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This is my last Windup-Random-Bollox-Post of the day so .... Q. "How far away from your monitor are you right now ???"

This is my last Windup-Random-Bollox-Post of the day so .... Q. "How far away from your monitor are you right now ???"

This is my last Windup-Random-Bollox-Post of the day so .... Q. "How far away from your monitor are you right now ???"

VIZ TOP TIPS Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. J B Cartland, Brighton. Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker "Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace. J. T., Thropton. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. B Villbens, Birmingham. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange …

VIZ TOP TIPS Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. J B Cartland, Brighton. Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker "Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace. J. T., Thropton. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. B Villbens, Birmingham. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange …

VIZ TOP TIPS Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. J B Cartland, Brighton. Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker "Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace. J. T., Thropton. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. B Villbens, Birmingham. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange …

A classic, re-born ... http://www.deathclock.com I will personally die on Monday, August 21, 2045

A classic, re-born ... http://www.deathclock.com I will personally die on Monday, August 21, 2045

A classic, re-born ... http://www.deathclock.com I will personally die on Monday, August 21, 2045

Was real nice of Tom and Aby to let me have free-range on the decks for a good 40 mins - the roof fecking lifted off in play-2 that night - AMAZING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Was real nice of Tom and Aby to let me have free-range on the decks for a good 40 mins - the roof fecking lifted off in play-2 that night - AMAZING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Was real nice of Tom and Aby to let me have free-range on the decks for a good 40 mins - the roof fecking lifted off in play-2 that night - AMAZING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Wild [censored] horses wouldn't keep me away from this one... But don't be picking up the traffic cones on the stage and using them as megafones, to whoop at the dj (like i did on saturday) the bouncers don't like it...... Messy Messy, it was so so messy..........

Wild [censored] horses wouldn't keep me away from this one... But don't be picking up the traffic cones on the stage and using them as megafones, to whoop at the dj (like i did on saturday) the bouncers don't like it...... Messy Messy, it was so so messy..........

Wild [censored] horses wouldn't keep me away from this one... But don't be picking up the traffic cones on the stage and using them as megafones, to whoop at the dj (like i did on saturday) the bouncers don't like it...... Messy Messy, it was so so messy..........

....pen you're using at the moment??? LOL-happy creamy???

....pen you're using at the moment??? LOL-happy creamy???

....pen you're using at the moment??? LOL-happy creamy???

I [censored] LOVE THIS EMAIL - CANT GET ENOUGH - best/funniest email I've ever received I think ... The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the "Family Fortunes" gameshow in the UK. Name something a blind person might use - A sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde Name a dangerous race - The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse Name something that floats in the bath - Water Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair …

I [censored] LOVE THIS EMAIL - CANT GET ENOUGH - best/funniest email I've ever received I think ... The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the "Family Fortunes" gameshow in the UK. Name something a blind person might use - A sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde Name a dangerous race - The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse Name something that floats in the bath - Water Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair …

I [censored] LOVE THIS EMAIL - CANT GET ENOUGH - best/funniest email I've ever received I think ... The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the "Family Fortunes" gameshow in the UK. Name something a blind person might use - A sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde Name a dangerous race - The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse Name something that floats in the bath - Water Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair …

Please add your topic suggestions here for what should be included in the "Most Pointless Post" poll by the way this post in itself can be nominated !

Please add your topic suggestions here for what should be included in the "Most Pointless Post" poll by the way this post in itself can be nominated !

Please add your topic suggestions here for what should be included in the "Most Pointless Post" poll by the way this post in itself can be nominated !

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A few weeks back there was a post on your least favoured words. Well now its time for your favourite words. My favourite word (and phrase for that matter) of all time has got to be: Bollocks!!!!!

A few weeks back there was a post on your least favoured words. Well now its time for your favourite words. My favourite word (and phrase for that matter) of all time has got to be: Bollocks!!!!!

A few weeks back there was a post on your least favoured words. Well now its time for your favourite words. My favourite word (and phrase for that matter) of all time has got to be: Bollocks!!!!!