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My mate 'C' just emailed me saying she needs to diet following yesterdays food-fest - cracks me up so I thought I'd post it - just wondered if anyone else has 'gone mad' now and then and what the most you've ever ate in one day. Yesterday I ate: Soup, 2 bread rolls, 4 kit-kats, chicken madras with rice and 1 yogurt, o and then 1 whole big milka bar. 'C' ate yesterday ... 3 crumpets with jam Large chicken mayo and salad baguette from Asda 5 GIANT sized choc chip cookies (the fresh ones from ADSA - I ate the whole bag) Packet of wine gums Penguin Go Ahead chocolate bar Penguin 3 crumpets 2 crusty rolls with cabbage penguin CLASSIC

My mate 'C' just emailed me saying she needs to diet following yesterdays food-fest - cracks me up so I thought I'd post it - just wondered if anyone else has 'gone mad' now and then and what the most you've ever ate in one day. Yesterday I ate: Soup, 2 bread rolls, 4 kit-kats, chicken madras with rice and 1 yogurt, o and then 1 whole big milka bar. 'C' ate yesterday ... 3 crumpets with jam Large chicken mayo and salad baguette from Asda 5 GIANT sized choc chip cookies (the fresh ones from ADSA - I ate the whole bag) Packet of wine gums Penguin Go Ahead chocolate bar Penguin 3 crumpets 2 crusty rolls with cabbage penguin CLASSIC

This stems from a conversation we had last Christmas at a do we had at [censored]. The women were trying to pin down the exact taste of male come...and new copper pennys came out favourite. I chipped in and asked the assembled crowd, what they thought a woman's pussy juice, tasted like. I mooted that some girls taste like beef crisps, the rest are difficult to describe as the taste is quite unique and not at all like anything else. But that could just be me. So i'd be really intrested in the what the rest of you all think. later Ian

This stems from a conversation we had last Christmas at a do we had at [censored]. The women were trying to pin down the exact taste of male come...and new copper pennys came out favourite. I chipped in and asked the assembled crowd, what they thought a woman's pussy juice, tasted like. I mooted that some girls taste like beef crisps, the rest are difficult to describe as the taste is quite unique and not at all like anything else. But that could just be me. So i'd be really intrested in the what the rest of you all think. later Ian

This stems from a conversation we had last Christmas at a do we had at [censored]. The women were trying to pin down the exact taste of male come...and new copper pennys came out favourite. I chipped in and asked the assembled crowd, what they thought a woman's pussy juice, tasted like. I mooted that some girls taste like beef crisps, the rest are difficult to describe as the taste is quite unique and not at all like anything else. But that could just be me. So i'd be really intrested in the what the rest of you all think. later Ian

Hey huns, Hope everyone got home alright. Sorry for having to kick you out early! MYself and elly dozed til about 4pm, by which time my supposed new housemates STILL haven't arrived. godamnit. Anyways, glad you both had a wicked night, and will see you again soon. *MWAH*

well I'm back here again.. eeeekkkk and it's still rocking! weather is nice, not sure how hot today but it was 32 yesterday, which is good for this time of year! it was 35 back in june and same in august. if anyone else is out here and wants to meet up let me know where you'll be going and chilling! www.e-biza.net/eggcam.html byeeee

Thought I'd wait to the rest of you's got back from there till I wrote this just wanted to say hello to Bunnykins Elly James Kev Ray Ed Tara Jon Beckie Neil and sorry anyone else I met but was to mashed to remember ... i'm sure there was others anyway nice meeting the lot I've listed... you are all a sound bunch of people and hopefully met you all again soon over here and meet some of the ones I missed too Mark

Thought I'd wait to the rest of you's got back from there till I wrote this just wanted to say hello to Bunnykins Elly James Kev Ray Ed Tara Jon Beckie Neil and sorry anyone else I met but was to mashed to remember ... i'm sure there was others anyway nice meeting the lot I've listed... you are all a sound bunch of people and hopefully met you all again soon over here and meet some of the ones I missed too Mark

Thought I'd wait to the rest of you's got back from there till I wrote this just wanted to say hello to Bunnykins Elly James Kev Ray Ed Tara Jon Beckie Neil and sorry anyone else I met but was to mashed to remember ... i'm sure there was others anyway nice meeting the lot I've listed... you are all a sound bunch of people and hopefully met you all again soon over here and meet some of the ones I missed too Mark

FINALLY! the back end of the week rolls round! It's been a hectic week this week, not one of my favourites. I've had new Playstation2 games to buy, food to cook, and an overdraft facility to abouse. Harshness. Still, tonight will make up for all that. Slinky with my mates and gf, then all back to mine for an afterparty also featuring the people what are going to Enzo's in salisbury, apparently. Oh well.....

FINALLY! the back end of the week rolls round! It's been a hectic week this week, not one of my favourites. I've had new Playstation2 games to buy, food to cook, and an overdraft facility to abouse. Harshness. Still, tonight will make up for all that. Slinky with my mates and gf, then all back to mine for an afterparty also featuring the people what are going to Enzo's in salisbury, apparently. Oh well.....

FINALLY! the back end of the week rolls round! It's been a hectic week this week, not one of my favourites. I've had new Playstation2 games to buy, food to cook, and an overdraft facility to abouse. Harshness. Still, tonight will make up for all that. Slinky with my mates and gf, then all back to mine for an afterparty also featuring the people what are going to Enzo's in salisbury, apparently. Oh well.....

James m8 Can you move the Turnmills thread in event suggestions to 'this weekend' Thks ian

James m8 Can you move the Turnmills thread in event suggestions to 'this weekend' Thks ian

James m8 Can you move the Turnmills thread in event suggestions to 'this weekend' Thks ian

Hiya sweetie.... Can you please paste this as the URL for your pic in your profile ........ http://www.clubtheworld.uk/images/members/RainbowGurl.jpg

Hiya sweetie.... Can you please paste this as the URL for your pic in your profile ........ http://www.clubtheworld.uk/images/members/RainbowGurl.jpg

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An old one: 2 nuns sitting in a bath, one turns to the other and says "where's the soap?" the second nun replies "it does, doesn't it?"

An old one: 2 nuns sitting in a bath, one turns to the other and says "where's the soap?" the second nun replies "it does, doesn't it?"

An old one: 2 nuns sitting in a bath, one turns to the other and says "where's the soap?" the second nun replies "it does, doesn't it?"

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

So I'm sad to be sat at home on a Friday evening and hiring dvds - hands up, it's a fair cop. However, films are something I'm really into and I've just seen a couple of corkers...so I was just wondering whether you peeps like the old silver screen and if so what are your fave movies. Particularly love Robert de Niro (Raging Bull and all the scorsese gangsta fliks), but also really like Crouching Tiger, Any Given Sunday and The Matrix at the mo. Small suggestion for anybody driven to blockbuster this weekend - don't get Beautiful Mind and Vanilla Sky out at the same time...particularly if you're on any sort of comedown. The combination of an imbalanced mind and …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME .......................................... GANG NAME .................................. TAG ............................................. HOOD ........................................... Q 1). Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? A). Q 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? …