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am back in [censored] now (yipee) so i will be back on the board. bet you all missed me. so how is everyone doing? im having a crap day already!

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins ... He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door. Eventually a Japanese man answers... "Harro", he says. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman. "I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" "I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Japanese man. "Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheely bin?" "OK, OK", says the Japanese guy. "I wheely bin having vvank".

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins ... He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door. Eventually a Japanese man answers... "Harro", he says. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman. "I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" "I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Japanese man. "Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheely bin?" "OK, OK", says the Japanese guy. "I wheely bin having vvank".

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins ... He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door. Eventually a Japanese man answers... "Harro", he says. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman. "I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" "I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Japanese man. "Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheely bin?" "OK, OK", says the Japanese guy. "I wheely bin having vvank".

ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT TIL ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! How much are we gonna 'av it then?!

ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT TIL ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! How much are we gonna 'av it then?!

ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT TIL ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! How much are we gonna 'av it then?!

Hi dudes, Just to say I really cant afford to be on the board much at the moment due feeling like utter shite and also being seriously snowed under at [censored] - its finally caught up with me! Its a right pain in the jap's eye as I can see there are so many new posts and I just dont get time to read them - I'll try and get up-to-speed on a free weekend. Thanks for all your PMs/Emails/Phone Calls - I will respond as soon as I possibly can, just not feeling good at all and a little stressed. Pleased you all had a great time last night and I'm sorry I couldnt make it. See you all again very soon! Peace.

Hi Dudes, Just to say I really can't afford to be on the board much at the moment due feeling like utter shite and also being seriously snowed under at work - its finally caught up with me! Its a right pain in the jap's eye as I can see there are so many new posts and I just don't get time to read them - I'll try and get up-to-speed on a free weekend. Thanks for all your PMs / Emails / Phone Calls - I will respond as soon as I possibly can, just not feeling good at all and a little stressed. Pleased you all had a great time last night and I'm sorry I couldn't make it. See you all again very soon! Peace.

Hi dudes, Just to say I really cant afford to be on the board much at the moment due feeling like utter shite and also being seriously snowed under at [censored] - its finally caught up with me! Its a right pain in the jap's eye as I can see there are so many new posts and I just dont get time to read them - I'll try and get up-to-speed on a free weekend. Thanks for all your PMs/Emails/Phone Calls - I will respond as soon as I possibly can, just not feeling good at all and a little stressed. Pleased you all had a great time last night and I'm sorry I couldnt make it. See you all again very soon! Peace.

Ello guys and gals, how are you all today? Im good, Guess what!!! yea im in college again.. for $%^ Sake!! and i have done no [censored] what so ever, im talking to mates and posting stuff on here... if i fail my course can I blame it all on you?

Ello guys and gals, how are you all today? Im good, Guess what!!! yea im in college again.. for $%^ Sake!! and i have done no [censored] what so ever, im talking to mates and posting stuff on here... if i fail my course can I blame it all on you?

Ello guys and gals, how are you all today? Im good, Guess what!!! yea im in college again.. for $%^ Sake!! and i have done no [censored] what so ever, im talking to mates and posting stuff on here... if i fail my course can I blame it all on you?

Got decently mashed at Slinky on Friday (Billy Nasty tore the place up), and ended up dancing with the girl of the lady who took m for English for five years at school. Odd. Saturday was spent working whatever chemicals out of my system, and jumping around like a loon behind the bar of my union. Started mixing loads of cocktails, and got a fair few people completely trashed. Sunday was spent in DVD recovery mode. Watched LOTR, Will and Grace series 1, Return of the God of Gamblers and then turned over to watch 8MM on C4. All in all, nice chilled out day.

Got decently mashed at Slinky on Friday (Billy Nasty tore the place up), and ended up dancing with the girl of the lady who took m for English for five years at school. Odd. Saturday was spent working whatever chemicals out of my system, and jumping around like a loon behind the bar of my union. Started mixing loads of cocktails, and got a fair few people completely trashed. Sunday was spent in DVD recovery mode. Watched LOTR, Will and Grace series 1, Return of the God of Gamblers and then turned over to watch 8MM on C4. All in all, nice chilled out day.

Got decently mashed at Slinky on Friday (Billy Nasty tore the place up), and ended up dancing with the girl of the lady who took m for English for five years at school. Odd. Saturday was spent working whatever chemicals out of my system, and jumping around like a loon behind the bar of my union. Started mixing loads of cocktails, and got a fair few people completely trashed. Sunday was spent in DVD recovery mode. Watched LOTR, Will and Grace series 1, Return of the God of Gamblers and then turned over to watch 8MM on C4. All in all, nice chilled out day.

I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

I was lying in bed wide awake due to my partners incesent snoring. I lay there, shattered, racking my brains of ways to stop the awful god damn noise. Then I found a cure!! A slow sensual BJ stopped the snoring without him waking! I then climbed on board & did what cums naturally! A sure fine way to ensure your mans in a good mood ALL day! Mmmmm, I can't wait to get home tonight!

There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

There is one song which is really pushing my buttons, and that song is DJ Sammy - Heaven. Its not the fact that i don't like the song, its just that its annoyingly catchy, and cause im a songwriter\producer, if i get that song stuck in my head, i'll have writers block for ages Anyone else have a song that annoys them? or am i just the odd one out again

What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

What are we doing next weekend...sitting at home wishing we were at tidy...or getting something organised for next weekend sharpish.... Any suggestions?

> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her > > mother overseas. > > > > > > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: > > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my > > mother." > > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). > > Anything?" he asked. > > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. > > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next > > room. > > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. > > "Come in and close the door" the man said. …

I may well be coming down, ESPECIALLY if there is some hu-ahge night on.... Help convince me I could maybe make something on the saturday....(19th) Thanks, sig

I may well be coming down, ESPECIALLY if there is some hu-ahge night on.... Help convince me I could maybe make something on the saturday....(19th) Thanks, sig