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General Discussion

Discuss anything you want here, doesn't have to be related to clubbing or music

  1. Started by ElsxBells,

    ****Newsflash**** The CTW Christmas party has now been confirmed. Follow the link below for details....... http://www.clubtheworld.uk/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=40809&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#Post40850

    • 8 replies
    • 231 views
  2. Started by ElsxBells,

    ****Newsflash**** The CTW Christmas party has now been confirmed. Follow the link below for details....... http://www.clubtheworld.uk/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=40809&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#Post40850

    • 8 replies
    • 233 views
  3. Started by ElsxBells,

    ****Newsflash**** The CTW Christmas party has now been confirmed. Follow the link below for details....... http://www.clubtheworld.uk/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB7&Number=40809&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#Post40850

    • 8 replies
    • 224 views
  4. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Hello all! How are we today? I need a night out! But will have to wait! -Ed

    • 5 replies
    • 115 views
  5. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Hello all! How are we today? I need a night out! But will have to wait! -Ed

    • 5 replies
    • 130 views
  6. Started by Evilhedfuk,

    Hello all! How are we today? I need a night out! But will have to wait! -Ed

    • 5 replies
    • 118 views
  7. Started by SarahPVC,

    Can u PM me your email address hun? I dont think ive got the right one for you.

    • 1 reply
    • 105 views
  8. Started by SarahPVC,

    Can u PM me your email address hun? I dont think ive got the right one for you.

    • 1 reply
    • 135 views
  9. Started by SarahPVC,

    Can u PM me your email address hun? I dont think ive got the right one for you.

    • 1 reply
    • 91 views
  10. Started by Bunnykins,

    I really wanna put all the little funny faces(like the instant gremlins!) and other stuff onto my posts - how do i go about this, was told i needed a website I've got a load n my outlook 4 emails but can't [censored] out how to get anythig like it on here or other sites any suggestions!?

    • 12 replies
    • 230 views
  11. Started by Bunnykins,

    I really wanna put all the little funny faces(like the instant gremlins!) and other stuff onto my posts - how do i go about this, was told i needed a website I've got a load n my outlook 4 emails but can't [censored] out how to get anythig like it on here or other sites any suggestions!?

    • 12 replies
    • 241 views
  12. Started by Bunnykins,

    I really wanna put all the little funny faces(like the instant gremlins!) and other stuff onto my posts - how do i go about this, was told i needed a website I've got a load n my outlook 4 emails but can't [censored] out how to get anythig like it on here or other sites any suggestions!?

    • 12 replies
    • 205 views
  13. I've got a spare, un-opened copy of Dave Pearce - Ibiza Euphoria - The new CD. Still has the HMV security annoying tag thing on it ! If anyone has any CD (Not Cliff Richard LP's or something by The Banana Splits) , of similar genre and condition, or even a copied one with a cover will do and wants to swap , please give me a shout. Cheers.

  14. Started by TidyTraxGrant,

    > > > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. > > > > She spends GBP15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. > > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. > > Before leaving she asks the sales clerk "I hope you don't mind > > my asking, but how old do you think I am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. > > > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the > > counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" >…

  15. Started by TidyTraxGrant,

    > > > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. > > > > She spends GBP15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. > > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. > > Before leaving she asks the sales clerk "I hope you don't mind > > my asking, but how old do you think I am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. > > > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the > > counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" >…

  16. Started by TidyTraxGrant,

    > > > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. > > > > She spends GBP15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. > > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. > > Before leaving she asks the sales clerk "I hope you don't mind > > my asking, but how old do you think I am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. > > > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the > > counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" >…

  17. Started by CreamyC,

    For [censored] sake, when on the Underground .... DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE [censored] LIFT DOORS, THEY WILL NOT CLOSE UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT THE WAY! When buying a ticket, ITS NOT [censored] ROCKET SCIENCE, JESUS, choose your destination and PUT YOUR [censored] MONEY IN! You hold up people with your stupid thickness looking like a gormless turd standing confused over a simple machine !! If your bags / arses are in the way of the train doors the driver cannot move the train therefore we go [censored] nowhere until you move your [censored] self out the way! London Underground have a simple system on the escalators, stand on the right if…

