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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by DuDu,

    It is time for me to retire gracefully from clubbing & all that it entails. I want walk a different path & I can't start that journey while I'm doing what I'm doing. I'm 32 next birthday & have recently shocked myself cause I have decided I want children!! Believe me - No one is more supprised than I am! So, it's time for me to settle down - Yes it's gona be a bit difficult cause I aint got a partner. But I'm gona start working on that! I'm not saying I'll never go clubbing again, I just have different priorities now. My goals have changed. I have had some absoloutly FANTASTIC nights/days/afternoons/evenings with some of you. …

    • 19 replies
    • 301 views
  2. Started by James,

    Sorry it took so bloody long hun - I kept forgetting !!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/ImageFolio3/gallery/Members/Avatars/Bunnykins_Avatar.jpg

  3. Started by James,

    Sorry it took so bloody long hun - I kept forgetting !!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/ImageFolio3/gallery/Members/Avatars/Bunnykins_Avatar.jpg

    • 7 replies
    • 5.8k views
  4. Started by James,

    Sorry it took so bloody long hun - I kept forgetting !!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/ImageFolio3/gallery/Members/Avatars/Bunnykins_Avatar.jpg

  5. Started by TomD,

    Want to join? It's the new sensation that's sweeping across the nation.

  6. Started by TomD,

    Want to join? It's the new sensation that's sweeping across the nation.

  7. Started by TomD,

    Want to join? It's the new sensation that's sweeping across the nation.

  8. Started by Majikman,

    the clubbers’ prayer "our scene which art in heaven hallowed be thy game thy deejays come thy will be done on dancefloors as it is in heaven give us this day our daily house music and forgive our over indulgence as we forgive those who over indulge with us lead us not into conformity but deliver us from blandness for thine has the decks and the tunes and the glory forever and ever a-mental" This is our church...Clubbing is our religion Peace

  9. Started by Majikman,

    the clubbers’ prayer "our scene which art in heaven hallowed be thy game thy deejays come thy will be done on dancefloors as it is in heaven give us this day our daily house music and forgive our over indulgence as we forgive those who over indulge with us lead us not into conformity but deliver us from blandness for thine has the decks and the tunes and the glory forever and ever a-mental" This is our church...Clubbing is our religion Peace

  10. Started by Majikman,

    the clubbers’ prayer "our scene which art in heaven hallowed be thy game thy deejays come thy will be done on dancefloors as it is in heaven give us this day our daily house music and forgive our over indulgence as we forgive those who over indulge with us lead us not into conformity but deliver us from blandness for thine has the decks and the tunes and the glory forever and ever a-mental" This is our church...Clubbing is our religion Peace

  11. Started by James,

    you login is now 'Smurf' and not 'smurfinator'

    • 0 replies
    • 68 views
  12. Started by James,

    you login is now 'Smurf' and not 'smurfinator'

    • 0 replies
    • 76 views
  13. Started by James,

    you login is now 'Smurf' and not 'smurfinator'

    • 0 replies
    • 80 views
  14. Started by Wub Wub,

    HEAVYWEIGHT BREAKFAST CEREAL SHOWDOWN James Vs. Oddball

    • 1 reply
    • 108 views
  15. Started by Wub Wub,

    HEAVYWEIGHT BREAKFAST CEREAL SHOWDOWN James Vs. Oddball

    • 1 reply
    • 3.3k views
  16. Started by Wub Wub,

    HEAVYWEIGHT BREAKFAST CEREAL SHOWDOWN James Vs. Oddball

  17. Started by James,

    As if stacking my new motor was enough to bump up my insurance - just got a f*cking speeding notification / fine / points through the post for doing a poxy 42 in a 30 !! FOR FUCKS SAKE Yet ANOTHER reason to leave this bloody country ... Who's coming to live in Thailand with me ???????

    • 13 replies
    • 188 views
  18. Started by James,

    As if stacking my new motor was enough to bump up my insurance - just got a f*cking speeding notification / fine / points through the post for doing a poxy 42 in a 30 !! FOR FUCKS SAKE Yet ANOTHER reason to leave this bloody country ... Who's coming to live in Thailand with me ???????

    • 13 replies
    • 1.4k views
  19. Started by James,

    As if stacking my new motor was enough to bump up my insurance - just got a f*cking speeding notification / fine / points through the post for doing a poxy 42 in a 30 !! FOR FUCKS SAKE Yet ANOTHER reason to leave this bloody country ... Who's coming to live in Thailand with me ???????

