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Would you eat a spoonful of dog turd if someone paid you £10,000? I wouldn't.

Would you eat a spoonful of dog turd if someone paid you £10,000? I wouldn't.

Basically, all the single peeps off the board get together round someones house. They all get battered, whack on a mix CD, then hump each other like crazy. You must swap partners every ten minutes - that way no-one will hog ClaireDC. Hopefully, the chemicals will keep it going for longer, and people can try and come at the time the songs go into breakdowns.

Basically, all the single peeps off the board get together round someones house. They all get battered, whack on a mix CD, then hump each other like crazy. You must swap partners every ten minutes - that way no-one will hog ClaireDC. Hopefully, the chemicals will keep it going for longer, and people can try and come at the time the songs go into breakdowns.

Basically, all the single peeps off the board get together round someones house. They all get battered, whack on a mix CD, then hump each other like crazy. You must swap partners every ten minutes - that way no-one will hog ClaireDC. Hopefully, the chemicals will keep it going for longer, and people can try and come at the time the songs go into breakdowns.

I have a bit of a fetish for this ... I'm I alone?

I have a bit of a fetish for this ... I'm I alone?

I have a bit of a fetish for this ... I'm I alone?

Hello everyone, long time no speak. thought I'd make an appearance and make sure everyone is ok. What's the craic then?? whats happening this weekend? lots o luv neil

Hello everyone, long time no speak. thought I'd make an appearance and make sure everyone is ok. What's the craic then?? whats happening this weekend? lots o luv neil

Hello everyone, long time no speak. thought I'd make an appearance and make sure everyone is ok. What's the craic then?? whats happening this weekend? lots o luv neil

Bunnykins - "Nice one brother - I said nice one !!!" Big E - "I said godddammmnn!" Please add to the list !

Bunnykins - "Nice one brother - I said nice one !!!" Big E - "I said godddammmnn!" Please add to the list !

Bunnykins - "Nice one brother - I said nice one !!!" Big E - "I said godddammmnn!" Please add to the list !

cant live with em, cant live w/o em

cant live with em, cant live w/o em

cant live with em, cant live w/o em

Hmm,it seems that whenever I turn my back on this board,and come back on there always seems to be a [censored] load of newbie's scuttiling about. So,presuming I can get the heap of [censored] thats my car to nottingham next month,instead of going through the tired old routine of,where you from,whats your name bollox,I suggest you post three irrelevent facts about yourself on here. Not only will this mean Im more likely to remember anything fascinating,it may also well provide me,(and probably creamy)with some serious piss taking material If I eventually get to meet you. Ill start. 1) I can wiggle my ears 2) I can't stomach butter or margerine 3) Ive had mal…

Hmm,it seems that whenever I turn my back on this board,and come back on there always seems to be a [censored] load of newbie's scuttiling about. So,presuming I can get the heap of [censored] thats my car to nottingham next month,instead of going through the tired old routine of,where you from,whats your name bollox,I suggest you post three irrelevent facts about yourself on here. Not only will this mean Im more likely to remember anything fascinating,it may also well provide me,(and probably creamy)with some serious piss taking material If I eventually get to meet you. Ill start. 1) I can wiggle my ears 2) I can't stomach butter or margerine 3) Ive had mal…

Hmm,it seems that whenever I turn my back on this board,and come back on there always seems to be a [censored] load of newbie's scuttiling about. So,presuming I can get the heap of [censored] thats my car to nottingham next month,instead of going through the tired old routine of,where you from,whats your name bollox,I suggest you post three irrelevent facts about yourself on here. Not only will this mean Im more likely to remember anything fascinating,it may also well provide me,(and probably creamy)with some serious piss taking material If I eventually get to meet you. Ill start. 1) I can wiggle my ears 2) I can't stomach butter or margerine 3) Ive had mal…

Anyone here able to do the old pork sword swallowing trick to perfection?

Anyone here able to do the old pork sword swallowing trick to perfection?

Anyone here able to do the old pork sword swallowing trick to perfection?

it crashes 1nce a night w/o fail and always on CTW

it crashes 1nce a night w/o fail and always on CTW

it crashes 1nce a night w/o fail and always on CTW

I've just recieved an email from Don Diablo, personally replying to a comment I left only last night about his website. Weird (www.dondiablo.com)

I've just recieved an email from Don Diablo, personally replying to a comment I left only last night about his website. Weird (www.dondiablo.com)

I've just recieved an email from Don Diablo, personally replying to a comment I left only last night about his website. Weird (www.dondiablo.com)

Weird things you were confused by when you were younger. I used to get taken to church every week and they would say what I thought was: Priest: "This is the word of the Lord." Response: "Thanks, Peter God". So I was always wondering who this Peter God guy was. (read it back aloud to yourself if you don't get it) What did you used to say? Weird [censored] and all that.