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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. A big random hand all you random forumers to our random word of the random week : RANDOM

    • 11 replies
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  2. Started by ElsxBells,

    Follow the link.... http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=50708&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 Let me know asap so I can sort out everyone on the guestlist!!!!! Ellyxxxxxxxxx

  3. Started by ElsxBells,

    Follow the link.... http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=50708&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 Let me know asap so I can sort out everyone on the guestlist!!!!! Ellyxxxxxxxxx

  4. Started by ElsxBells,

    Follow the link.... http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=50708&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 Let me know asap so I can sort out everyone on the guestlist!!!!! Ellyxxxxxxxxx

  5. Started by James,

    > Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, > > and loves to charge around > > the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and > > getting up to > > maximum speed on the long corridors. > > Because she and her fellow residents are one > > sandwich short of a > > picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the > > males actually join in. > > One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a > > door opened and > > Bonkers Barry stepped out of his room with his arm > > outstretched. > > "STOP!!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a > > license for t…

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  6. Started by James,

    > Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, > > and loves to charge around > > the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and > > getting up to > > maximum speed on the long corridors. > > Because she and her fellow residents are one > > sandwich short of a > > picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the > > males actually join in. > > One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a > > door opened and > > Bonkers Barry stepped out of his room with his arm > > outstretched. > > "STOP!!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a > > license for t…

    • 0 replies
    • 104 views
  7. Started by James,

    > Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, > > and loves to charge around > > the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and > > getting up to > > maximum speed on the long corridors. > > Because she and her fellow residents are one > > sandwich short of a > > picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the > > males actually join in. > > One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a > > door opened and > > Bonkers Barry stepped out of his room with his arm > > outstretched. > > "STOP!!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a > > license for t…

    • 0 replies
    • 75 views
  8. Started by James,

    Are dead fish / skeltons the only thing you can mix ?

  9. Started by James,

    Are dead fish / skeltons the only thing you can mix ?

  10. Started by James,

    Are dead fish / skeltons the only thing you can mix ?

  11. Started by Saffy,

    Bored this morning I went on Yahoo chat ... nosed around and found a room called Erotic-Hypnosis ... Grinning away to myself I accepted a PM from someone who wanted to hypnotise me ... Going along with it .. I counted back from 100 and was supposed to feel a WAVE come over me .. OK .. the wave whoooooshed over me .. ( well that's what I said ) .. The dirty git only wanted me to tell him all my sexual fantasies .. and wanted me to give myself to him so he could be my online guide and teach me sexual stuff .. Ok .. stop laughing I then looked at his profile .. and [censored] ME .. was he dog ugly ... I went .. quick ...

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  12. Started by Saffy,

    Bored this morning I went on Yahoo chat ... nosed around and found a room called Erotic-Hypnosis ... Grinning away to myself I accepted a PM from someone who wanted to hypnotise me ... Going along with it .. I counted back from 100 and was supposed to feel a WAVE come over me .. OK .. the wave whoooooshed over me .. ( well that's what I said ) .. The dirty git only wanted me to tell him all my sexual fantasies .. and wanted me to give myself to him so he could be my online guide and teach me sexual stuff .. Ok .. stop laughing I then looked at his profile .. and [censored] ME .. was he dog ugly ... I went .. quick ...

    • 8 replies
    • 308 views
  13. Started by Saffy,

    Bored this morning I went on Yahoo chat ... nosed around and found a room called Erotic-Hypnosis ... Grinning away to myself I accepted a PM from someone who wanted to hypnotise me ... Going along with it .. I counted back from 100 and was supposed to feel a WAVE come over me .. OK .. the wave whoooooshed over me .. ( well that's what I said ) .. The dirty git only wanted me to tell him all my sexual fantasies .. and wanted me to give myself to him so he could be my online guide and teach me sexual stuff .. Ok .. stop laughing I then looked at his profile .. and [censored] ME .. was he dog ugly ... I went .. quick ...

