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Thought I'd wait to the rest of you's got back from there till I wrote this just wanted to say hello to Bunnykins Elly James Kev Ray Ed Tara Jon Beckie Neil and sorry anyone else I met but was to mashed to remember ... i'm sure there was others anyway nice meeting the lot I've listed... you are all a sound bunch of people and hopefully met you all again soon over here and meet some of the ones I missed too Mark

FINALLY! the back end of the week rolls round! It's been a hectic week this week, not one of my favourites. I've had new Playstation2 games to buy, food to cook, and an overdraft facility to abouse. Harshness. Still, tonight will make up for all that. Slinky with my mates and gf, then all back to mine for an afterparty also featuring the people what are going to Enzo's in salisbury, apparently. Oh well.....

FINALLY! the back end of the week rolls round! It's been a hectic week this week, not one of my favourites. I've had new Playstation2 games to buy, food to cook, and an overdraft facility to abouse. Harshness. Still, tonight will make up for all that. Slinky with my mates and gf, then all back to mine for an afterparty also featuring the people what are going to Enzo's in salisbury, apparently. Oh well.....

FINALLY! the back end of the week rolls round! It's been a hectic week this week, not one of my favourites. I've had new Playstation2 games to buy, food to cook, and an overdraft facility to abouse. Harshness. Still, tonight will make up for all that. Slinky with my mates and gf, then all back to mine for an afterparty also featuring the people what are going to Enzo's in salisbury, apparently. Oh well.....

James m8 Can you move the Turnmills thread in event suggestions to 'this weekend' Thks ian

James m8 Can you move the Turnmills thread in event suggestions to 'this weekend' Thks ian

James m8 Can you move the Turnmills thread in event suggestions to 'this weekend' Thks ian

Hiya sweetie.... Can you please paste this as the URL for your pic in your profile ........ http://www.clubtheworld.uk/images/members/RainbowGurl.jpg

Hiya sweetie.... Can you please paste this as the URL for your pic in your profile ........ http://www.clubtheworld.uk/images/members/RainbowGurl.jpg

Hiya sweetie.... Can you please paste this as the URL for your pic in your profile ........ http://www.clubtheworld.uk/images/members/RainbowGurl.jpg

An old one: 2 nuns sitting in a bath, one turns to the other and says "where's the soap?" the second nun replies "it does, doesn't it?"

An old one: 2 nuns sitting in a bath, one turns to the other and says "where's the soap?" the second nun replies "it does, doesn't it?"

An old one: 2 nuns sitting in a bath, one turns to the other and says "where's the soap?" the second nun replies "it does, doesn't it?"

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

How To Give A Cat A Pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a …

So I'm sad to be sat at home on a Friday evening and hiring dvds - hands up, it's a fair cop. However, films are something I'm really into and I've just seen a couple of corkers...so I was just wondering whether you peeps like the old silver screen and if so what are your fave movies. Particularly love Robert de Niro (Raging Bull and all the scorsese gangsta fliks), but also really like Crouching Tiger, Any Given Sunday and The Matrix at the mo. Small suggestion for anybody driven to blockbuster this weekend - don't get Beautiful Mind and Vanilla Sky out at the same time...particularly if you're on any sort of comedown. The combination of an imbalanced mind and …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

Don't know why i'm posting this, but it did tickle me! Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. …

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME .......................................... GANG NAME .................................. TAG ............................................. HOOD ........................................... Q 1). Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? A). Q 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? …

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME .......................................... GANG NAME .................................. TAG ............................................. HOOD ........................................... Q 1). Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? A). Q 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? …

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME .......................................... GANG NAME .................................. TAG ............................................. HOOD ........................................... Q 1). Little Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? A). Q 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? …

Things Women need to Know About Men ... When watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period, as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. When I say thank you after a blow job, a simple you're welcome' will suffice. I'm not interested in kissing you. If I'm doing anything that involves directions, tools or sharp objects don't interrupt me and never offer to help. When we're watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, don't hassle me to change the channel back. I always kno…

Things Women need to Know About Men ... When watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period, as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. When I say thank you after a blow job, a simple you're welcome' will suffice. I'm not interested in kissing you. If I'm doing anything that involves directions, tools or sharp objects don't interrupt me and never offer to help. When we're watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, don't hassle me to change the channel back. I always kno…

Things Women need to Know About Men ... When watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during time-outs and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period, as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. When I say thank you after a blow job, a simple you're welcome' will suffice. I'm not interested in kissing you. If I'm doing anything that involves directions, tools or sharp objects don't interrupt me and never offer to help. When we're watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, don't hassle me to change the channel back. I always kno…

40 ways women fail in bed ... 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times.The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them …

40 ways women fail in bed ... 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times.The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them …

40 ways women fail in bed ... 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times.The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them …

1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None, It should be opened by the time she brings it. 2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 3. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. 4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ." 5. How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. 6. Why do men fart more than wom…