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  1. Started by TidyTraxGrant,

    Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit... Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant. James: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder... Chris: - Scuse me.... n…

  2. Started by James,

    Absolute GEM - one of the best links of the week ! http://www.talibanreunited.com/

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  3. Started by James,

    Absolute GEM - one of the best links of the week ! http://www.talibanreunited.com/

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  4. Started by James,

    Absolute GEM - one of the best links of the week ! http://www.talibanreunited.com/

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  5. Started by Wub Wub,

    Right, sorry haven't been around for a while, but the new intake of freshers has arrived, and seeing as I've blagged fresher accomodation this year, I'm doing my best to drink the little whippersnappers under the table. And DJ obscenely loud hard house to the whole road. Because I can, okay! Hope everyone here is fine and dandy. Personally, I'm just trying to keep my eyes open for long enough so I don't fall asleep BEFORE [censored] today. Heavy tequila/karaoke sess last night, not pretty. Shout outs to anyone I might see out this w/e. Am seeing Ferry Corsten + Dan Bailey @ Slinky on Friday, then on to Maison for Groove Armada saturday. Hopefully. …

  6. Started by Wub Wub,

    Right, sorry haven't been around for a while, but the new intake of freshers has arrived, and seeing as I've blagged fresher accomodation this year, I'm doing my best to drink the little whippersnappers under the table. And DJ obscenely loud hard house to the whole road. Because I can, okay! Hope everyone here is fine and dandy. Personally, I'm just trying to keep my eyes open for long enough so I don't fall asleep BEFORE [censored] today. Heavy tequila/karaoke sess last night, not pretty. Shout outs to anyone I might see out this w/e. Am seeing Ferry Corsten + Dan Bailey @ Slinky on Friday, then on to Maison for Groove Armada saturday. Hopefully. …

  7. Started by Wub Wub,

    Right, sorry haven't been around for a while, but the new intake of freshers has arrived, and seeing as I've blagged fresher accomodation this year, I'm doing my best to drink the little whippersnappers under the table. And DJ obscenely loud hard house to the whole road. Because I can, okay! Hope everyone here is fine and dandy. Personally, I'm just trying to keep my eyes open for long enough so I don't fall asleep BEFORE [censored] today. Heavy tequila/karaoke sess last night, not pretty. Shout outs to anyone I might see out this w/e. Am seeing Ferry Corsten + Dan Bailey @ Slinky on Friday, then on to Maison for Groove Armada saturday. Hopefully. …

  8. Started by Claire DC,

    I got my hair coloured and cut at weekend and just thought id show u all so ull recognise me out (if u dont already know me) I am undecided about whether i like it or not tho as i think the dark is too dark...had layers put in at the front too!!

  9. Started by Claire DC,

    I got my hair coloured and cut at weekend and just thought id show u all so ull recognise me out (if u dont already know me) I am undecided about whether i like it or not tho as i think the dark is too dark...had layers put in at the front too!!

  10. Started by Claire DC,

    I got my hair coloured and cut at weekend and just thought id show u all so ull recognise me out (if u dont already know me) I am undecided about whether i like it or not tho as i think the dark is too dark...had layers put in at the front too!!

  11. Started by Daddy,

    Ibiza took its toll and I've just recovered And looking at the pics I cant believe how twatted I was for 7 days straight .. I must have been in a bad way there are women on there i don't even remember meeting.. Who's up for an Ibiza xmas !!! cant wait to do it all again

  12. Started by Daddy,

    Ibiza took its toll and I've just recovered And looking at the pics I cant believe how twatted I was for 7 days straight .. I must have been in a bad way there are women on there i don't even remember meeting.. Who's up for an Ibiza xmas !!! cant wait to do it all again

  13. Started by Daddy,

    Ibiza took its toll and I've just recovered And looking at the pics I cant believe how twatted I was for 7 days straight .. I must have been in a bad way there are women on there i don't even remember meeting.. Who's up for an Ibiza xmas !!! cant wait to do it all again

  14. Started by MItz,

    What do you think?

