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Your signature isn't actually part of your post, it is just refered to in the post, I just changed my signature, and it affected all my posts

Your signature isn't actually part of your post, it is just refered to in the post, I just changed my signature, and it affected all my posts

Ok here is a write up of what i was tryin to tell the girlies Courtesy of company again hehe Whats the problem You may have heard of kegel excersises - those muscle - clenching moments which tighten your vagina to a springy little coil and which alledgedly lead to great sex. Most of us, however have no idea where they are and if we do we have no idea what to do with them. Which is a shame, because getting them working can turn you into the kind of girl who could shoot ping-pong balls across bars, if you like that sort of thing. How to get there The PC muscles are located by squeezing the way you would if you were trying to halt a wee mid-flow. If you squee…

This one goes to show never underestimate the minds of kids! > > This tale comes from a Catholic elementary school. At the head table > in the cafeteria, one of the nuns had placed a big bowl of bright red, > fresh, > juicy apples. > > Beside the bowl, she placed a note which read, "Take only one. > Remember, God is watching." > At the other end of the table was a plate of freshly baked chocolate > chip cookies, still warm from the oven. Beside the bowl, a little note > scrawled in a child's handwriting read, "Take all you want, God's watching > the > apples." >

This one goes to show never underestimate the minds of kids! > > This tale comes from a Catholic elementary school. At the head table > in the cafeteria, one of the nuns had placed a big bowl of bright red, > fresh, > juicy apples. > > Beside the bowl, she placed a note which read, "Take only one. > Remember, God is watching." > At the other end of the table was a plate of freshly baked chocolate > chip cookies, still warm from the oven. Beside the bowl, a little note > scrawled in a child's handwriting read, "Take all you want, God's watching > the > apples." >

This one goes to show never underestimate the minds of kids! > > This tale comes from a Catholic elementary school. At the head table > in the cafeteria, one of the nuns had placed a big bowl of bright red, > fresh, > juicy apples. > > Beside the bowl, she placed a note which read, "Take only one. > Remember, God is watching." > At the other end of the table was a plate of freshly baked chocolate > chip cookies, still warm from the oven. Beside the bowl, a little note > scrawled in a child's handwriting read, "Take all you want, God's watching > the > apples." >

As some of your stupid names do not denote, please inform me of your sex so I know! James is decieving, she has a blokes name, please leave your name and sex here ---> CreamyC - MALE

As some of your stupid names do not denote, please inform me of your sex so I know! James is decieving, she has a blokes name, please leave your name and sex here ---> CreamyC - MALE

As some of your stupid names do not denote, please inform me of your sex so I know! James is decieving, she has a blokes name, please leave your name and sex here ---> CreamyC - MALE

HI KIDS, IVE BEEN HAVING A CHAT WITH MY MATE CILLA, AND WE RECKON THAT CTW NEEDS MORE SEX. so any singletons out there wanting to find lurve leave your name, and a short 'blind date style' message about why you should be picked. cilla will be logging in shortly to make her matches...she sends a ''lora lora luck''

HI KIDS, IVE BEEN HAVING A CHAT WITH MY MATE CILLA, AND WE RECKON THAT CTW NEEDS MORE SEX. so any singletons out there wanting to find lurve leave your name, and a short 'blind date style' message about why you should be picked. cilla will be logging in shortly to make her matches...she sends a ''lora lora luck''

HI KIDS, IVE BEEN HAVING A CHAT WITH MY MATE CILLA, AND WE RECKON THAT CTW NEEDS MORE SEX. so any singletons out there wanting to find lurve leave your name, and a short 'blind date style' message about why you should be picked. cilla will be logging in shortly to make her matches...she sends a ''lora lora luck''

Quality joke for ya!! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realised that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he …

Quality joke for ya!! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realised that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he …

Quality joke for ya!! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realised that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he …

Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings. Can't get up in the morning? A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep. Let me guess, some fwitt is gonna reply with a !

Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings. Can't get up in the morning? A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep. Let me guess, some fwitt is gonna reply with a !

Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings. Can't get up in the morning? A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep. Let me guess, some fwitt is gonna reply with a !

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Why would you want to look at a picture of my arse? Weirdo.

Why would you want to look at a picture of my arse? Weirdo.

Why would you want to look at a picture of my arse? Weirdo.

Sorry I havent been on the site till today ive been up in Nottingham visiting a freind, checking out the club scene and spreading the word about clubtheworld.uk!!! Had a cool time but im a bit run down now, my own fault i know! Had an idea of getting simple flyers done about clubtheworld and putting them around Liverpool, just looking at prices first though. Im pretty good at art and design too so ill make a few designs and send attachments by email to those interested and we could come to a desicion on the best one? Good/bad idea? let me know. cheers ---> Beaker

I'm in two minds whether or not to get one off my bird for xmas. From what I've seen, the games look pretty amazing, even if they are 45 smackers a pop. I also want a DVD player, so by getting one as a present, I'd be killing two birds with one stone. Lad's / Ladies - Can you recommend it, or is it not worth it ?

it's in the offical reviews section. Enjoy