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I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

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I may well be coming down, ESPECIALLY if there is some hu-ahge night on.... Help convince me I could maybe make something on the saturday....(19th) Thanks, sig

I may well be coming down, ESPECIALLY if there is some hu-ahge night on.... Help convince me I could maybe make something on the saturday....(19th) Thanks, sig

Ive got to do the R U ON IT questionaire for Tidy.com at Frantic & have to think of a question to ask everyone! Any ideas? The last one was whats the tastiest thing in Godskitchen......? The more random /smutty it is the better!

Ive got to do the R U ON IT questionaire for Tidy.com at Frantic & have to think of a question to ask everyone! Any ideas? The last one was whats the tastiest thing in Godskitchen......? The more random /smutty it is the better!

Ive got to do the R U ON IT questionaire for Tidy.com at Frantic & have to think of a question to ask everyone! Any ideas? The last one was whats the tastiest thing in Godskitchen......? The more random /smutty it is the better!

Not only did i manage to lose my fone & all 430 numbers but ive got to wait til Tues til orange can deliver me another! It also took me 8 hours getting home from London! - 3 of those hours to get out the center after ended up at Tonyps house in (deepest) south London & got diverted thro Leicester as M1 was closed for 6 junctions! Still - was a great weekend! Thanx Tony for letting us invade your house! how funny was James??!

Not only did i manage to lose my fone & all 430 numbers but ive got to wait til Tues til orange can deliver me another! It also took me 8 hours getting home from London! - 3 of those hours to get out the center after ended up at Tonyps house in (deepest) south London & got diverted thro Leicester as M1 was closed for 6 junctions! Still - was a great weekend! Thanx Tony for letting us invade your house! how funny was James??!

Not only did i manage to lose my fone & all 430 numbers but ive got to wait til Tues til orange can deliver me another! It also took me 8 hours getting home from London! - 3 of those hours to get out the center after ended up at Tonyps house in (deepest) south London & got diverted thro Leicester as M1 was closed for 6 junctions! Still - was a great weekend! Thanx Tony for letting us invade your house! how funny was James??!

Freshers Week sucks! I'm working all day trying to promote our uni radio station at all FOUR freshers fairs around Edinburgh and then working all night DJing at freshers week ents! So in smileys, my night goes something like this: Scoff some greasy takeaway just before [censored]: The way I tell some random bird no, I won't play Nickelback: Get my 3 hours kip: When I wake in the morning and shiver because I'm still so knackered: Which then turns into this: And the obvious one: Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggg off to another freshers fair now !!

Freshers Week sucks! I'm working all day trying to promote our uni radio station at all FOUR freshers fairs around Edinburgh and then working all night DJing at freshers week ents! So in smileys, my night goes something like this: Scoff some greasy takeaway just before [censored]: The way I tell some random bird no, I won't play Nickelback: Get my 3 hours kip: When I wake in the morning and shiver because I'm still so knackered: Which then turns into this: And the obvious one: Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggg off to another freshers fair now !!

Freshers Week sucks! I'm working all day trying to promote our uni radio station at all FOUR freshers fairs around Edinburgh and then working all night DJing at freshers week ents! So in smileys, my night goes something like this: Scoff some greasy takeaway just before [censored]: The way I tell some random bird no, I won't play Nickelback: Get my 3 hours kip: When I wake in the morning and shiver because I'm still so knackered: Which then turns into this: And the obvious one: Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggg off to another freshers fair now !!

hmmm maybe not the best way to get people to read a post, but there u go! What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers!! ho ho

hmmm maybe not the best way to get people to read a post, but there u go! What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers!! ho ho

hmmm maybe not the best way to get people to read a post, but there u go! What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers!! ho ho

CreamyC is single ! So be a bit more honest with your feelings about me !

CreamyC is single ! So be a bit more honest with your feelings about me !

CreamyC is single ! So be a bit more honest with your feelings about me !