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How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

So I'm sad to be sat at home on a Friday evening and hiring dvds - hands up, it's a fair cop. However, films are something I'm really into and I've just seen a couple of corkers...so I was just wondering whether you peeps like the old silver screen and if so what are your fave movies. Particularly love Robert de Niro (Raging Bull and all the scorsese gangsta fliks), but also really like Crouching Tiger, Any Given Sunday and The Matrix at the mo. Small suggestion for anybody driven to blockbuster this weekend - don't get Beautiful Mind and Vanilla Sky out at the same time...particularly if you're on any sort of comedown. The combination of an imbalanced mind and …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME .......................................... GANG NAME .................................. TAG ............................................. HOOD ........................................... Q 1). Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? A). Q 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? …

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME .......................................... GANG NAME .................................. TAG ............................................. HOOD ........................................... Q 1). Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? A). Q 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? …

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME .......................................... GANG NAME .................................. TAG ............................................. HOOD ........................................... Q 1). Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? A). Q 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? …

Things Women need to Know About Men ... When watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period, as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. When I say thank you after a blow job, a simple you're welcome' will suffice. I'm not interested in kissing you. If I'm doing anything that involves directions, tools or sharp objects don't interrupt me and never offer to help. When we're watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, don't hassle me to change the channel back. I always kno…

Things Women need to Know About Men ... When watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period, as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. When I say thank you after a blow job, a simple you're welcome' will suffice. I'm not interested in kissing you. If I'm doing anything that involves directions, tools or sharp objects don't interrupt me and never offer to help. When we're watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, don't hassle me to change the channel back. I always kno…

Things Women need to Know About Men ... When watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period, as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. When I say thank you after a blow job, a simple you're welcome' will suffice. I'm not interested in kissing you. If I'm doing anything that involves directions, tools or sharp objects don't interrupt me and never offer to help. When we're watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, don't hassle me to change the channel back. I always kno…

40 ways women fail in bed ... 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times.The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them …

40 ways women fail in bed ... 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times.The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them …

40 ways women fail in bed ... 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times.The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them …

30 Things Not To Say To Your Bird 1) Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. 2) How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!? 3) You must be very experienced. 4) Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? 5) Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. 6) I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. 7) Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. 8) Would you mind rolling around in this flour. 9) I heard carpenters dream about you. 10) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 11) Look.. I can get my whole arm in. 12) It's a good thing you have so many other ta…

30 Things Not To Say To Your Bird 1) Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. 2) How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!? 3) You must be very experienced. 4) Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? 5) Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. 6) I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. 7) Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. 8) Would you mind rolling around in this flour. 9) I heard carpenters dream about you. 10) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 11) Look.. I can get my whole arm in. 12) It's a good thing you have so many other ta…

30 Things Not To Say To Your Bird 1) Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. 2) How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!? 3) You must be very experienced. 4) Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? 5) Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. 6) I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. 7) Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. 8) Would you mind rolling around in this flour. 9) I heard carpenters dream about you. 10) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 11) Look.. I can get my whole arm in. 12) It's a good thing you have so many other ta…

wheeeeeeee! Just a quick pop down from the popples spaceship to invite Creamy and Fred back to mine for an intergalactic threesome!

wheeeeeeee! Just a quick pop down from the popples spaceship to invite Creamy and Fred back to mine for an intergalactic threesome!

wheeeeeeee! Just a quick pop down from the popples spaceship to invite Creamy and Fred back to mine for an intergalactic threesome!

Noticed the topic got closed - well I've only jsut read it since last week, and it does seem bit one-sided to me. I've got nothing against anybody on this board but it does seem some peeps only have 1 side of the story, I've got my views which I can't b arsed to put up, I had a wicked holiday and so did Elly and Tara but I do wanna say this - the newbie that came on and said Tara put u off the board - if u came to Ibiza with us and were told u weren't wanted on certain nites out because u were a girl and cramped certain peeps style ie - main reason making it harder to pull, would u jsut bugger off happily letting the main ones on this site carry on after inviting everyon…

Noticed the topic got closed - well I've only jsut read it since last week, and it does seem bit one-sided to me. I've got nothing against anybody on this board but it does seem some peeps only have 1 side of the story, I've got my views which I can't b arsed to put up, I had a wicked holiday and so did Elly and Tara but I do wanna say this - the newbie that came on and said Tara put u off the board - if u came to Ibiza with us and were told u weren't wanted on certain nites out because u were a girl and cramped certain peeps style ie - main reason making it harder to pull, would u jsut bugger off happily letting the main ones on this site carry on after inviting everyon…

I was spending the day in the house on my own and had already knocked out a few arm breakers when I decided there was more to life than burping the worm all the time. My blue veined hooligan had been getting a bit sore lately as a result and it was therefore time for my womb-broom to experience a bit of action and allow my kojaks money box to shoot some filthy yoghurt into some womans furry letter box. Feeding the pigeons is OK but not to the extent I had been doing it. Later that evening I prepared myself for a night on the town with the boys. There's no better preparation then having baked one for hours and then feeling the ecstasy of releasin…

I was spending the day in the house on my own and had already knocked out a few arm breakers when I decided there was more to life than burping the worm all the time. My blue veined hooligan had been getting a bit sore lately as a result and it was therefore time for my womb-broom to experience a bit of action and allow my kojaks money box to shoot some filthy yoghurt into some womans furry letter box. Feeding the pigeons is OK but not to the extent I had been doing it. Later that evening I prepared myself for a night on the town with the boys. There's no better preparation then having baked one for hours and then feeling the ecstasy of releasin…

I was spending the day in the house on my own and had already knocked out a few arm breakers when I decided there was more to life than burping the worm all the time. My blue veined hooligan had been getting a bit sore lately as a result and it was therefore time for my womb-broom to experience a bit of action and allow my kojaks money box to shoot some filthy yoghurt into some womans furry letter box. Feeding the pigeons is OK but not to the extent I had been doing it. Later that evening I prepared myself for a night on the town with the boys. There's no better preparation then having baked one for hours and then feeling the ecstasy of releasin…

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"