    • 8 replies
    • 138 views
  14. Started by Teska,

    Call me selfish, but I’d LOVE to meet so many members on this forum (all of you with wild, crazy, fun energies that I miss from home…. SarahPVC, James, Tara, ClaireDC, Creamy C (the great antagonizer ), FtB, BigE, BunnyK, EllsBells, Wub, Sophie, Ed--I’ll see U on Saturday!)… the list is endless)… I’ll be in London on November 8th, so any of you in the London area on Friday must come to UrbanTorque at Heaven (see event suggestions)!! It would be fabulous to meet up with you and party! Besides, once we’ve met each other in London, you’ll have more of a reason to come clubbing (+a place to stay) in Holland & I’ll have more of a reason to return! Hope to se…

  15. Started by Teska,

    Call me selfish, but I’d LOVE to meet so many members on this forum (all of you with wild, crazy, fun energies that I miss from home…. SarahPVC, James, Tara, ClaireDC, Creamy C (the great antagonizer ), FtB, BigE, BunnyK, EllsBells, Wub, Sophie, Ed--I’ll see U on Saturday!)… the list is endless)… I’ll be in London on November 8th, so any of you in the London area on Friday must come to UrbanTorque at Heaven (see event suggestions)!! It would be fabulous to meet up with you and party! Besides, once we’ve met each other in London, you’ll have more of a reason to come clubbing (+a place to stay) in Holland & I’ll have more of a reason to return! Hope to se…

  16. Started by Teska,

    Call me selfish, but I’d LOVE to meet so many members on this forum (all of you with wild, crazy, fun energies that I miss from home…. SarahPVC, James, Tara, ClaireDC, Creamy C (the great antagonizer ), FtB, BigE, BunnyK, EllsBells, Wub, Sophie, Ed--I’ll see U on Saturday!)… the list is endless)… I’ll be in London on November 8th, so any of you in the London area on Friday must come to UrbanTorque at Heaven (see event suggestions)!! It would be fabulous to meet up with you and party! Besides, once we’ve met each other in London, you’ll have more of a reason to come clubbing (+a place to stay) in Holland & I’ll have more of a reason to return! Hope to se…

  17. Started by Wub Wub,

    One more mention of Craig David, and you'll find yourself subject to a 24hr ban, understood? Have a nice day

  18. Started by Wub Wub,

    One more mention of Craig David, and you'll find yourself subject to a 24hr ban, understood? Have a nice day

  19. Started by Wub Wub,

    One more mention of Craig David, and you'll find yourself subject to a 24hr ban, understood? Have a nice day

  20. Started by James,

    mmmnnn... nice ! All, The Virus creators have been at [censored] again, and have created a new extremely potent Virus named ‘Roron’ Unlike the last few Virus’ that spread rapidly causing disruption to systems, downtime and a lot of man power to remove, this Virus DOES have a destructive payload, destroying data on hard drives, network shares and attempting to disable any virus protection software that may be installed. The Virus itself has many ways of infecting computer systems, it’s main forms of transport are: · Email notes as attachments - Which may appear to have come from a friend or family · Network Shares - Such as local folders sh…

  21. Started by James,

    mmmnnn... nice ! All, The Virus creators have been at [censored] again, and have created a new extremely potent Virus named ‘Roron’ Unlike the last few Virus’ that spread rapidly causing disruption to systems, downtime and a lot of man power to remove, this Virus DOES have a destructive payload, destroying data on hard drives, network shares and attempting to disable any virus protection software that may be installed. The Virus itself has many ways of infecting computer systems, it’s main forms of transport are: · Email notes as attachments - Which may appear to have come from a friend or family · Network Shares - Such as local folders sh…

  22. Started by James,

    mmmnnn... nice ! All, The Virus creators have been at [censored] again, and have created a new extremely potent Virus named ‘Roron’ Unlike the last few Virus’ that spread rapidly causing disruption to systems, downtime and a lot of man power to remove, this Virus DOES have a destructive payload, destroying data on hard drives, network shares and attempting to disable any virus protection software that may be installed. The Virus itself has many ways of infecting computer systems, it’s main forms of transport are: · Email notes as attachments - Which may appear to have come from a friend or family · Network Shares - Such as local folders sh…

  23. Well come on then, who has had someone fall asleep on them or have fallen asleep on someone. i know someone that has, lol!! Luckily i have had neither!! Cus i'm a fuckin secx machine!!

  24. Well come on then, who has had someone fall asleep on them or have fallen asleep on someone. i know someone that has, lol!! Luckily i have had neither!! Cus i'm a fuckin secx machine!!

  25. Well come on then, who has had someone fall asleep on them or have fallen asleep on someone. i know someone that has, lol!! Luckily i have had neither!! Cus i'm a fuckin secx machine!!

  26. Started by CreamyC,

    Permission Requested, Application Recieved, ACCESS DENIED!

    • 5 replies
    • 176 views
  27. Started by Claire DC,

    Well what do u think??

    • 11 replies
    • 172 views
  28. Started by Claire DC,

    Well what do u think??

    • 11 replies
    • 263 views
  29. Started by Claire DC,

    Well what do u think??

    • 11 replies
    • 158 views
  30. Pathetic !!

    • 6 replies
    • 123 views
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