  18. Started by CreamyC,

    For [censored] sake, when on the Underground .... DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE [censored] LIFT DOORS, THEY WILL NOT CLOSE UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT THE WAY! When buying a ticket, ITS NOT [censored] ROCKET SCIENCE, JESUS, choose your destination and PUT YOUR [censored] MONEY IN! You hold up people with your stupid thickness looking like a gormless turd standing confused over a simple machine !! If your bags / arses are in the way of the train doors the driver cannot move the train therefore we go [censored] nowhere until you move your [censored] self out the way! London Underground have a simple system on the escalators, stand on the right if…

  19. Started by CreamyC,

    For [censored] sake, when on the Underground .... DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE [censored] LIFT DOORS, THEY WILL NOT CLOSE UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT THE WAY! When buying a ticket, ITS NOT [censored] ROCKET SCIENCE, JESUS, choose your destination and PUT YOUR [censored] MONEY IN! You hold up people with your stupid thickness looking like a gormless turd standing confused over a simple machine !! If your bags / arses are in the way of the train doors the driver cannot move the train therefore we go [censored] nowhere until you move your [censored] self out the way! London Underground have a simple system on the escalators, stand on the right if…

  20. Started by Wub Wub,

    Due to my supreme blagging abilities, I'm off [censored] from now until next Tuesday, so I'm taking time to go and stay with the missus for a couple of days before Tidy Weekender (bless her, she doesn't like to share). So, there will be little in the way of Wub based randomness until I get my spangled arse over to the cyber cafe at Tidy Weekender.....be warned! Love hugs and jelly babies to y'all, and I'll see you soon. Wub

    • 0 replies
    • 90 views
  21. Started by Wub Wub,

    Due to my supreme blagging abilities, I'm off [censored] from now until next Tuesday, so I'm taking time to go and stay with the missus for a couple of days before Tidy Weekender (bless her, she doesn't like to share). So, there will be little in the way of Wub based randomness until I get my spangled arse over to the cyber cafe at Tidy Weekender.....be warned! Love hugs and jelly babies to y'all, and I'll see you soon. Wub

    • 0 replies
    • 526 views
  22. Started by Wub Wub,

    Due to my supreme blagging abilities, I'm off [censored] from now until next Tuesday, so I'm taking time to go and stay with the missus for a couple of days before Tidy Weekender (bless her, she doesn't like to share). So, there will be little in the way of Wub based randomness until I get my spangled arse over to the cyber cafe at Tidy Weekender.....be warned! Love hugs and jelly babies to y'all, and I'll see you soon. Wub

    • 0 replies
    • 115 views
  23. Started by SarahPVC,

    If you want to be added to my email for dates for your diary - or taken off it for that matter can you PM me your email address?

    • 0 replies
    • 106 views
  24. Started by SarahPVC,

    If you want to be added to my email for dates for your diary - or taken off it for that matter can you PM me your email address?

    • 0 replies
    • 140 views
  25. Started by SarahPVC,

    If you want to be added to my email for dates for your diary - or taken off it for that matter can you PM me your email address?

    • 0 replies
    • 115 views
  26. One random but very specific enquiry: There's a bar in Soho, on Frith St. (No. 25 I think!) which used to be called Cafe Latino and is now known as The Lodge. I can't get a telephone number for it anywhere and I wondered if any of you London lot knew it, knew where to get it or could possibly get hold of it for me... If you could I would appreciate it greatly. Answers on a postcard to...or reply to this thread. Thanks,

    • 4 replies
    • 184 views
  27. One random but very specific enquiry: There's a bar in Soho, on Frith St. (No. 25 I think!) which used to be called Cafe Latino and is now known as The Lodge. I can't get a telephone number for it anywhere and I wondered if any of you London lot knew it, knew where to get it or could possibly get hold of it for me... If you could I would appreciate it greatly. Answers on a postcard to...or reply to this thread. Thanks,

    • 4 replies
    • 166 views
  28. One random but very specific enquiry: There's a bar in Soho, on Frith St. (No. 25 I think!) which used to be called Cafe Latino and is now known as The Lodge. I can't get a telephone number for it anywhere and I wondered if any of you London lot knew it, knew where to get it or could possibly get hold of it for me... If you could I would appreciate it greatly. Answers on a postcard to...or reply to this thread. Thanks,

    • 4 replies
    • 167 views
  29. Started by Nick G,

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  30. Started by Nick G,

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