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I really wanna put all the little funny faces(like the instant gremlins!) and other stuff onto my posts - how do i go about this, was told i needed a website I've got a load n my outlook 4 emails but can't [censored] out how to get anythig like it on here or other sites any suggestions!?

I've got a spare, un-opened copy of Dave Pearce - Ibiza Euphoria - The new CD. Still has the HMV security annoying tag thing on it ! If anyone has any CD (Not Cliff Richard LP's or something by The Banana Splits) , of similar genre and condition, or even a copied one with a cover will do and wants to swap , please give me a shout. Cheers.

> > > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. > > > > She spends GBP15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. > > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. > > Before leaving she asks the sales clerk "I hope you don't mind > > my asking, but how old do you think I am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. > > > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the > > counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" >…

> > > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. > > > > She spends GBP15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. > > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. > > Before leaving she asks the sales clerk "I hope you don't mind > > my asking, but how old do you think I am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. > > > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the > > counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" >…

> > > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. > > > > She spends GBP15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. > > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. > > Before leaving she asks the sales clerk "I hope you don't mind > > my asking, but how old do you think I am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. > > > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the > > counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" >…

For [censored] sake, when on the Underground .... DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE [censored] LIFT DOORS, THEY WILL NOT CLOSE UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT THE WAY! When buying a ticket, ITS NOT [censored] ROCKET SCIENCE, JESUS, choose your destination and PUT YOUR [censored] MONEY IN! You hold up people with your stupid thickness looking like a gormless turd standing confused over a simple machine !! If your bags / arses are in the way of the train doors the driver cannot move the train therefore we go [censored] nowhere until you move your [censored] self out the way! London Underground have a simple system on the escalators, stand on the right if…

For [censored] sake, when on the Underground .... DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE [censored] LIFT DOORS, THEY WILL NOT CLOSE UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT THE WAY! When buying a ticket, ITS NOT [censored] ROCKET SCIENCE, JESUS, choose your destination and PUT YOUR [censored] MONEY IN! You hold up people with your stupid thickness looking like a gormless turd standing confused over a simple machine !! If your bags / arses are in the way of the train doors the driver cannot move the train therefore we go [censored] nowhere until you move your [censored] self out the way! London Underground have a simple system on the escalators, stand on the right if…

For [censored] sake, when on the Underground .... DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE [censored] LIFT DOORS, THEY WILL NOT CLOSE UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT THE WAY! When buying a ticket, ITS NOT [censored] ROCKET SCIENCE, JESUS, choose your destination and PUT YOUR [censored] MONEY IN! You hold up people with your stupid thickness looking like a gormless turd standing confused over a simple machine !! If your bags / arses are in the way of the train doors the driver cannot move the train therefore we go [censored] nowhere until you move your [censored] self out the way! London Underground have a simple system on the escalators, stand on the right if…

Due to my supreme blagging abilities, I'm off [censored] from now until next Tuesday, so I'm taking time to go and stay with the missus for a couple of days before Tidy Weekender (bless her, she doesn't like to share). So, there will be little in the way of Wub based randomness until I get my spangled arse over to the cyber cafe at Tidy Weekender.....be warned! Love hugs and jelly babies to y'all, and I'll see you soon. Wub

Due to my supreme blagging abilities, I'm off [censored] from now until next Tuesday, so I'm taking time to go and stay with the missus for a couple of days before Tidy Weekender (bless her, she doesn't like to share). So, there will be little in the way of Wub based randomness until I get my spangled arse over to the cyber cafe at Tidy Weekender.....be warned! Love hugs and jelly babies to y'all, and I'll see you soon. Wub

Due to my supreme blagging abilities, I'm off [censored] from now until next Tuesday, so I'm taking time to go and stay with the missus for a couple of days before Tidy Weekender (bless her, she doesn't like to share). So, there will be little in the way of Wub based randomness until I get my spangled arse over to the cyber cafe at Tidy Weekender.....be warned! Love hugs and jelly babies to y'all, and I'll see you soon. Wub

If you want to be added to my email for dates for your diary - or taken off it for that matter can you PM me your email address?

If you want to be added to my email for dates for your diary - or taken off it for that matter can you PM me your email address?

If you want to be added to my email for dates for your diary - or taken off it for that matter can you PM me your email address?

One random but very specific enquiry: There's a bar in Soho, on Frith St. (No. 25 I think!) which used to be called Cafe Latino and is now known as The Lodge. I can't get a telephone number for it anywhere and I wondered if any of you London lot knew it, knew where to get it or could possibly get hold of it for me... If you could I would appreciate it greatly. Answers on a postcard to...or reply to this thread. Thanks,

One random but very specific enquiry: There's a bar in Soho, on Frith St. (No. 25 I think!) which used to be called Cafe Latino and is now known as The Lodge. I can't get a telephone number for it anywhere and I wondered if any of you London lot knew it, knew where to get it or could possibly get hold of it for me... If you could I would appreciate it greatly. Answers on a postcard to...or reply to this thread. Thanks,

One random but very specific enquiry: There's a bar in Soho, on Frith St. (No. 25 I think!) which used to be called Cafe Latino and is now known as The Lodge. I can't get a telephone number for it anywhere and I wondered if any of you London lot knew it, knew where to get it or could possibly get hold of it for me... If you could I would appreciate it greatly. Answers on a postcard to...or reply to this thread. Thanks,

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What are the plans for the meetup?

What are the plans for the meetup?

What are the plans for the meetup?

What key is to the right of the letter "G" on you keyboard?

What key is to the right of the letter "G" on you keyboard?

What key is to the right of the letter "G" on you keyboard?

Think you're something, with your courgette burning antics, do ya! Well bring it on!

Think you're something, with your courgette burning antics, do ya! Well bring it on!

Think you're something, with your courgette burning antics, do ya! Well bring it on!

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