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have delivered my fukkin mattress at LAST bunch of after 2 weeks we managed to contact the ppl at the warehouse, where the mattress had been sitting doing nothing for almost 3 weeks. half an hour ago i got a call from the driver in the van "how do we get to your place?". the deopt is within walking distance of where i live. the van's just driven up the road with a long piece of rope dragging from the door handle, on the road. riiiiiiiite.

Whats the deal with this growing up thing and hangovers??? I never used to suffer

amusing. it's about watching other ppl being shit, basically, isn't it? ah well

How the bloody hell are you? I meant to ask you, how hard is it having maria as a sister?

Awrite sis ... I need to ask you a MASSIVE favour and you are my only hope ! Please get in touch. Lots of love, the one you love, your sister. Moira

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there the husband tells his wife:" Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous…

your friend is rather strange where did you find him

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Hello ... don't be shy,

Yo mofo ! I have been up sinse 7:15am watching nothing better than the wicked flashes of lightening and hearing the big bangs ! It's calmed a bit now though But it looks well dodgy outside ! O, and iv not crapped my pants yet !

we havent had your storm yet tis rude not to share

Alright Kev ! Welcome to the site mate ! How the are ya ?!

Well this was a flying visit I know but I have to shoot off out, just want to say to all you fellow CTW people have a fandabulous weekend, be good and if any of you are about on here over the course of the weekend, I maybe back to catch up. Ciao xxx

2 down. 1 to go

Right can you spot two things in this picture, with two different people, doing something maybe they should not!?

whats with the new avatar mam

They're heeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeerrr *poltergeist style*

Please refrain from trying to gain a higher place !

Hello to all. Haven't been on for a while because owrk is hectic and life is gettin all a little to busy. However i do pop on for the odd visit now and then. HOWEVER, i have a question, since i've been out of the loop for a while, i have noticed loads of people getting banned. Just wondering why? What's happening? Anyway hope all is well and keeping good.

quality meeting u. respect on the gulping of the gunk.

I fecking hate technology!!!! Grrr!!! Was going to do a poll for my avatar but it's really not easy. It sucks this morning. Bloody hangovers!! Grr!!

Did you get my email bird?

Mine is ... Psychokinetic. Because I can.

Right, i have Kill Bill Vol2 here next to me, but i aint seen Kill Bill Vol1 yet. Can i watch Vol2 without watching the first or do i need to watch 1 before 2?

Did you get your E-Card chicken?

wassup man ! How you doing ?

Wether it be toys / clothes / souverniers (sp) and anything and everything ? I used to collect all the Mr Men toys from McDonals a few years ago and have now gained a basket full of them ! I used to start collecting all the groups of toys in happy meals but then gave up as didn't / don't visit McDonalds enough any more ! Although I DO collect / constantly buy, *nice, sexy looking thongs, *pretty bras, *Trainers socks (all different colours and patterns) *trainers, *train tickets (sinse I have been using them last Febuary) and I keep all my birthday cards. What about you (if anything) ?

aw-rite sis ! Im having a chinese instead now by the way.

Happy Birthday mum, hope you have a good one xxxxxxx