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  15. Started by MItz,

    What do you think?

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  16. Started by MItz,

    What do you think?

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  17. Started by Beckie in La La Land,

    hi everyone, as im sure you all know it is my flapping gorgous friend fishes birthday in a little while. we are going out the 19th of october to Garlands of course. i am having a little get - together for her from around 7-30 ish that night, so we can all have a little drink brfore we hit garlands. you are all invited to come to mine, please bring lots of booze, presents, money for my new brain collection, beautiful men and women, goats, camels....erm you know what i mean! i am trusting you will ALL make the effort! PM me if you are coming just so i wil have an idea of how many cakes to make and i can give you directions and stuff xxxxx

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  18. Started by Beckie in La La Land,

    hi everyone, as im sure you all know it is my flapping gorgous friend fishes birthday in a little while. we are going out the 19th of october to Garlands of course. i am having a little get - together for her from around 7-30 ish that night, so we can all have a little drink brfore we hit garlands. you are all invited to come to mine, please bring lots of booze, presents, money for my new brain collection, beautiful men and women, goats, camels....erm you know what i mean! i am trusting you will ALL make the effort! PM me if you are coming just so i wil have an idea of how many cakes to make and i can give you directions and stuff xxxxx

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  19. Started by Beckie in La La Land,

    hi everyone, as im sure you all know it is my flapping gorgous friend fishes birthday in a little while. we are going out the 19th of october to Garlands of course. i am having a little get - together for her from around 7-30 ish that night, so we can all have a little drink brfore we hit garlands. you are all invited to come to mine, please bring lots of booze, presents, money for my new brain collection, beautiful men and women, goats, camels....erm you know what i mean! i am trusting you will ALL make the effort! PM me if you are coming just so i wil have an idea of how many cakes to make and i can give you directions and stuff xxxxx

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  20. Guest
    Started by Guest,

    Take care mate !

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  21. Started by nice1bruva,

    Hi everyone I don't really wanna sound like @Sophie here but from now on I will not be a regular face on CTW anymore Due to recent events which you are probably all aware of by now, I have made a promise that I will stay off the website. I have had a really good time on this board and made some wicked friends who I'd like to keep in touch with. if anyone wants to mail me I am on.... neil.hendry@kdc.co.uk or neilahendry@hotmail.com Will probably see you at some of the meet ups in the future tho hope you understand this weird message take care all neil x P.S. Please don't not reply to this message

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  22. Started by James,

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to bitch "Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for. "Is my bum fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead. MEN'S ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = …

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  23. Started by James,

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to bitch "Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for. "Is my bum fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead. MEN'S ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = …

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  24. Started by James,

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to bitch "Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for. "Is my bum fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead. MEN'S ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = …

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  25. Started by macoinit,

    N stick it on a T-shirt.Best rates if you mention Club The World.When communicating. http://www.nonstopstuff.com info@nonstopstuff.com We also desperatly need new designers.For our design range.C'mon you Arty types.You can take over the world of Clubbin Fashion.

  26. Started by macoinit,

    N stick it on a T-shirt.Best rates if you mention Club The World.When communicating. http://www.nonstopstuff.com info@nonstopstuff.com We also desperatly need new designers.For our design range.C'mon you Arty types.You can take over the world of Clubbin Fashion.

  27. Started by macoinit,

    N stick it on a T-shirt.Best rates if you mention Club The World.When communicating. http://www.nonstopstuff.com info@nonstopstuff.com We also desperatly need new designers.For our design range.C'mon you Arty types.You can take over the world of Clubbin Fashion.

  28. Started by CreamyC,

    This picture scares the [censored] out of me, take a look at FredTheBirdSnatcher ........

  29. Started by CreamyC,

    This picture scares the [censored] out of me, take a look at FredTheBirdSnatcher ........

  30. Started by CreamyC,

    This picture scares the [censored] out of me, take a look at FredTheBirdSnatcher ........

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