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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in the sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk into bathroom wearing long> dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make a mental note, must do more situps. Get in the shower. Use Face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure its clean. Condition your hair with Grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave for 15 minutes…

Use a word or phrase that indicates your happiness at finding the site back up. Mine is "ya dancer".

Use a word or phrase that indicates your happiness at finding the site back up. Mine is "ya dancer".

Use a word or phrase that indicates your happiness at finding the site back up. Mine is "ya dancer".

I should have listened to the woman in the sunbed place who told me that all the tubes had been replaced and that i should cut my time down by 3 mins........... but no, who knew best & who didnt listen?? ..............ME!! I now have a face like FredtheBaddies!

I should have listened to the woman in the sunbed place who told me that all the tubes had been replaced and that i should cut my time down by 3 mins........... but no, who knew best & who didnt listen?? ..............ME!! I now have a face like FredtheBaddies!

I should have listened to the woman in the sunbed place who told me that all the tubes had been replaced and that i should cut my time down by 3 mins........... but no, who knew best & who didnt listen?? ..............ME!! I now have a face like FredtheBaddies!

As apparantly, they could be felt all around the UK, the epicentre or starting point being Dudley in the Midlands. I didn't feel anything, but our company MD was awoken by it and quite a few people i know felt it. Crazy ! I thought this only happened in other countries.

As apparantly, they could be felt all around the UK, the epicentre or starting point being Dudley in the Midlands. I didn't feel anything, but our company MD was awoken by it and quite a few people i know felt it. Crazy ! I thought this only happened in other countries.

As apparantly, they could be felt all around the UK, the epicentre or starting point being Dudley in the Midlands. I didn't feel anything, but our company MD was awoken by it and quite a few people i know felt it. Crazy ! I thought this only happened in other countries.

Alrighty, im in college at the moment and I have to evaluate a website using a Web Evaluation Form created by my course tutor and im evaluation the Club The World site. I dunno why im telling you, just bored sitting here in a hot stinkin' room with nothing to do but stare at a monitor with a 600 x 700 resolution which is doing my head in No worries James im going it a good honestly evaluation

Alrighty, im in college at the moment and I have to evaluate a website using a Web Evaluation Form created by my course tutor and im evaluation the Club The World site. I dunno why im telling you, just bored sitting here in a hot stinkin' room with nothing to do but stare at a monitor with a 600 x 700 resolution which is doing my head in No worries James im going it a good honestly evaluation

Alrighty, im in college at the moment and I have to evaluate a website using a Web Evaluation Form created by my course tutor and im evaluation the Club The World site. I dunno why im telling you, just bored sitting here in a hot stinkin' room with nothing to do but stare at a monitor with a 600 x 700 resolution which is doing my head in No worries James im going it a good honestly evaluation

>If you think life is bad..... > > > > > > > >How would you like to be an egg? > > > > > >You only get laid once. > > > > > >You only get eaten once. > > > > > >It takes four minutes to get hard. > > > > > >Only two minutes to get soft. > > > > > >You share your box with 11 other guys. > > > > > >But worst of all... > > > > > >the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! > > > > > …

>If you think life is bad..... > > > > > > > >How would you like to be an egg? > > > > > >You only get laid once. > > > > > >You only get eaten once. > > > > > >It takes four minutes to get hard. > > > > > >Only two minutes to get soft. > > > > > >You share your box with 11 other guys. > > > > > >But worst of all... > > > > > >the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! > > > > > …

>If you think life is bad..... > > > > > > > >How would you like to be an egg? > > > > > >You only get laid once. > > > > > >You only get eaten once. > > > > > >It takes four minutes to get hard. > > > > > >Only two minutes to get soft. > > > > > >You share your box with 11 other guys. > > > > > >But worst of all... > > > > > >the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! > > > > > …

Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit... Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant. James: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder... Chris: - Scuse me.... n…

Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit... Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant. James: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder... Chris: - Scuse me.... n…

Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit... Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant. James: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder... Chris: - Scuse me.... n…

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Absolute GEM - one of the best links of the week ! http://www.talibanreunited.com/

Absolute GEM - one of the best links of the week ! http://www.talibanreunited.com/

Right, sorry haven't been around for a while, but the new intake of freshers has arrived, and seeing as I've blagged fresher accomodation this year, I'm doing my best to drink the little whippersnappers under the table. And DJ obscenely loud hard house to the whole road. Because I can, okay! Hope everyone here is fine and dandy. Personally, I'm just trying to keep my eyes open for long enough so I don't fall asleep BEFORE [censored] today. Heavy tequila/karaoke sess last night, not pretty. Shout outs to anyone I might see out this w/e. Am seeing Ferry Corsten + Dan Bailey @ Slinky on Friday, then on to Maison for Groove Armada saturday. Hopefully. …

Right, sorry haven't been around for a while, but the new intake of freshers has arrived, and seeing as I've blagged fresher accomodation this year, I'm doing my best to drink the little whippersnappers under the table. And DJ obscenely loud hard house to the whole road. Because I can, okay! Hope everyone here is fine and dandy. Personally, I'm just trying to keep my eyes open for long enough so I don't fall asleep BEFORE [censored] today. Heavy tequila/karaoke sess last night, not pretty. Shout outs to anyone I might see out this w/e. Am seeing Ferry Corsten + Dan Bailey @ Slinky on Friday, then on to Maison for Groove Armada saturday. Hopefully. …

Right, sorry haven't been around for a while, but the new intake of freshers has arrived, and seeing as I've blagged fresher accomodation this year, I'm doing my best to drink the little whippersnappers under the table. And DJ obscenely loud hard house to the whole road. Because I can, okay! Hope everyone here is fine and dandy. Personally, I'm just trying to keep my eyes open for long enough so I don't fall asleep BEFORE [censored] today. Heavy tequila/karaoke sess last night, not pretty. Shout outs to anyone I might see out this w/e. Am seeing Ferry Corsten + Dan Bailey @ Slinky on Friday, then on to Maison for Groove Armada saturday. Hopefully. …

I got my hair coloured and cut at weekend and just thought id show u all so ull recognise me out (if u dont already know me) I am undecided about whether i like it or not tho as i think the dark is too dark...had layers put in at the front too!!

I got my hair coloured and cut at weekend and just thought id show u all so ull recognise me out (if u dont already know me) I am undecided about whether i like it or not tho as i think the dark is too dark...had layers put in at the front too!!

I got my hair coloured and cut at weekend and just thought id show u all so ull recognise me out (if u dont already know me) I am undecided about whether i like it or not tho as i think the dark is too dark...had layers put in at the front too!!

Ibiza took its toll and I've just recovered And looking at the pics I cant believe how twatted I was for 7 days straight .. I must have been in a bad way there are women on there i don't even remember meeting.. Who's up for an Ibiza xmas !!! cant wait to do it all again

Ibiza took its toll and I've just recovered And looking at the pics I cant believe how twatted I was for 7 days straight .. I must have been in a bad way there are women on there i don't even remember meeting.. Who's up for an Ibiza xmas !!! cant wait to do it all again