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. > > > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. > > > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. > > > Abbey National condoms - because life is complica…

>Imagine if all major retailers started making their > > > own condoms, keeping the same tagline............ > > > > > > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better > > > Tesco Condoms - every little helps > > > Nike Condoms - Just do it. > > > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. > > > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. > > > KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. > > > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. > > > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. > > > Abbey National condoms - because life is complica…

It looks like a CTW visit to Holland is on the cards for Jan - Are there any good hard house / hard trance clubs in Holland we can visit?

It looks like a CTW visit to Holland is on the cards for Jan - Are there any good hard house / hard trance clubs in Holland we can visit?

It looks like a CTW visit to Holland is on the cards for Jan - Are there any good hard house / hard trance clubs in Holland we can visit?

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What are they?

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CELEBRITY = REAL NAME Cher = Cerilyn Sarkisian Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone Shania Twain = Eileen Lange Meg Ryan = Margaret Mary Hyra Susan Sarandon = Abigail Tomalin Jackie Chan = Fong See Long Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes Kirk Douglas = Issur Danielovitch Anna Nicole Smith = Vickie Lynn Hogan Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison Whoopi Goldberg = Caryn Johnson Elle MacPherson = Eleanor Gow Ice-T = Tracy Morrow Woody Allen = Allen Stewart Konigsberg Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas Wynona Ryder = Wynona Horowitz Is it any wonder they changed their names for some of them??

CELEBRITY = REAL NAME Cher = Cerilyn Sarkisian Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone Shania Twain = Eileen Lange Meg Ryan = Margaret Mary Hyra Susan Sarandon = Abigail Tomalin Jackie Chan = Fong See Long Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes Kirk Douglas = Issur Danielovitch Anna Nicole Smith = Vickie Lynn Hogan Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison Whoopi Goldberg = Caryn Johnson Elle MacPherson = Eleanor Gow Ice-T = Tracy Morrow Woody Allen = Allen Stewart Konigsberg Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas Wynona Ryder = Wynona Horowitz Is it any wonder they changed their names for some of them??

I'm actually going back now to my flat at the lovely hr of 5:10 am so that I av half a chance of getting two essays which need to be tomorrow and I still av a head ache from the weekend!!!! I'm the CTW Joker ... lol!!!!

I'm actually going back now to my flat at the lovely hr of 5:10 am so that I av half a chance of getting two essays which need to be tomorrow and I still av a head ache from the weekend!!!! I'm the CTW Joker ... lol!!!!

I'm actually going back now to my flat at the lovely hr of 5:10 am so that I av half a chance of getting two essays which need to be tomorrow and I still av a head ache from the weekend!!!! I'm the CTW Joker ... lol!!!!

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