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My 'puter has just grown a strangly organic looking camera, on top of the screen, I suspect this is in readiness for 'the night of the long knives' or one minute past midnight on the 23rd. For those of you that are in the same boat, spraying it with bleach or detol seems to do the trick, as mine has shriveled up and apparently died!! tho no doubt, "the committee", will find other means of identifing us. Mingers united will never be defeated...take back the board the running dogs of imperialist authodoxy will never prevail.... (see Creamy's previous post : New Feature)

Post a pic or link to pic of you (or a friend if you are really nasty!) on here! (see attachment!) Ok - i wasnt gonna show anyone this but what the hell - its friday!!

Post a pic or link to pic of you (or a friend if you are really nasty!) on here! (see attachment!) Ok - i wasnt gonna show anyone this but what the hell - its friday!!

Post a pic or link to pic of you (or a friend if you are really nasty!) on here! (see attachment!) Ok - i wasnt gonna show anyone this but what the hell - its friday!!

> > > > > > A radio station recently ran a phone-in > > > competition > > > to find the most embarrassing moments in listeners lives. > > > The > > > following are the final four place getters: > > > > > > 4th place > > > > > > "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler > > > decided to > > > release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was > > > finally > > > able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust > > > and > > > annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if…

> > > > > > A radio station recently ran a phone-in > > > competition > > > to find the most embarrassing moments in listeners lives. > > > The > > > following are the final four place getters: > > > > > > 4th place > > > > > > "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler > > > decided to > > > release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was > > > finally > > > able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust > > > and > > > annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if…

> > > > > > A radio station recently ran a phone-in > > > competition > > > to find the most embarrassing moments in listeners lives. > > > The > > > following are the final four place getters: > > > > > > 4th place > > > > > > "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler > > > decided to > > > release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was > > > finally > > > able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust > > > and > > > annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if…

> > > > > >A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner... > > > >This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is > > > >very nervous. > > > > > > > >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is > > > >beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and >the > > > >broccoli casserole. The gas pains are about making her eyes water. Left > > > >with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out >a > > > >dainty fart. > > > > &gt…

> > > > > >A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner... > > > >This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is > > > >very nervous. > > > > > > > >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is > > > >beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and >the > > > >broccoli casserole. The gas pains are about making her eyes water. Left > > > >with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out >a > > > >dainty fart. > > > > &gt…

> > > > > >A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner... > > > >This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is > > > >very nervous. > > > > > > > >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is > > > >beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and >the > > > >broccoli casserole. The gas pains are about making her eyes water. Left > > > >with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out >a > > > >dainty fart. > > > > &gt…

This is my last Windup-Random-Bollox-Post of the day so .... Q. "How far away from your monitor are you right now ???"

This is my last Windup-Random-Bollox-Post of the day so .... Q. "How far away from your monitor are you right now ???"

This is my last Windup-Random-Bollox-Post of the day so .... Q. "How far away from your monitor are you right now ???"

VIZ TOP TIPS Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. J B Cartland, Brighton. Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker "Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace. J. T., Thropton. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. B Villbens, Birmingham. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange …

VIZ TOP TIPS Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. J B Cartland, Brighton. Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker "Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace. J. T., Thropton. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. B Villbens, Birmingham. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange …

VIZ TOP TIPS Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. J B Cartland, Brighton. Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker "Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace. J. T., Thropton. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. B Villbens, Birmingham. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange …

A classic, re-born ... http://www.deathclock.com I will personally die on Monday, August 21, 2045

A classic, re-born ... http://www.deathclock.com I will personally die on Monday, August 21, 2045

A classic, re-born ... http://www.deathclock.com I will personally die on Monday, August 21, 2045

Was real nice of Tom and Aby to let me have free-range on the decks for a good 40 mins - the roof fecking lifted off in play-2 that night - AMAZING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Was real nice of Tom and Aby to let me have free-range on the decks for a good 40 mins - the roof fecking lifted off in play-2 that night - AMAZING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Was real nice of Tom and Aby to let me have free-range on the decks for a good 40 mins - the roof fecking lifted off in play-2 that night - AMAZING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Wild [censored] horses wouldn't keep me away from this one... But don't be picking up the traffic cones on the stage and using them as megafones, to whoop at the dj (like i did on saturday) the bouncers don't like it...... Messy Messy, it was so so messy..........

Wild [censored] horses wouldn't keep me away from this one... But don't be picking up the traffic cones on the stage and using them as megafones, to whoop at the dj (like i did on saturday) the bouncers don't like it...... Messy Messy, it was so so messy..........

Wild [censored] horses wouldn't keep me away from this one... But don't be picking up the traffic cones on the stage and using them as megafones, to whoop at the dj (like i did on saturday) the bouncers don't like it...... Messy Messy, it was so so messy..........

....pen you're using at the moment??? LOL-happy creamy???

....pen you're using at the moment??? LOL-happy creamy???

....pen you're using at the moment??? LOL-happy creamy???

I [censored] LOVE THIS EMAIL - CANT GET ENOUGH - best/funniest email I've ever received I think ... The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the "Family Fortunes" gameshow in the UK. Name something a blind person might use - A sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde Name a dangerous race - The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse Name something that floats in the bath - Water Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair …

I [censored] LOVE THIS EMAIL - CANT GET ENOUGH - best/funniest email I've ever received I think ... The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the "Family Fortunes" gameshow in the UK. Name something a blind person might use - A sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde Name a dangerous race - The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse Name something that floats in the bath - Water Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair …