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Coz Lets Face It.................. W.O.R.K IS PANTS Rave Hard, Drink Hard and Keep It Hard. Cya Peeps, All the Best.

Coz Lets Face It.................. W.O.R.K IS PANTS Rave Hard, Drink Hard and Keep It Hard. Cya Peeps, All the Best.

Coz Lets Face It.................. W.O.R.K IS PANTS Rave Hard, Drink Hard and Keep It Hard. Cya Peeps, All the Best.

My phone is busted so I've gota get a new one. At the moment I'm with Virgin Mobile pay as you go. 15p per min for 1st 5mins then 5p per min there after. text - 10p Vocie mail - free Anyone know of any good offers around? I defo want a Nokia handset but don't really mind if its a pay as you go or contract. Any ideas?

My phone is busted so I've gota get a new one. At the moment I'm with Virgin Mobile pay as you go. 15p per min for 1st 5mins then 5p per min there after. text - 10p Vocie mail - free Anyone know of any good offers around? I defo want a Nokia handset but don't really mind if its a pay as you go or contract. Any ideas?

My phone is busted so I've gota get a new one. At the moment I'm with Virgin Mobile pay as you go. 15p per min for 1st 5mins then 5p per min there after. text - 10p Vocie mail - free Anyone know of any good offers around? I defo want a Nokia handset but don't really mind if its a pay as you go or contract. Any ideas?

if anyone else is sat in, bored like me, and fancies a chat then do that msn thing..i dont know how

if anyone else is sat in, bored like me, and fancies a chat then do that msn thing..i dont know how

if anyone else is sat in, bored like me, and fancies a chat then do that msn thing..i dont know how

Who has got any tattoos ? Where are they and what are they of ? What do you think of tattoos ... Quality or Tacky ?

Who has got any tattoos ? Where are they and what are they of ? What do you think of tattoos ... Quality or Tacky ?

Who has got any tattoos ? Where are they and what are they of ? What do you think of tattoos ... Quality or Tacky ?

hi big favour here. a friend of mine found out her picture is in the August 2002 issue of Mixmag. do you have a (spare) copy of this lying around and would you be willing to send it to me so i can give it to her and make her smile? i'm in the US. i would be sincerely grateful and could reciprocate by sending something (legal) from here to you in return. namaste alasdair

hi big favour here. a friend of mine found out her picture is in the August 2002 issue of Mixmag. do you have a (spare) copy of this lying around and would you be willing to send it to me so i can give it to her and make her smile? i'm in the US. i would be sincerely grateful and could reciprocate by sending something (legal) from here to you in return. namaste alasdair

hi big favour here. a friend of mine found out her picture is in the August 2002 issue of Mixmag. do you have a (spare) copy of this lying around and would you be willing to send it to me so i can give it to her and make her smile? i'm in the US. i would be sincerely grateful and could reciprocate by sending something (legal) from here to you in return. namaste alasdair

AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French kiss, but given down under. BADLY PACKED KEBAB A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia. BEAVER LEAVER A homosexual. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. BEER SCOOTER The ability to get home after a night out on the bo…

AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French kiss, but given down under. BADLY PACKED KEBAB A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia. BEAVER LEAVER A homosexual. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. BEER SCOOTER The ability to get home after a night out on the bo…

AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French kiss, but given down under. BADLY PACKED KEBAB A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia. BEAVER LEAVER A homosexual. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. BEER SCOOTER The ability to get home after a night out on the bo…

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine . Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this phe…

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine . Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this phe…

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine . Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this phe…

The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Dopey replies, "excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, th…

The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Dopey replies, "excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, th…

The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Dopey replies, "excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, th…

It is not often a man remembers an anniversary! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly."Y…

It is not often a man remembers an anniversary! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly."Y…

It is not often a man remembers an anniversary! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly."Y…

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. > > One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary > suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed > there. > > Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary > out. > > When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately > ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he > now considered him to be mentally stable. > > When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad > news. The good news is you're being discharged because sinc…

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. > > One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary > suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed > there. > > Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary > out. > > When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately > ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he > now considered him to be mentally stable. > > When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad > news. The good news is you're being discharged because sinc…

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. > > One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary > suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed > there. > > Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary > out. > > When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately > ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he > now considered him to be mentally stable. > > When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad > news. The good news is you're being discharged because sinc…