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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by DuDu,

    I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

    • 10 replies
    • 1.3k views
  2. Started by DuDu,

    I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

  3. Started by DJ Elemental,

    There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

    • 13 replies
    • 218 views
  4. Started by DJ Elemental,

    There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

    • 13 replies
    • 203 views
  5. Started by DJ Elemental,

    There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

    • 13 replies
    • 245 views
  6. Started by big_ee69,

    What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

  7. Started by big_ee69,

    What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

  8. Started by big_ee69,

    What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

  9. Started by TidyTraxGrant,

    > > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

  10. Started by TidyTraxGrant,

    > > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

  11. Started by TidyTraxGrant,

    > > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

  12. I may well be coming down, ESPECIALLY if there is some hu-ahge night on.... Help convince me I could maybe make something on the saturday....(19th) Thanks, sig

    • 4 replies
    • 184 views
  13. I may well be coming down, ESPECIALLY if there is some hu-ahge night on.... Help convince me I could maybe make something on the saturday....(19th) Thanks, sig

    • 4 replies
    • 133 views
  14. Started by SarahPVC,

    Ive got to do the R U ON IT questionaire for Tidy.com at Frantic & have to think of a question to ask everyone! Any ideas? The last one was whats the tastiest thing in Godskitchen......? The more random /smutty it is the better!

    • 18 replies
    • 447 views
  15. Started by SarahPVC,

    Ive got to do the R U ON IT questionaire for Tidy.com at Frantic & have to think of a question to ask everyone! Any ideas? The last one was whats the tastiest thing in Godskitchen......? The more random /smutty it is the better!

    • 18 replies
    • 403 views
  16. Started by SarahPVC,

    Ive got to do the R U ON IT questionaire for Tidy.com at Frantic & have to think of a question to ask everyone! Any ideas? The last one was whats the tastiest thing in Godskitchen......? The more random /smutty it is the better!

    • 18 replies
    • 352 views
  17. Started by SarahPVC,

    Not only did i manage to lose my fone & all 430 numbers but ive got to wait til Tues til orange can deliver me another! It also took me 8 hours getting home from London! - 3 of those hours to get out the center after ended up at Tonyps house in (deepest) south London & got diverted thro Leicester as M1 was closed for 6 junctions! Still - was a great weekend! Thanx Tony for letting us invade your house! how funny was James??!

    • 38 replies
    • 2.8k views
  18. Started by SarahPVC,

    Not only did i manage to lose my fone & all 430 numbers but ive got to wait til Tues til orange can deliver me another! It also took me 8 hours getting home from London! - 3 of those hours to get out the center after ended up at Tonyps house in (deepest) south London & got diverted thro Leicester as M1 was closed for 6 junctions! Still - was a great weekend! Thanx Tony for letting us invade your house! how funny was James??!

    • 38 replies
    • 636 views
  19. Started by SarahPVC,

    Not only did i manage to lose my fone & all 430 numbers but ive got to wait til Tues til orange can deliver me another! It also took me 8 hours getting home from London! - 3 of those hours to get out the center after ended up at Tonyps house in (deepest) south London & got diverted thro Leicester as M1 was closed for 6 junctions! Still - was a great weekend! Thanx Tony for letting us invade your house! how funny was James??!

    • 38 replies
    • 673 views
  20. Started by TomD,

    Freshers Week sucks! I'm working all day trying to promote our uni radio station at all FOUR freshers fairs around Edinburgh and then working all night DJing at freshers week ents! So in smileys, my night goes something like this: Scoff some greasy takeaway just before [censored]: The way I tell some random bird no, I won't play Nickelback: Get my 3 hours kip: When I wake in the morning and shiver because I'm still so knackered: Which then turns into this: And the obvious one: Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggg off to another freshers fair now !!

    • 9 replies
    • 191 views
  21. Started by TomD,

    Freshers Week sucks! I'm working all day trying to promote our uni radio station at all FOUR freshers fairs around Edinburgh and then working all night DJing at freshers week ents! So in smileys, my night goes something like this: Scoff some greasy takeaway just before [censored]: The way I tell some random bird no, I won't play Nickelback: Get my 3 hours kip: When I wake in the morning and shiver because I'm still so knackered: Which then turns into this: And the obvious one: Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggg off to another freshers fair now !!

    • 9 replies
    • 203 views
  22. Started by TomD,

    Freshers Week sucks! I'm working all day trying to promote our uni radio station at all FOUR freshers fairs around Edinburgh and then working all night DJing at freshers week ents! So in smileys, my night goes something like this: Scoff some greasy takeaway just before [censored]: The way I tell some random bird no, I won't play Nickelback: Get my 3 hours kip: When I wake in the morning and shiver because I'm still so knackered: Which then turns into this: And the obvious one: Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggg off to another freshers fair now !!

    • 9 replies
    • 211 views
  23. Started by GoTan24,

    hmmm maybe not the best way to get people to read a post, but there u go! What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers!! ho ho

    • 0 replies
    • 80 views
  24. Started by GoTan24,

    hmmm maybe not the best way to get people to read a post, but there u go! What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers!! ho ho

    • 0 replies
    • 102 views
  25. Started by GoTan24,

    hmmm maybe not the best way to get people to read a post, but there u go! What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers!! ho ho

    • 0 replies
    • 77 views
  26. Started by CreamyC,

    CreamyC is single ! So be a bit more honest with your feelings about me !

    • 10 replies
    • 260 views
  27. Started by CreamyC,

    CreamyC is single ! So be a bit more honest with your feelings about me !

    • 10 replies
    • 210 views
  28. Started by CreamyC,

    CreamyC is single ! So be a bit more honest with your feelings about me !

    • 10 replies
    • 197 views
  29. Started by TomD,

    Tonight Scott Bond came to play at our union and he was [censored] great! Played some quality tunes, dropped in Insomnia, Seven Cities and The Prophet into the mix. Shame the crowd had to go and spoil it all just by being [censored] - someone even came up and requested Shakira. WELL DONE SILLY BINT. Spoke to him backstage and his mate was banging on about the NEC gig in November ... ahhhhhhhhhh. So if (no sorry, WHEN) I go to the NEC, I'll have to get cunted and peer over the barrier and just shout random crap at Scott in the hope that he'll remember who I am. Yeah right. Oh meeting superstar DJs! So that's two then - Zabiela and Bond. I honestly don't know what…

    • 12 replies
    • 204 views
  30. Started by TomD,

    Tonight Scott Bond came to play at our union and he was [censored] great! Played some quality tunes, dropped in Insomnia, Seven Cities and The Prophet into the mix. Shame the crowd had to go and spoil it all just by being [censored] - someone even came up and requested Shakira. WELL DONE SILLY BINT. Spoke to him backstage and his mate was banging on about the NEC gig in November ... ahhhhhhhhhh. So if (no sorry, WHEN) I go to the NEC, I'll have to get cunted and peer over the barrier and just shout random crap at Scott in the hope that he'll remember who I am. Yeah right. Oh meeting superstar DJs! So that's two then - Zabiela and Bond. I honestly don't know what…

    • 12 replies
    • 235 views
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