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While I was flying down the road yesterday only 10 mph over the speed limit I noticed a policeman with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. He pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for [censored]” "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said in Surprise "What's a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I [censored] my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I [censored] until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6…

While I was flying down the road yesterday only 10 mph over the speed limit I noticed a policeman with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. He pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for [censored]” "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said in Surprise "What's a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I [censored] my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I [censored] until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6…

Hey peeps, im looking for the 'Tidy FC' CD, i think thats what its called, anyone know where i can get it from? or can anyone lend it to me? i'd me most greatful for any help

I appologise, not for what I said, but for saying it on-line. That was out of order of me. Maybe one day we will meet & then I will understand you better.

I appologise, not for what I said, but for saying it on-line. That was out of order of me. Maybe one day we will meet & then I will understand you better.

I appologise, not for what I said, but for saying it on-line. That was out of order of me. Maybe one day we will meet & then I will understand you better.

> > A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle > > where several prize-winning bulls are stalled. > > A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last > > year." > > > > The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year. > > That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice!." > > They precede to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times > > last year." > > The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last >year. > > That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this…

> > A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle > > where several prize-winning bulls are stalled. > > A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last > > year." > > > > The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year. > > That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice!." > > They precede to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times > > last year." > > The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last >year. > > That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this…

> > A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle > > where several prize-winning bulls are stalled. > > A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last > > year." > > > > The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year. > > That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice!." > > They precede to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times > > last year." > > The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last >year. > > That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this…

> DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK. > Specificity > Indubitably > Innovative > Preliminary > Proliferation > Cinnamon > British Constitution > > > IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK > Thanks, but I don't want sex. > No, I don't want another drink. > No kebab for me thank you. > Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me. > Good evening officer. > I'm not interested in fighting you. > No one wants to hear me sing. >

> DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK. > Specificity > Indubitably > Innovative > Preliminary > Proliferation > Cinnamon > British Constitution > > > IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK > Thanks, but I don't want sex. > No, I don't want another drink. > No kebab for me thank you. > Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me. > Good evening officer. > I'm not interested in fighting you. > No one wants to hear me sing. >

> DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK. > Specificity > Indubitably > Innovative > Preliminary > Proliferation > Cinnamon > British Constitution > > > IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK > Thanks, but I don't want sex. > No, I don't want another drink. > No kebab for me thank you. > Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me. > Good evening officer. > I'm not interested in fighting you. > No one wants to hear me sing. >

after being interstate all week ...and missing everyone... im finally home and [censored] free... got the dress,hair done, im off to get ready for my formal ball...with a diff free alcohol and a live rock band that will play all night woooooo oh god its going to hurt please take an aspro for me tomorrow and ill see ya all in the afterlife uh huh interstate next week too hmmm theres clubs there

after being interstate all week ...and missing everyone... im finally home and [censored] free... got the dress,hair done, im off to get ready for my formal ball...with a diff free alcohol and a live rock band that will play all night woooooo oh god its going to hurt please take an aspro for me tomorrow and ill see ya all in the afterlife uh huh interstate next week too hmmm theres clubs there

after being interstate all week ...and missing everyone... im finally home and [censored] free... got the dress,hair done, im off to get ready for my formal ball...with a diff free alcohol and a live rock band that will play all night woooooo oh god its going to hurt please take an aspro for me tomorrow and ill see ya all in the afterlife uh huh interstate next week too hmmm theres clubs there

Hey peeps, how was ya weekends? Mine was good just met up with a few friends from college and just had a laugh basically, may not sound to exciting, but tis better than working thats for sure. Any of ya done anything intesting this weekend?

Hey peeps, how was ya weekends? Mine was good just met up with a few friends from college and just had a laugh basically, may not sound to exciting, but tis better than working thats for sure. Any of ya done anything intesting this weekend?

Hey peeps, how was ya weekends? Mine was good just met up with a few friends from college and just had a laugh basically, may not sound to exciting, but tis better than working thats for sure. Any of ya done anything intesting this weekend?

announcement made on www.garlandsmademedoit.com GUYS I WELL GARLANDS NEEDS YOUR HELP For 8 years garlands has been a safe environment for gay clubbers thanks to the open minded nature of the clientele. However, since moving out of the darkness of Eberle Street to the bright lights of Dale Street, the minds of the Liverpool police force have narrowed somewhat. We have noticed that the police have been targeting our club and our clubbers. Could this be an attempt to drive a gay scene back underground and out of sight into an easily containable ghetto? As one of the safest and well clubs in the UK why else could it be? Do they not like the s…

announcement made on www.garlandsmademedoit.com GUYS I WELL GARLANDS NEEDS YOUR HELP For 8 years garlands has been a safe environment for gay clubbers thanks to the open minded nature of the clientele. However, since moving out of the darkness of Eberle Street to the bright lights of Dale Street, the minds of the Liverpool police force have narrowed somewhat. We have noticed that the police have been targeting our club and our clubbers. Could this be an attempt to drive a gay scene back underground and out of sight into an easily containable ghetto? As one of the safest and well clubs in the UK why else could it be? Do they not like the s…

announcement made on www.garlandsmademedoit.com GUYS I WELL GARLANDS NEEDS YOUR HELP For 8 years garlands has been a safe environment for gay clubbers thanks to the open minded nature of the clientele. However, since moving out of the darkness of Eberle Street to the bright lights of Dale Street, the minds of the Liverpool police force have narrowed somewhat. We have noticed that the police have been targeting our club and our clubbers. Could this be an attempt to drive a gay scene back underground and out of sight into an easily containable ghetto? As one of the safest and well clubs in the UK why else could it be? Do they not like the s…

hey kids! not going to be posting here for a bit as going back to ''the pool'' today, where i have no computer thinking of getting the internet at home, could be a bad idea though as i will spend all my time on it! will be back on when i get back to [censored]! by the way we really need to start making more use of the chatroom here, you can get it in [censored] he he he he !!!

hey kids! not going to be posting here for a bit as going back to ''the pool'' today, where i have no computer thinking of getting the internet at home, could be a bad idea though as i will spend all my time on it! will be back on when i get back to [censored]! by the way we really need to start making more use of the chatroom here, you can get it in [censored] he he he he !!!

hey kids! not going to be posting here for a bit as going back to ''the pool'' today, where i have no computer thinking of getting the internet at home, could be a bad idea though as i will spend all my time on it! will be back on when i get back to [censored]! by the way we really need to start making more use of the chatroom here, you can get it in [censored] he he he he !!!

sent me a PM since 8/9/02! Only just found them - sorry! You must think me REALLY rude having not relied to any of you. *DuDu puts on the TIT cap!* I used to get an email letting me know I had one! James - any idea why that's changed? Anyhow, I'm off now to answer my PM's! There's me thinking everyone hated me! LOL

sent me a PM since 8/9/02! Only just found them - sorry! You must think me REALLY rude having not relied to any of you. *DuDu puts on the TIT cap!* I used to get an email letting me know I had one! James - any idea why that's changed? Anyhow, I'm off now to answer my PM's! There's me thinking everyone hated me! LOL