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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough …

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough …

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough …

ys the word [censored] sencered?!? erm i meen the word \/\/ork ok - it is kinda a sware word but still its rather batheling 4 a simple gemini

ys the word [censored] sencered?!? erm i meen the word \/\/ork ok - it is kinda a sware word but still its rather batheling 4 a simple gemini

ys the word [censored] sencered?!? erm i meen the word \/\/ork ok - it is kinda a sware word but still its rather batheling 4 a simple gemini

Attached ! Let me know what yours is - I am "Fat Boy" apparently !

Attached ! Let me know what yours is - I am "Fat Boy" apparently !

Attached ! Let me know what yours is - I am "Fat Boy" apparently !

Why didn't you post that picture of me with my arse out over Sarah's head?

Why didn't you post that picture of me with my arse out over Sarah's head?

Why didn't you post that picture of me with my arse out over Sarah's head?

Please would you fill out the "minger or not?" questionnaire before participating to proceed with your application as a newbie! Unfortunately people like Lia B slip through our system and we cannot be having this happen again! Many thanks for your help! ClubTheMinger Admin!

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Please would you fill out the "minger or not?" questionnaire before participating to proceed with your application as a newbie! Unfortunately people like Lia B slip through our system and we cannot be having this happen again! Many thanks for your help! ClubTheMinger Admin!

I need ideas to try-harder. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllp!!!!!!!!!!!

I need ideas to try-harder. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllp!!!!!!!!!!!

I need ideas to try-harder. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllp!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer of 2000...livin it up in SF!! Hence, the memories come forward...thanks! hottest word of the year? STOKED!! Is RubySkies still open? I know 1015 Folsum and the End must be still open, right? Have you ever been to any Spundae parties....quality parties EVERYTIME!! PVD is going to be in SF in December! My best girl lives there, I MUST return someday soon!!

Summer of 2000...livin it up in SF!! Hence, the memories come forward...thanks! hottest word of the year? STOKED!! Is RubySkies still open? I know 1015 Folsum and the End must be still open, right? Have you ever been to any Spundae parties....quality parties EVERYTIME!! PVD is going to be in SF in December! My best girl lives there, I MUST return someday soon!!

Summer of 2000...livin it up in SF!! Hence, the memories come forward...thanks! hottest word of the year? STOKED!! Is RubySkies still open? I know 1015 Folsum and the End must be still open, right? Have you ever been to any Spundae parties....quality parties EVERYTIME!! PVD is going to be in SF in December! My best girl lives there, I MUST return someday soon!!

Current Standings in CreamyC top ten people! Last Monday each person in my top ten were given 50 points absolutely free to start off with, I will then look at each individual carefully each week and minus or plus points on their scale depending on what I think of them! @Wub Wub - Lose 20 points for no apparent reason @James - You lose 10 points for you failure to turn up on time and Tidy @FredTheBaddie - Lose 5 points for failing to snatch any birds in the last two weeks! @TidyTraxGrant (TidyCheeseGrunt) - GAIN 10 points for not recommending cheese in the last 24 hours @CreamyC - Lose 15 points for refusal 2, it will no longer be accep…

Current Standings in CreamyC top ten people! Last Monday each person in my top ten were given 50 points absolutely free to start off with, I will then look at each individual carefully each week and minus or plus points on their scale depending on what I think of them! 1. wub_wub - Lose 20 points for no apparent reason 2. James - You lose 10 points for you failure to turn up on time and Tidy 3. FredTheBaddie - Lose 5 points for failing to snatch any birds in the last two weeks! 4. TidyCheeseGrunt - GAIN 10 points for not recommending cheese in the last 24 hours 5. CreamyC - Lose 15 points for refusal …

Australian bricklayer report Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure....... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alon…

Australian bricklayer report Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure....... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alon…

Australian bricklayer report Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure....... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alon…

The gentleman doth protest too much

The gentleman doth protest too much

The gentleman doth protest too much

I had totally forgot about that cartoon. I remember when me sarah, wub and ells first saw it. We were all cringing at it. lol. But it was damn funny!!