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An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

Yo Bud - long time no see - when you out next mate - I miss ya all !

Yo Bud - long time no see - when you out next mate - I miss ya all !

Yo Bud - long time no see - when you out next mate - I miss ya all !

I have decks ! And I'm gonna be in all girls areas in the next two weeks ! Oh yes I am! And I have CD's Lots of them Yes I do! Would you like one ? Watch out Vinyl, Rave and all the other donkey doughnut wananbes, theres a new wannabe in town ... His name ........ CREAMYC!

I have decks ! And I'm gonna be in all girls areas in the next two weeks ! Oh yes I am! And I have CD's Lots of them Yes I do! Would you like one ? Watch out Vinyl, Rave and all the other donkey doughnut wananbes, theres a new wannabe in town ... His name ........ CREAMYC!

I have decks ! And I'm gonna be in all girls areas in the next two weeks ! Oh yes I am! And I have CD's Lots of them Yes I do! Would you like one ? Watch out Vinyl, Rave and all the other donkey doughnut wananbes, theres a new wannabe in town ... His name ........ CREAMYC!

This is a test of the Emergency Friendship System ....... A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" ©alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears ®aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues y…

This is a test of the Emergency Friendship System ....... A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" ©alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears ®aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues y…

This is a test of the Emergency Friendship System ....... A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" ©alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears ®aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues y…

Annoying but ammusing at the same time. I just received some spam with the subject "Girls with their eyes glued shut with jizz" Nice. m.

Annoying but ammusing at the same time. I just received some spam with the subject "Girls with their eyes glued shut with jizz" Nice. m.

Annoying but ammusing at the same time. I just received some spam with the subject "Girls with their eyes glued shut with jizz" Nice. m.

Fresh of the e-mail from our office in Dublin, where it's going round the houses, whetver he was on I want some Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz. (Irish Radio Station) 1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword 2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the Capital of France? F 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital 7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil 8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in sh*it 9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Cl…

Fresh of the e-mail from our office in Dublin, where it's going round the houses, whetver he was on I want some Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz. (Irish Radio Station) 1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword 2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the Capital of France? F 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital 7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil 8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in sh*it 9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Cl…

Fresh of the e-mail from our office in Dublin, where it's going round the houses, whetver he was on I want some Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz. (Irish Radio Station) 1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword 2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the Capital of France? F 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital 7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil 8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in sh*it 9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Cl…

james the ibiza pics are wicked, BUT there are some feckin bad ones of me!! didnt realise just how many people i grabbed!! oops!! piss funny hun!! xxx

james the ibiza pics are wicked, BUT there are some feckin bad ones of me!! didnt realise just how many people i grabbed!! oops!! piss funny hun!! xxx

james the ibiza pics are wicked, BUT there are some feckin bad ones of me!! didnt realise just how many people i grabbed!! oops!! piss funny hun!! xxx

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so come on, do wehaven any stars among us? i know claire is well on her way to super DJ stardom! i was in hollyoaks...bad experience i never want to repeat!

so come on, do wehaven any stars among us? i know claire is well on her way to super DJ stardom! i was in hollyoaks...bad experience i never want to repeat!

so come on, do wehaven any stars among us? i know claire is well on her way to super DJ stardom! i was in hollyoaks...bad experience i never want to repeat!

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A new feature is to be installed at ClubTheWorld! After recent discussions with certain people it has been decided to cut down on the amount of ugly people / mingers etc! To do this as from Monday 23rd September any newbie people will have to go through a stern mingers test! A new inbuilt camera will be installed on the New User section, once the newbie has filled out their profile etc they will then have their picture taken, the system will then take 30 seconds to decide whether they are a minger or not! If they pass they will be allowed in to ClubTheWorld, if they are not the system will automatically send them on to either uglypeople.com or mingers.com where th…

A new feature is to be installed at ClubTheWorld! After recent discussions with certain people it has been decided to cut down on the amount of ugly people / mingers etc! To do this as from Monday 23rd September any newbie people will have to go through a stern mingers test! A new inbuilt camera will be installed on the New User section, once the newbie has filled out their profile etc they will then have their picture taken, the system will then take 30 seconds to decide whether they are a minger or not! If they pass they will be allowed in to ClubTheWorld, if they are not the system will automatically send them on to either uglypeople.com or mingers.com where th…