    • 13 replies
    • 181 views
  20. Started by Saffy,

    You lot are really a good looking crew ... I'm going! lol ((hugs)) ....

    • 0 replies
    • 79 views
  21. Started by Saffy,

    You lot are really a good looking crew ... I'm going! lol ((hugs)) ....

    • 0 replies
    • 96 views
  22. Started by Saffy,

    You lot are really a good looking crew ... I'm going! lol ((hugs)) ....

    • 0 replies
    • 94 views
  23. Started by CreamyC,

    CreamyC Worldwide UK Productions Films Ltd PLC are proud to announce the return of Creamy Does Dallas 2! Good news for ClubTheWorlders is that most people have parts to play in this new film which will be revealed shortly, as yet the second film is yet to be named as there was a block on the original name by the 'Womens Rights' now known as 'Animal Rights' apparently for its sexist title but just to piss them off it was going to be called 'Ultimate Birdage'. Following on the first box office trash and scrapings of around £125.98p none of the original characters will be in it, instead ClubTheWorlders have parts to play. The latest parts now confirmed are as follows, more w…

    • 37 replies
    • 599 views
  24. @CreamyC Worldwide UK Productions Films Ltd PLC are proud to announce the return of Creamy Does Dallas 2! Good news for ClubTheWorlders is that most people have parts to play in this new film which will be revealed shortly, as yet the second film is yet to be named as there was a block on the original name by the 'Womens Rights' now known as 'Animal Rights' apparently for its sexist title but just to piss them off it was going to be called 'Ultimate Birdage'. Following on the first box office trash and scrapings of around £125.98p none of the original characters will be in it, instead ClubTheWorlders have parts to play. The latest parts now confirmed are as follows, more …

    • 37 replies
    • 687 views
  25. Started by CreamyC,

    CreamyC Worldwide UK Productions Films Ltd PLC are proud to announce the return of Creamy Does Dallas 2! Good news for ClubTheWorlders is that most people have parts to play in this new film which will be revealed shortly, as yet the second film is yet to be named as there was a block on the original name by the 'Womens Rights' now known as 'Animal Rights' apparently for its sexist title but just to piss them off it was going to be called 'Ultimate Birdage'. Following on the first box office trash and scrapings of around £125.98p none of the original characters will be in it, instead ClubTheWorlders have parts to play. The latest parts now confirmed are as follows, more w…

    • 37 replies
    • 625 views
  26. Started by James,

    Hiya HUN !!!!!!!!

    • 20 replies
    • 308 views
  27. Started by CreamyC,

    In the early hours of this morning at approximately 1.30am Bastard Moderator of ClubTheWorld.uk died! He was due to be making a comeback onto the site after suffering from a mental illness and had just fully recovered from whats known as the 'Bastard Syndrome' when his head exploded all over the site! Unfortunately the site had to be suspended while we cleared the mess, finding bits of his elbow, toe and finger nail scattered around Random Chat where he had just started to post, we managed to save some of his post which he had started which stated: "Hi everyone, sorry I haven't been around for a while, been a bit busy and stressed lately but I feel better now ...."…

    • 15 replies
    • 256 views
  28. Started by CreamyC,

    In the early hours of this morning at approximately 1.30am Bastard Moderator of ClubTheWorld.uk died! He was due to be making a comeback onto the site after suffering from a mental illness and had just fully recovered from whats known as the 'Bastard Syndrome' when his head exploded all over the site! Unfortunately the site had to be suspended while we cleared the mess, finding bits of his elbow, toe and finger nail scattered around Random Chat where he had just started to post, we managed to save some of his post which he had started which stated: "Hi everyone, sorry I haven't been around for a while, been a bit busy and stressed lately but I feel better now ...."…

    • 15 replies
    • 281 views
  29. Started by CreamyC,

    In the early hours of this morning at approximately 1.30am Bastard Moderator of ClubTheWorld.uk died! He was due to be making a comeback onto the site after suffering from a mental illness and had just fully recovered from whats known as the 'Bastard Syndrome' when his head exploded all over the site! Unfortunately the site had to be suspended while we cleared the mess, finding bits of his elbow, toe and finger nail scattered around Random Chat where he had just started to post, we managed to save some of his post which he had started which stated: "Hi everyone, sorry I haven't been around for a while, been a bit busy and stressed lately but I feel better now ...."…

    • 15 replies
    • 251 views
  30. Started by James,

    If you want a custom title PM me it or reply to this topic and myself or Sarah will set it up for ya !

    • 4 replies
    • 144 views
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